The Life and Times of:Young Link Chapter 12: Where there is light, a super smash brothers fanfic

Okay, this chapter is gonna be really random here…because I'm running out of ideas.

YL: NOOOOOOO!

Yeah, I'm running out. So I'll pretty much type whatever and go with the flow. So if nothing makes sense, don't kill me.

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Uber Spoonz writes: GO YOUNG LINK! WHEE! Sheik in a bunny hood... frightening mental image. OH GAWD, HE'S HOPPING AROUND! And now he has a basket full of eggs... Dude, what is wrong with Sheik? Or maybe something's wrong with my head...
This may seems odd and a little wrong to you: I've never been to Busch Gardens. Yah, shame, shame on me, right? Haven't left my house for the past month, so all I do is sit in here and read fanfiction. Some of it sucks. Stuff like this... ROCKS!
I was gonna do Geico, but Taco Bell is even better!
King Dodongo: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
XD That will be good. Gotta update that sometime soon. Get more reviews on that than I do for the real stories. I might update that today, since I don't have Chapter 15 read for "Face Your Demons". Well, my mother's kicking me off the computer so I'll see YOU next update!

My Response is: I think something's wrong with THIS WHOLE STINKING WORLD, if you want my opinion.

Master Disaster writes: I have these to say:

1) Lol! Y. Link was about to lose it. Heehee...

2) Maybe you should put YL into a troubling situation, then through a twist of fate, my Clone, who has another alias as Kazuma the Shell Bullet, saves him, and pounds the crap out of the bad guy. I dunno. You think about it.

3) Thank you; You show much courage for answering the reviews. You have shown alot of bravery for the Petitioners. Thank you. If and when you pass on, there will be a large Memorial in your honor. The name Numdenu will be a sacred name and will never ne used by anyone but your children and your descendants. God Bless you, Numdenu.

My Response is: My name will be sacred? WAHOO! But, really, I wouldn't if I didn't have such loyal and nice reviewers!

joebthegreat writes: okay whatever then...

and howcome i always hate myself when i look at my reviews redone by you? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SORCEROR!

oh boy i want a chile dog or whatever...

and now i have a request to make:

GIVE BOWSER A FRILLY DRESS AND MAKE HIM INTO A BARBIE!

My Response is: Okee! –tosses chili dog-

razzkat writes: WAHOO!

I meant to review this story a long time ago, but I forgots. o Stoopid me! Anyway, it's very nifty, espeically the part about the Fruitcake man. And this chapter was especially funny . Good work!

My Response is: Thank you; I feel honored to be reviewed by THE razzkat.

halomasterchief writes: I have been too busy to review, to my dismay, but I've finally found time! Well, all the chapters since the one I've reviewed have been excellent, and I especially liked this one. I can tell you hate Captain Falcon by the way you treated him during the conference. I agree, his voice is VERY annoying in SSBM, but he's pretty cool in F-Zero: GX, so I just don't see why everyone picks on him. Well, that's about all I gotta say, well except that...

I hate the Flood! I'm sick of saving Earth and listening to Cortana'sing bickering! halomasterchief is a cheap inpersenator of me, and he's a crappy writer!

(halomc wrestles the keyboard from Master Chief and sticks a plasma grenade on him)

Sorry about that, Master Chief took the keyboard from me. God, he can't even spell "impersonator" right!

(Watches MC get blown up by plasma grenade, sending him through the roof towards Uranus)

Anyway, fantastic job!

My Response is: Bicker bicker bicker…yup, that's Cortana.

"Heeheehee!" cackled the Authoress. "Foreshadowing, Ahoy!"

Adult Link was in the arena practicing solo again, when he heard a voice behind him…."Link…I'm back…" The Hero of Time spun around to see…DARK LINK!

"What are you doing here?" asked Link.

"I'm here to destroy you. Oh, and we'll have a spectator, if you don't mind…" Another figure stepped forward, another dark mirror image, but this one was of…YOUNG LINK!

"Sooo then…shall I tear you limb from limb?" asked Dark Link, hereby known as DL.

A bloody battle ensued, as Dark Young Link slipped quietly away into the shadows….

The Authoress sat in a director's chair munching on popcorn. "Hmmm…wonder how many times I used the word Link in that paragraph's worth?"

Young Link was wandering around trying to find something productive to do, when he heard a cough from behind him. He stuck his sword into the shadows and poked them cautiously until he heard an "Ow!". He then grabbed whoever was hiding there, and saw it was Dark YL.

"What…the…crap…" was all our hero could say. "Are you trying to assassinate me?"

Dark YL began to plead. "No! I wasn't, honest! Please! I was trying to find the snack bar!"

"How can I be sure?"

"Do I have my sword?"

"No, but-"

"How can I kill you without a sword?"

Young Link thought about this, and ended up just shrugging. "Okay, follow me."

"Right, uhhh…Light Me?"

"That makes no sense. We need nicknames for each other."

"I'll just call you Link, if you don't mind."

"Hmmm…can I call you Shadow?"

Dark YL smiled. "Sure! Shadow works!"

"Ok then Shadow, follow me!" Young Link led Shadow to the snack bar.

Everybody was staring at the two Links. Falco's sandwich fell out of his hands, Luigi dropped his Pepsi, Captain Falcon was crushed by the piano he was using as a weight, Mewtwo lost his concentration, and Marth seemed frozen in time. Shadow walked up to the counter and asked if there were any funnel cakes, and the man just handed one to him and taking the Rupees. Young Link beamed when he saw Shadow with the funnel cake. "I didn't know they had those!"

"Yeah, but the people here are strange…they're all staring at us…"

"They're just not used to you. Don't worry about it," Young Link comforted as Bowser walked by in a frilly pink dress.

Shadow ran after Bowser and poked him, only to get barbequed by the Koopa's fire.

And then, Shadow's eyes began to glint red as he closed his fists, and in mere seconds had knocked out Bowser with a powerful uppercut. Young Link watched in utter astonishment as Shadow then hurled the Koopa King out the window. Then he turned to Young Link….

…and the red glint faded.

Young Link stood there gaping until Shadow pushed his jaw back up. "Let's keep moving."

And guess what? There's gonna be a second part to this! YOUR REQUEST WILL BE GRANTED, MASTER DISASTER!

YL: Yay! Another chapter!

Shadow: Koolio!

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