Scene 12: in which Hakkai intervenes
Obviously, Sanzo and Goku were not amused when the door blew in – or when the wall opposite disintegrated into component molecules.
Hakkai stepped through the rubble, wiping his hands cheerily.
'You're dressed,' Gojyo said. 'Well, guess Mission: Monkey's Chastity was a success, then.'
Sanzo drew himself up. 'Our tender virgin love is pure and strong,' he declared. 'We won't do anything but kiss until the obligatory lemon in the second-last chapter.'
'Sooo……frustrated, are we, baldy?'
Click. Bang. Dodge. Swear.
'Well, if he can still do that, the disease mustn't have progressed that far,' Hakkai mused. 'Now if only we could find a cure……'
'Cure?' Goku blinked. 'Oh, is this a fanfic where one of us gets poisoned and the oth–'
Gojyo clamped a hand on his mouth. 'Hey, 'Kai, you take care of the other one, okay?'
Hakkai nodded, still deep in thought. 'Exposure to fanfic…reading summaries…I've got it!' he exclaimed. 'Gojyo, if you could keep them quiet for a while……'
'Right.'
Hakkai left, and Gojyo eyed Sanzo and Goku cautiously. They looked normal, but –
'Okay,' he said, gesturing with Sanzo's gun, 'Goku, why don't you tie him up?'
Goku looked appalled. 'That stuff's on groaned. This was going to take a while.