Grindlewald Dumbledore: we just adopted!
Harry Potter: Wha-what?
Grindlewald Dumbledore: We adopted! I mean we wanted one ourselves, but we couldn't. So we adopted this little brown haired boy, so cute.
Lily Evans Potter: Name?
Grindlewald Dumbledore: Flake Michael.
Ginny Weasley Potter: Flake?
Grindlewald Dumbledore: Yes, he came with that name and since he is three it is really hard to change it.
Molly Prewitt Weasley: Did you do research on this?
Grindlewald Dumbledore: Uh…..Yes?
Alice Prewitt Longbottom: Never read that crap. Always go to other mothers, like Molly, Ginny, Lily, me, maybe, just maybe Bellatrix or Hermione.
Grindlewald Dumbledore: Uh right. Got it.
Merlin: HEY! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND! WHO IS OPEN?
Everyone:…..
Merlin: Look, um, Hermione! Granger. You seem like a nice girl. Come on, ditch ginger and come with me.
Hermione Granger Weasley: LOOK HERE MERLIN! I MAY BE NICE BUT I AM MARRIED!
Merlin: Yep I know. That is why you are ditching ginger!
Ronald Weasley: Who you callin Ginger, Auburn!
Merlin: That isn't a offence, Ginger.
Percy Weasley: Well, you are going to have to do better than Ginger, Merlin. How about 'Ministry-loving Power-hungery Moron'
Fred Weasley: Hehe, nice Perce.
Merlin: Okay, Ministry-loving power-hungery moron.
Percy Weasley: That was you, moron.
Merlin: Whatever Ginger.
Charlie Weasley: BOYS!
Bill Weasley : Which one?
Ronald Weasley: Slight problem, bros.
Percy Weasley: What?
George weasley: This dude, he isn't a dude. No one knows what he is.
Angelina Johnson: George! YOU READ A BOOK!
Fred Weasley: AAww Forgie!
George Weasley: Shut up, Gred.
Bill Weasley: So out A-team won't work?
Charlie Weasley: Nope. Dang it.
Merlin: HAHAHAHAHA!
Cornelius Fudge: I good always take you out of the ministry, Merlin.
Merlin: Uh, yeah right. Considering you aren't the minister.
Cornelius Fudge: Riiiiggghhhhttt.
Tom Riddle: God gave me you for the ups and dooooowwwwwwnnnnns. God gave me you for the days of Doooouuuubbbbttt.
Bellatrix Weasley: Little bit of me and you doin alright!
Tom Riddle: That is it! We should do a facebook play! All country music! I love country music. We all sing our favorite songs chorus!
Harry Potter: For once I agree with you, it should be fun.
Sirius Black: This is going to be so much fun!
A.N. Hey there! So that is what the next chapter is about, should be fun! I know this chapter wasn't as funny as the others, but bear with me here. Another thing, I need help with the songs. Any songs that are country, and fit each character. List who it is by and what song and the person it is for! Thanks!
Darkhairedluna