This episode had quite a different opening from the average ones before it. Mainly because this was actually an Aftermath episode, unlike the other ones. Before this episode began, flasback replays of Sadie being burned/turned bald by the explosion, Sierra beating up penguins, The ECC members killing eachother, Sierra wacking the giant bug with a rock, DJ being mauled by Lions, Veronica whipping Heather, and Alejandro kissing Bridgette all played before this episode opened up. The intro itself consisted of a white logo saying 'TDWT Aftermath' while in a large circular structure that was a blue globe. After that, the episode began, and of course it was within the Aftermath/Geoff & Bridgette set, but neither Bridgette nor Veronica were of course not present, but yet neither was Geoff. Instead it was just Josh and Blaineley seated in the hosts couch, both smiling as beside them was the peanut gallery of DJ's Momma, Lindsay, Courtney, Harold, Justin, LeShawna, the still deflated Owen and the still in a straight jacket Izzy. All of them were seated in the gallery, but had tables with phones on them in-front of them.

"Good Evening!", Blaineley opened to the audience with, "I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Holleran, and this is my outstanding Co-Host, Josh Packerton!", Josh then waved to them all.

"And we're coming to you live!", Josh added, "Because we need your help to raise money for a really and totally serious cause!"

"Now we know what you might be thinking", Blaineley began, "Where is Geoff? Well, let's just say the freezing temperature of Antarctica got the better of him.", Geoff was then shown in a tuxedo like Josh, but sitting slightly backstage, on a chair, sneezing and blowing his nose with tissues. "Or, the freezingness of a Cold which me and Josh promise had nothing to do with either of us!", Geoff then looked suspiciously at them before sneezing again, "But either way, WE'RE your hosts for tonight!"

"And speaking of Antarctica", Josh then said, "That was where, last episode, the Total Drama Jumbo Jet ended up making an unexpected and unanticipated crash landing!"

"One that could have been averted if only they had more gas!", Blaineley then turned to Owen, "Or at least more Owen", Owen then farted and Blaineley turned to the cameras again, "But of course, the main host of this show had to spend nearly the entire show's budget to decorate his personal quarters AND to pay for the damage done to paris an episode before all that."

"Oh come now", Josh replied, "Who could resist a gold-lined hot tub like that?"

"Too True, Josh!", Blaineley replied, "Too true! But regardless, we now need to raise at least", Blaineley then looked up to the television above them all as it showed off numbers going up and up repeatedly, "One Million Dollars to re-fuel the plane AND help out in the repairing of the Louvre and Eiffel Tower! If we don't? They will be trapped in Antarctica, forever!", the audience then gasped.

"Total Drama could be canceled!", Josh said with a worried face, "WE could be cancelled! Blaineley hold me!", he then jumped suddenly into Blaineley's arms. She caught him, but glared at him a bit before dropping him back to the ground.

"Which is why we're bring you", Blaineley then announced as the screen showed the logo, "TOTAL DRAMA THE TELETHON!", a phone number also would be showing up on the bottom of the screen at this point. "The phone lines are now open! For the love of Total Drama, call now! Now, before we really start this thing, here's a guest I've BEEN wanting on this show!", Geoff then became shocked and tried to run up to the stage, but was tripped by the box of tissues infront of him, "Bridgette!"

"But we were gonna sing first!", Josh said.

"Josh", Blaineley replied, "Let me handle this, and where is she?! One of you go get her, now!", Lindsay then got up and walked backstage. After a few moments of silence, Lindsay came back, Blaineley was still impatient, "Well?"

"She doesn't wanna come out of the green room."

"I don't care!", Blaineley replied, "Go back and make her come out!", Lindsay then went back. Focus then went backstage as Lindsay went to the green room door and knocked on it.

"Bridgette?", Lindsay asked, "Bridgette, people want you out! Some blonde lady wants you out now."

"Go away!", Bridgette said from inside the room.

"So what if you kissed a pole?", Lindsay said to the surfer, "I kissed a chinese person!"

"It's not that!", Bridgette replied, "It's this whole aftermath show!"

"Well come out cuz the blonde lady might be getting mad!", with that, Bridgette then walked out with a bag over her head.

"I thought I hated interviewing people on this show, but being a guest is even worse!"

"There has to be something you like about this show!", Lindsay then removed the bag.

"Geoff", Bridgette said with a sad face, "I liked, Geoff. Even when Alejandro was trying to make me kiss him and stuff, Geoff, I liked Geoff."

"Well, I'm not Beth", Lindsay replied, "But, shouldn't you go out there? Again, the blonde lady seems to be annoyed when you're not on the stage!"

"You sure I can't do it by text?", things then went to the stage again, with the audience 'awww' ing at this moment, along with Blaineley. Josh had tissues of his own and was wiping tears from his eyes.

"Let's bring her out!", Blaineley then said to the audience, "It's Bridgette!", however, Lindsay was the one that came out instead, annoying Blaineley, "I said Bridgette!"

"She wants to sing!"

"Oh", Blaineley replied smugly, "We'll make her sing alright."

"She wants to sing something on her own!"

"I want her out here!"

"Just", Geoff then sneezed and said as he crawled up onto the scene, "Just", he sneezed again, "Fine." The audience then cheered as Bridgette was revealed in a light blue dress like Blaineley's in make, her hair in a bun, and ontop a piano with the Sasquatch named Bob playing.

[SONG - "I'M SORRY" BEGINS]

Bridgette - "I'm, sorry. So sorry, sorry like a flower after the first frost. And I'm sorry like a mitten that's been dropped, and feels so, lost.", Sasquatch then starts playing soft guitar and the song picks up, "Ooops, I really messed up, at least I fessed up!", is now standing on the floor.

Geoff - (Speaking) "You didn't fess up!", he then sneezes, "You were caught on", sneezes, "National T.V.!"

Harold - (Speaking) "It's International, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!"

Bridgette - "But I'm sorry, so sorry! Sorry like a surfer, who's busted her board! And i'm sorry like the band when they play, a wrong chord?", Bob then does so and shrugs with a sheepish smile back at her. The song then continues, "Ooops I really screwed up!", she goes right over to Geoff and grabs him by the chin, "I felt some dude up!"

Geoff - (Speaking) "INTERNATIONAL T.V.! Huh?", he sneezes, "Infront of all my", sneezes, "Friends!"

Bridgette - walks back to piano, "But I'm sorry! So sorry! Geoff, I really think you, ruulle! You're so cute that you make me drool, and if you give me one more chance, I'll do my happy-happy dance!", she then starts doing a jig.

Geoff - (Speaking) "You are pretty cute when you dance, Oh No No!"

Bridgette - "Geoff, you're the one for me.", she then sits back onto the piano, "And I'm so incredibly, widly, madly, crazily, oh so completely, infinitely, bee-yooond, sorrry!"

["I'M SORRY" ENDS WITH AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

"So romantic!", Lindsay said as she, LeShawna and DJ's Momma were all sharing tissues and crying together.

"I guess you can come and sit with me backstage", Geoff said with his sick voice and such, "If...if you want."

"That's a great idea, Geoff!", Blaineley then said to Geoff, "Now let's play Bridgette's video montage, edited specially, by me!"

[BRIDGETTE'S CLIP REEL]

Clip 1 - Bridgette falling into Alejandro's arms due to turbulance.

Clip 2 - Bridgette gushing and blushing at Alejandro during "Come Fly with Us".

Clip 3 - Bridgette being helped up the pyramid by Alejandro.

Clip 4 - Bridgette falling onto Alejandro in the Antarctic, and kissing him due to that.

Clip 5 - Bridgette going to kiss Alejandro, but ending up kissing a pole instead.

[BRIDGETTE'S CLIP REEL ENDS]

Following that, Geoff was hiding his sneezing face under his cowboy hat while Blaineley continued her mocking.

"So", Blaineley said to Josh, "How much has been raised so far?"

"About", Josh looked up at the screen, "Ninety-Nine Dollars.", he then facepalmed, "Come on! This is just, ugh!"

"Don't worry", Blaineley then assured him, "I've got it covered, let's go to our video guest!", she then snapped her fingers.

[VIDEO GUEST]

Is literally the pole from Antarctica with nobody else in the room.

Disguised voice of really Blaineley - "Kiss me, Bridge!"

[VIDEO GUEST ENDS]

"ENOUGH!", Bridgette exclaimed as the audience laughed, "Geoff, I don't know how to apologize any more scencerely!"

"That's no reason to stop trying", Geoff replied.

"You watch the show, right?", Bridgette asked him, "Ale-hainous was playing everyone out there! we all got fooled!"

"Some harder than others! What if the tables were turned?"

"You'd kiss him too! He's that good!", both Bridgette and Geoff then angrily growled at eachother. Blaineley and Josh of course, planned to exploit every second of this.

"Now this", Blaineley happily said, "Is a show! Finally, I am proud to announce our newest, biggest and baddest segment ever! Total Smackdown!", the intro of this segment then played, two stars with boxing gloves coming at eachother and exploding. Blaineley was then shown holding up a gong with the stick to ring it, "Who's ready for the first sanctioned beatdown in Aftermath history? Pull up a chair and press record on your DVRs! Cuz it's time for our first main event! The Geoff and Bridgette Total Smackdown!", she then rang the gong, the audience cheered as Geoff and Bridgette, in boxing gloves, were getting ready to fight in a now suddenly there boxing ring.

"You'd be mad if I was caught making out with a GIRL pole on T.V.!"

"Poles aren't alive!"

"Tell that to your tounge!", the audience then gasped. Both Geoff and Bridgette then froze, looking at eachother. Suddenly, they randomly began making out, meaning they had made up.

"What?", a shocked Blaineley said, "She cheated on you on t.v.!", of course, Geoff continued making out with Bridgette, soon enough making her sick with a cold as well. They then walked off of the ring and backstage, the audience still cheering, "Ugh!", Blaineley then began to growl. But Josh tapped her on the shoulder and pointed to the screen. It showed the number going up to $500. Blaineley was still unamused, and looked at Josh with such face.

"What do we do?!"

"Ugh", Blaineley then rolled her eyes, "Alright, go to main event B.", the then turned to the audience, "Now with Gidgette repaired and finally back together for sure again, it's time for our second main guests, The Drama Brothers!", Harold, Rebecca the intern with a handheld Trent soundboard, Bob, and Justin were then shown with their instruments and Drama Brothers outfits. Lindsay squealed at this.

[SONG - "SAVE THIS SHOW" BEGINS]

The instruments are being played by Rebecca, Harold, Justin and Bob

Blaineley - Singing with microphone, "This show you need to save, This show you gotta tell, this show! That you care!"

Josh - "The Antarctica they're trapped out in, Antarctica they can't even, have catfights! It's so unfair!"

Blaineley - "You gotta help now! We're in the brink!"

Josh - "The crew gets fired, if this show sinks!"

Blaineley - "So make a difference! In their liiivves!"

Josh and Blaineley - "Give us cash or this show dies!"

Blaineley - "Save this show!..Total Drama!"

Josh - "Save this show! You know you wanna!"

Josh and Blaineley - "Save the show that you loooovvve!"

Blaineley - "Saaave this show! Total Drama!"

Josh - "Saaave this show! So call the number!"

Josh and Blaineley - "Save the show with looooovve! And One Million Dollars! "

Josh - "Save the show baby! Just give it some dough! Give it some love and some dough!"

["SAVE THIS SHOW" ENDS - AUDIENCE HEAVILY CLAPS]

"That's right!", Blaineley continued, "We still need to raise plenty more money to reach our goal, and keep in mind, we have gifts!"

"Exactly!", Josh added, "For just a donation of twenty-tive dollars you'll get a box of nutritious Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Candy Fish Tails!", he then quickly went over the warnings and such of this food.

"Not only that!", Blaineley also added, "For fifty bucks, you'll get a special commenorative Total Drama T-Shirt! It might look like your average shirt with Chris' face on it, but get it wet, and you get wo watch his face shrivel up and shrink! Amazing, right?!"

"If you get a busy signal, keep trying!", Blaineley and Josh then turned to the peanut gallery, none of whom had any calls at all coming in.

"Oh come on!", Josh exclaimed, "If loyal fans like you guys don't start donating, "Everyone on this show will be canned! And for those in the Antarctic, the REAL nightmare begins! Even Blaineley's son Cody!"

"Please", Blaineley replied as she now held up a clipboard, "Don't remind me my own son is actually on this stupid show-", she then correct herself, "I mean amazing show that really needs your help right now! So please, remember, our goal tonight is one million dollars! So after all of this we now have", focus then went over to the screen, which didn't show any improvement at all. "Okay, I'll say this, if you call now we'll do what we can to release the postponed Total Drama action figures to the entire world!", following that calls actually started coming in, getting Josh happily excited.

"Woo-hoo yay!". Josh cheered, "We've got calls, we've got calls!"

"Yeah", Blaineley sarcastically replied, "DJ's Momma is talking to DJ, LeShawna is talking with her cousin LeShaniqua, Lindsay is talking to the Chinese Tyler, and Harold is checking on new movie times."

"Alien Bonzo Three is playing at nine!", Harold added in while on the phone.

"Which means our new total is", Blaineley then looked at the screen, "Seven Hundred and three dollars. Two Hundred of the new cash came from Harold's Mom, in exchange for his promise of clearing out the garage.

"I'm very thorough!"

"Extortion?", Josh replied, "Hey, why haven't we thought of that yet?"

"I think Harold's onto something!", Blaineley said with a wink, "Now, who'd like to see an episode of Total Drama Fugitives?!", the screen then showed a 'WANTED' poster with Duncan on it. "If you're interested, call now! We're not showing you anymore until we get twenty thousand in donations!", following that all of the peanut gallery began getting actual calls from their phones with donators.

"Remember Duncan fans, keep dialing!", Josh said to the cameras.

"He's still AWOL!", Blaineley added, "Or is he?"

"TWENTY THOUSAND!", Josh exclaimed happily, "WOO! WE'VE HIT TWENTY THOUSAND! BLAINELEY, WE'VE HIT TWENTY THOUSAND! WOO!"

"Now!", Blaineley then said, "Our three latest sightnings of Duncan! From various international locations! This first sighting is from the Czech Republic!"

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 1]

The sighting - A person that looks like Duncan is walking around the street, then gives a random nerd a wedgie and pushes him into another nerd that makes over fifty scrawny people fall over like dominos.

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 1 ENDS]

"Real?", Blaineley questioned, "Fake? Who knows!"

"That's gotta be Duncan!", Josh replied, "Only he would do something like that!"

"But that's not all of our sightings! Our next one comes from Houston, Texas!"

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 2]

The sighting - a person with an elvis-like wig and white jumpsuit outfit walks with bags and soda covering face, then runs into some random guy, revealing his face looks alot like Duncan, and also making the wig pop off and reveal the hair does too surprisingly the other male, and then runs off.

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 2 ENDS]

"Now that was probably Duncan!", Blaineley commented, "Definitely!"

"Duncan in a jumpsuit?", Josh added in, "I don't think so!"

"Fine", Blaineley said, "Don't believe, but we still have one more sighting, this one from the Vatican City itself!"

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 3]

The sighting - The Pope is standing on his balcony when someone who looks like Duncan but dressed like a monk comes up, and pushes him off of his balcony, giving him a massive wedgie and making him dangle from it. The figure laughs and runs off.

[DUNCAN SIGHTING 3 ENDS]

"Hahahahaha!", Josh then laughed, "THAT'S definitely Duncan!"

"But let's see if the viewers agree!", Blaineley responded, "We got hundreds of calls during the segment, and their donations have added a wopping", the total was then revealed to be up to only 20 thousand and one hundred dollars, "Hundred Bucks to our grand total..."

"Wow", Josh said with a facepalm, "Just, wow. Any more plans, Blaineley?"

"Well, how about we bring out our first guest?", Blaineley replied, "He's one of the fan favourites of the show, and also the world's biggest Momma's Boy, and his Momma's even here with us! It's, DJ!", the crowd and DJ's Momma then clapped and cheered as DJ walked out from backstage. "DJ said he was here to auction off a very sweet prize! Each donation will earn you a raffle ticket toward-"

"A dinner!", DJ answered, "Which I and My Momma will personally make and enjoy with you!", following that only Lindsay and Owen were getting calls.

"Blaineley, I think we should sweeten the deal", Josh then said with a smile.

"Exactly", Blaineley answered, "I was also waiting for this moment too!", DJ then became slightly worried, as did everyone else, "Remember all those animals that crazy bitch Sierra has been killing? And the Lionesses that mauled DJ? Well, I think it's time for some Animal Play!"

"Cody's Momma", DJ said to Blaineley, "I know what you're thinking, and I am not gonna risk hurting an innocent animal just because your son's fangirl did!"

"Oh, I'm not talking about that!", Blaineley responded with, "I'm talking of what may or may not be, the opposite!", she then clapped, "Introducing our newest segment, DJ'S WORLD OF ANIMALS!", following that DJ gasped as behind him were now stacks of cages with animals in them. One was the Leopard Seal Pup who's mother was killed infront it by Sierra, the white seal pup that got beat up by Sierra for wanting a Cody autograph, the Anaconda that terrorized Team Victory, the lionesses that mauled DJ in Africa and still blamed him for taking their babies, the same bear that mauled Cody, and twenty penguin chicks who's parents were massacred by Sierra in Antarctica. "Now, call in if you wanna see DJ pet one of these very emotionally hurt or otherwise very vengeful animals!", suddenly all of the phone lines were ringing, Blaineley and Josh were both pleased with this.

"Blaineley, you are a genius!", Josh complimented to Blaineley, but DJ's Momma had something else to say.

"No way in heck is mah son gonna pet one of them dangerous animals!", she sternly said as she walked up to Josh and Blaineley, "Who the hell you think y'all are?!"

"We think we're the hosts", Blaineley replied, "Besides, he doesn't necessarily HAVE to touch the dangerous ones first! Come on DJ, just touch one of the baby penguins!", DJ then tried to do so, but the penguin, angry at people in general, actually roared at him, scaring him into jumping into his Momma's arms.

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!", Josh cheered, "We made it to five hundred thousand! WE'RE HALF WAY THERE, BLAINELEY!"

"Yes!", Blaineley added, as a rope was suddenly beside her despite not being there before, "And I know how to get us to eight hundred", she then touched the rope and looked over to the animals, "Beasts of the world, prepare to take your revenge!", she then pulled the rope, releasing all of the animals. The Lionesses instantly tackled DJ and his Momma, but while DJ ran off-stage, his Momma actually faught with the Lionesses using her trusty purse. The Penguins ran up and attacked Lindsay and Harold, the white seal latched onto Justin's arm and made him panick, while the Leopard Seal pup was busy attacking Owen. Izzy simply laughed and twitched on the ground.

"DESTROY US ALL!", Izzy said with her twitching, "DESTROY US ALL! HAHAHAHAHA!", she then continued to laugh as Blaineley was shown trying to hide behind the couch. However, the Anaconda came out and grabbed her by the neck, pulling her up above the set. Josh then crawled up onto the screen.

"GO TO COMMERCIAL REPLACEMENT!", he screamed out above the also screaming crowd, "GO TO COMMERCIAL REPLACEMENT!", the bear then came up behind him and roared, dragging him off just as the white seal pup 'orked' and smashed into the camera.

[COMEMRCIAL REPLACEMENT CLIP]

This clip takes place in the plane's dining hall, and shows Alejandro, Trent, Ezekiel, Tyler, Sierra and Beth all seated at one table, Veronica, Heather, Eva and Cody at another, and finally Noah and Gwen seated at the last table. All of them were bored as Chris came in, not seen due to holding the video camera. Cody is shown with a blanket over him, sneezing, and having hot cocoa as his drink, Beth is much the same.

Chris - "Hey contestants!", he goes right up to Alejandro's face, "So, Alejandro! How do you feel about the last elimination."

Alejandro - "I feel you have the camera a bit too close to my face."

Chris - "Ah well", he then smacks Zeke with the camera lens, "Zeke, what's your secret to not being the first voted off this time!"

Ezekiel - "Hey!"

Beth - "You hurt him!"

Sierra - "He's lucky it's not Cody!"

Chris - "I would never hurt a lady during non-challenge hours!"

Cody - "Hey!", Sierra then glares at Chris while Veronica laughs quite hard.

Heather - "Chris", forcibly grabs Camera from him, "What's the point of this stupid clip anyway?!"

Chris - "The Aftermath's need some replacement for commercials since they can't have any. So I just thought it'd be fun to annoy you all before you eat!"

Heather - "I hate you.", throws camera to the ground.

Chris - "I'm not very fond of you either!", then smiles, "But now, I think We've wasted enough time, time to give this baby more of MY face!", walks all the way back into economy class, "You ready for more of the telethon? Well then, it's coming right up! On TOTAL, DRAMA, WORLD TOUR AFTERMATH!"

[COMMERCIAL REPLACEMENT CLIP ENDS]

Following that, the set was shown to be completely ruined due to the massive animal attack that had just happened. All of the peanut gallery were rubbing themselves in pain, and Lindsay walked up with ruined close and make-up.

"Has anyone seen Tyler?", Lindsay called out as she walked across the set, "Tyler?! Tyler! I think they ruined my make-up! Are you out of China yet? Tyler!", she then walked off-screen as Blaineley and Josh, Blaineley now having a neck-brace and Josh a broken arm, on the couch, highly ruined and visibly having ruined hair from the animal chaos.

"We're on?", Blaineley exclaimed, "Is my make-up on! Josh, tell me my make-up's on!"

"Don't worry Blaineley, you're okay!", Josh replied, "How about me?"

"Same", Blaineley then turned to the cameras, "Welcome back to the Telethons to end all Telethons! Time to check and see what our current total is!", everyone then turned back to the screen, which went all the way up to reveal the current total was $750,000. "Seven hundred fifty thousand...UGH! I was sure we'd be at Eight Hundred!"

"I'm just glad that we can use some of this money to repair the studio", Josh replied, "But yeah...what do we do now?"

"Well, there's only one more guest to bring out so we might as well do it", Blaineley announced, "She spent most of this season obsessing over wanting Katie, but fell for Alejandro just like Bridgette did, it's SADIE!", the audience then clipped as Sadie walked out, wearing her normal outfit but still perfectly bald after what happened to her in the episode she was eliminated. She was still visibly angry as she sat down on the couch of the normal guests.

"WHERE'S KATIE?!", Sadie angrily exclaimed.

"Still at college", Blaineley bluntly answered, "But what matters is that YOUR here, so let's go over how you did so!"

[SADIE'S CLIP REEL]

CLIP 1 - Sadie crying over Katie during "Come Fly with Us"

CLIP 2 - Sadie hugging onto the photo she used to have of Katie.

Clip 3 - Sadie crying over Katie and being dragged along the great wall in China.

Clip 4 - Sadie gushing over Alejandro

Clip 5 - Sadie being saved by Alejandro

Clip 6 - Sadie attacking Gwen, but ending up getting blown up and rendered bald.

[SADIE'S CLIP REEL ENDS]

"So, Sadie", Blaineley then begin, "Any comment on your manipulation by Alejandro? Do you still blame Gwen for anything?"

"Do you just wanna beat the crap out of Gwen in a catfight?!", Josh then eagerly said, Blaineley's glare though made him calm down.

"No!", Sadie replied, "But I want Katie back and I want to beat Alejandro up instead!"

"Same here girl!", LeShawna said from the peanut gallery, "Nobody messes with mah friends and gets away with it!"

"Oh really?", Blaineley then mocked, "Do you think you'd even be able too? He's considered quite the perfect hunk, what with his silky hair and Justin-level body build.", Sadie and LeShawna both begin thinking about him pleasantly, but both of them shook their heads and quickly got over it.

"Or would you girls prefer a pole like Bridgette?", Josh then also added in, Blaineley and the audience lightly laughed. Sadie and LeShawna just glared at them.

"So anyway, Gifts and the other stuff clearly isn't working at all, and since this season's theme is a musical", she then raise an eyebrow and smirked at Josh, who did so back.

"If you wanna hear LeShawna and Sadie sing", Josh then said to the audience, "Call now!"

"I wasn't a contestant on this season!", LeShawna replied, "Why do I gots to sing!"

"Because", Blaineley replied, "Contracts, if they call, you sing."

"Can't I just dance this time?"

"NO!", Blaineley and Josh both worriedly said to LeShawna in response.

"It's only because your voice is so much better!", Josh nervously added in, "And plus, don't you want to say what you and Sadie, and Bridgette, all think of Alejandro? What you would say to him if he were right now? Right?", Blaineley and the Peanut Gallery then all nodded their heads save Harold in response.

"Yep!", Blaineley added, "No need to dance!", LeShawna then glared at them, Josh and Blaineley just grinned at her in response.

[SONG - "SISTERS" BEGINS]

LeShawna - "You think you got 'em good, okay maybe you did. You think you rule the game, I guess. But you don't rule a thing cuz baby you a squid! Who's gone and made a nasty mess!"

Sadie - (speaking) "Yeah!"

LeShawna - Now facing picture of Alejandro held up by strings, "You lied right to they face, you messed with they head, ain't that just the way with men!", speaks to Harold, "Not you Harold", Harold smiles, then she goes back to singing, "I know just how to do it, oh brother's goin' down", is cutting down picture, it falls and shatters, "And he ain't gettin' up again!"

Geoff & Bridgette - Arrive onto the stage, and both sneeze while they smile.

LeShawna - Is joined by Harold, Margery (Sierra's Mom) and also Sadie as they all start dancing. "Sisters, come together now and take him down! Sisters come together now sort him out! Sisters come together now and show him what we're, all about, woah-oh!", the four then start dancing. Josh and Blaineley nervously look to eachother and then back at the dancers, while all of the peanut gallery appears to be disturbed. "Sisters, come together now show what's what! Sisters come together now, help me strut! Sisters come together and show him what we're all about, REVENGE!", stops singing and accidentally kicks Harold in the groin. A Phone call then begins over at Justin's seat, which Blaineley picks up.

Blaineley (speaking) - "Total Drama-You'll donate if she stops?!"

Josh (speaking) - "Well, LeShawna's gonna keep dancing until our total is up to nine hundred thousand!"

LeShawna - "What?!"

Blaineley - (speaking) "Josh?!"

Josh - (speaking) "It's the only way, Blaineley!", turns to cameras, "Please! HURRY!", suddenly all of the phones begin ringing, and the peanut gallery answer them with great haste except for Izzy who is still twitching and such. The number on the T.V. then began racking up.

Blaineley (speaking) - "LeShawna fans, call in donations so she can stop dancing! The bigger the donation, the sooner this will end!", Josh then cringes at the sight of LeShawna's horrendous dancing. Just then, they reached $900,000 dollars. "Nine Hundred thousand, we did it! Now stop her!"

Margery (speaking) - "Cut the music!"

["SISTERS" STOPS]

After the song, LeShawna, Margery and Sadie were stopped in mid-dance and fell to the ground while Harold was still on the ground in pain from being hit in the groin. Blaineley and Josh both relaxed onto the main couch.

"What's the official update, Blaineley?", Margery then asked.

"Let's see", Blaineley then looked up to the main screen, "Nine Hundred and Thirty-five dollars, ugh, so close!"

"Don't worry!", Josh added, "We're almost there! ALMOST THERE!"

"Oh no this is awful!", Margery then panicked, "We're almost done with the episode, at least more than half-way through it, and we still haven't reached the goal?! We're dead!"

"Not yet!", Blaineley replied, "I have an idea, but Margery, you're not going to like it!"

"What is it?"

"Oh nothing", Blaineley answered, "But the biggest deal amongst the fanbase is, the fan-couples your daughter's been talking about! Infact, plenty of them actually try to come up with proof for their couples too! Now, if this interests you, keep calling! Because we have evidence of the couples people call DunCo, Duncney, Chronica, and of course some things about other, but first let's see what the fanbase really wants to hear about!"

"Wait!", Courtney then questioned, "What's Duncney?"

"You and Duncan.", Blaineley answered, Courtney angrily gasped.

"What?! He's Gay! How on earth would that work?!"

"I dunno", Blaineley said with a shrug, "The fans ship anything these days. They even want to see Cody get with Duncan, with Justin", Justin then proudly smiled with his sparkling smile, "Trent, Heather, you, Lindsay, Tyler, and some with Alejandro!", Blaineley then turned to the screen, "But the most popular pairing at the moment is-", the T.V. screen then said 'Coderra', "CODERRA?!", Josh then laughed.

"YAY!", Margery clapped, "My daughter is in the most supported Cody couple, you go honey! I knew you can do it! Now please get your fans to start shiping Chargery please!"

"Well, we WERE going to do Coderra clips and Fan Art", Blaineley said, Josh was suspicious, "But I just thought it would be much more fun to show off the posts Sierra made on her former blog and most FAMOUS Total Drama unauthorized website ever, 'Total Drama Passion'!", Margery then became worried.

"You wouldn't!", two interns then came up and restrained her, "You said you wouldn't!"

"Oh, promise overturned!", Blaineley replied, "We need this. If you're interested, then help us get to Nine Hundred Ninety-", the screen then instantly showed they were now up to $990, 035, Blaineley smiled at this, "Now, let's move on to Sierra's Dirty Little Secrets! As read, by me!"

[BLOG POST READING]

Blaineley - "This was posted as the first post on the blog! Ahem. 'O.M.G I just saw the first episode of the new show Total Drama Island, best show ever! I saw it thanks to my mom, she saw it because Chris McLean is hosting it. But my heart and eyes belong to Cody, that absolutely adorable boy that arrived and upted the cutness up to one hundred! I don't even care about his personality, he's just so cute and manly!'", Blaineley was then shown facing the audience, "So she only likes him for his personality, hmm, let's see how many Coderra supporters there are now!", she then looks at the screen which is showing a guage, and shows that 15% of Coderra supporters have now stopped shipping it.

Josh - "Blaineley, is this really necessary?"

Margery - "Stop!", is fighting the interns, "I beg of you! I'm warning you!"

Blaineley - "Let's read the more JUICY posts now!", she then cleared her throat, "Oh this is just rich! 'Okay, so now that this blog is a good months old, I'm going to post my new Cody themed sex toys!", the screen then shows pictures of a Cody shaped butt plug, a Cody themed vibrator, and a cody themed dildo, "'I'm making some for the other contestants too!", the entire peanut gallery then becomes disturbed, and now 50% of Coderra supporters have stopped shipping it.

Margery - "STOP THIS NOW!"

Blaineley - "Oh, and let's go on about how she keeps warm in the arctic!", she then plays a clip of Sierra in the confessional of the crashed plane, removing two skin-coloured pieces of tape from her armpits and revealing quite thick armpit hair from her pits.

Margery - "She said she shaved those!"

Blaineley - "Well, she didn't", she then shows various posts including one from a anonymous gent that said 'I'm not Gay, but there's something about Tyler's cum.', "That one is creepy, and now one from our Sierra herself, "'NO! Cody should be the one in porn! His cuteness NEEDS to be in porn! I WANT CODY PORN! CODY PORN CODY PORN CODY PORN!'", "So she's acknowledging that she only likes him for his looks, and also wants porn of him even though he's under-aged.", now 75% of Coderra fans are no longer shipping the couple.

Margery - "Sierra, Mommy will get back at her for this! MOMMY WILL GET BACK AT HER FOR THIS!"

Blaineley - "And while it does get worse than this, the rest of the posts on this website are describing very perverse sexual acts and various requests for artwork including Duncan and Cody in BDSM with paddles and dildos, Cody having sex with both Justin and Heather, Josh making out with Justin, Alejandro and Tyler doing it, Tyler and Trent doing it, One of the hotties and Cody having casual buttsex, Bridgette sucking off Alejandro and Mephiles having sex with Courtney, and Ezekiel having sex with Beth.", Blaineley then smiled, "I'm surprised nobody's requested me having sex with Cody or Josh...or Justin.", at this point everyone was now highly disturbed. 80% of Coderra fans had stopped supporting the couple by now. "For the record, all of them were requested by Sierra herself."

Margery - "FUCK YOU, FUTURE SISTER-IN-LAW, FUCK YOU!", is then dragged off by interns.

[BLOG READING ENDS]

"Alright!", Blaineley then clapped her hands together, "Blog reading over!"

"That was mean!", Sadie angrily said to Blaineley.

"I don't care.", Blaineley then turned to the screen, "Our new total is", the money then went up and revealed it was, $992,999, "Oh come on!"

"Great", Josh then looked up, "We're now nearly over, Margery had to be dragged off of the set, and we still haven't reached our goal!"

"Luckily", Blaineley then said, "I know just the final trick to keep the drama going and get us the rest of what we need!", she then turned to the still sick Geoff and Bridgette who were both still there, "But, you two might not like it!"

"As long as it's not any more blog posts", Bridgette said, "Go for it."

"very well", Blaineley then stood, "The only person more popular than Bridgette and Eva with the female demographic, is Alejandro!", she then gestured to the screen as a clip of Alejandro with his hair in a ponytail sprayed on sun tan lotion in the nice shores of some unknown place, and he was also in a red speedo.

"Is this really necessary?!"

"Uh-Huh!", Blaineley responded, "Check it out Bridgette, Audience research tells us the people loved it when you drooled over, fabulandro!", Bridgette was then offended as she sneezed once more.

"I'm sorry", she then sneezed and took out a bag, "I have a boyfriend!", she then put the bag over her head and turned away, "I'm not even looking!"

"Keep those donations coming!", Blaineley said to the audience, "And I'll keep the drama coming! Bridgette you have got to see this!", the screen now showed a clip of Alejandro running across a beach in his speedo and his hair in a ponytail.

"Stop it, Blaineley!", Bridgette replied, bag still over her head, but then she turned around, "Ah, has he, got his ponytail in?", is was with that that once more, the phones started ringing. The total of donations then went up to $999, 0000.

"We're up to Nine Hundred Nintey Nine dollars already!", Blaineley cheered, and then waved herself with her hand, "Oh, the Drama!"

"I'm sorry", Bridgette said, turning to Geoff, "Thanks for being so cool about this, babe.", she then sneezed in her bag, "You're the best!"

"It's easy to be cool when I've got you by my side babe", Geoff replied, sneezed and then kissed Bridgette's bag.

"No!", Blaineley then complained, "No kissing!", she then saw the phones had stopped ringing, "Augh, you ruined all the drama! Well, we tried. Let's see our new tally", she and everyone then turned to the screen, as it revealed they had actually reached their large goal of $1,000,000 much to Blaineley's pleasant surprise, "Oh thank god! We actually made our goal!"

"YES!", Josh happily cheered, standing up, "We did it, Blaineley, WE DID IT!", everyone in the studio then happily cheered with him except for the now gone Margery. "You did it, Blaineley! You did it! It worked! It worked! I KNEW we would be lost without you!"

"Well of course you would", Blaineley replied, "Why else am I here?", she then turned to the audience, "So, thanks to your donations and our hard work, the plane will now be able to actually have a good take off from Antarctica once more, and the third season of Total Drama can continue! Stay tuned for all the dirtiest juice, lovely couples, unless it's Coderra, and more on Total Drama World Tour!"

"With me and Blaineley staying here!", Josh added in.

"I thought you wanted your jobs at Celebrity Manhunt back!", Bridgette added in.

"We tried", Josh answered, "They said no."

"See you next time!", Blaineley then interrupted in, "On Total Drama World TOur!", with that this aftermath episode came to a close and faded out to credits. The plane saved, the show can now go on. Everything, was now fine. For now, at least.