Yah, I just realized that the last chapter probably had you guys going, "The big capturing plan is just to go SHOPPING?!" The quick shopping part was just part one of the capture. Hopefully, this chapter, we will find out what Alice's big plan is….

Disclaimer: I own nothing, so back off people, before I get my stick out!

Bella POV

We walked out of the store, and I was keeping a watch on Alice, just to make sure that she didn't suddenly say, "Sorry, Bella! We need 5 more outfits!", and keep me locked in this mall for the rest of my life.

We were almost out the door when Alice froze, leaving me to bang into her stone cold back in the middle of a crowd of shoppers. I blushed at the glares people were giving us for blocking traffic.

Alice's head snapped up toward the mall entrance.

Suddenly I was being yanked from my arm by Alice towards the girl's restroom. When we suddenly burst in, a woman retouching her makeup glanced up at us through the mirror, looking half annoyed, half amused.

"Alice what did you see?" I whispered.

Her lips pressed for a second as she scrutinized my face, trying to see if she should tell me or not.

I gave her an exasperated look.

She sighed and said only one word that had me starting for the exit of the women's restroom.

"Edward."

It was a worthless attempt, really.

I was just jerked back by Alice's freezing grasp on my arm.

I sighed. I had to at least try to escape.

There was only one way out….

"Alice, I'll let you dress me for two months if you let me go?"

"Lets go!"

Of course.

We came out to see Edward storming towards us, Emmet not far behind him, looking very scared to approach Alice.

I ran up to Edward, and he wrapped his arm around my waist, gaining me some envious glairs from on- looking teenage girls.

Before Edward could speak, Emmet said, "Alice, he was too fast for me! It's not my fault!"

Alice sighed and shrugged. "Oh well, you tried…."

Emmet looked relived until Alice got a mischievous grin and added, "But I'm still giving Jessica your number!"

Emmet looked like he could cry.

I was going to laugh, but my attention was brought back to Edward, who had asked, "Alice! What are you planning? AND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE BARNEY THEMESONG!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ahh.

I was wondering what Alice was using to block her mind, but that last line had some people giving Edward looks that obviously questioned his sanity.

She seemed to be going through an internal battle in her mind. Edward looked so exasperated, like he would bite somebody's head off, so I rubbed small circles on the back of his hand with my thumb. He glanced down at me, and kissed my hand. I blushed, of course, and Alice had to clear her throat.

"I have come to a decision!" She sang.

All of my attention was on Alice, desperate to know what she was hiding. She was mainly talking to me, actually, her excitement radiating off of her in waves.

"How pleasing would it be to see the look on their faces if they got stood up by Edward and Jasper, and then, to see the look on their faces if they see us with Edward and Jasper while they're realizing that they've been stood up? Is it not brilliant?!?!"

I stared at her for a second. I was amazed on how far she would really go.

I glanced up at Edward. His expression was a mix of admiration and frustration.

"And you expect me to ask one of them to a date?" He asked with disgust and disbelief. I flinched at the very thought and decided right there that if he was going to do that, that I did not want to be in the room.

Alice look perplexed. "Yes, I know, but it won't be that bad! Well, okay, but Jasper will have to do this too!"

I raised an eyebrow. "How are you going to get Jasper to do that?"

She grinned a devious and slightly disturbing smile. "I have my ways…."

I shuddered and immediately tried to get the subject off of Alice and her persuasive ways.

"Edward, will you do this?"

I myself didn't know if I wanted him asking one of them out…. Then again, Alice knows all….

Edward seemed to be thinking the same thing and mumbled, "I guess I have no choice, now do I?"

I grinned and said truthfully, "Probably not."

"Okay, then it's settled!" Alice piped up.

"We'll have to wait until tomorrow so that Edward can ask Jessica and Jasper can ask Lauren."

Edward moaned and I flinched slightly, but of course Emmet had to notice and couldn't resist the urge to poke fun at our discomfort.

He boomed a laugh and clapped Edward on the back. "Good job, Edward! Playing the field, huh?"

Edward looked like he could kill Emmet right then, so I whispered, "Edward!" urgently to him before the people walking around us could witness a vampire showdown in the middle of the mall.

Emmet then said to my immense displeasure, "Hey, Bella, you better keep an eye on Edward and Jessica!"

Edward whacked him in the back of the head as hard as he could without too many people hearing the loud thunking noise that seemed to echo around Emmet's head.

That seemed to do the job, though, because Emmet grumbled, "Owwwww!" under his breath, rubbing the back of his head.

Edward pulled me closer and kissed my forehead, seeming a lot calmer than he had before inflicting pain on his bear of a brother.

"So, what do we do until tomorrow?" I asked. My life pretty much had been focused around this makeover, and now that I had free time, I didn't know what to do with myself.

"Well, we can always do more shopping!" Alice crowed happily.

Edward's and my eyes both popped out of out heads as we shouted, "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" simultaneously.

He picked me up bridal style and ran me out of that mall as fast as he could in front of the shoppers, leaving Emmet alone with Alice, who was in one of her "shopping modes", in the middle of a huge mall.

Sweet payback….

That took me forever to write, and I haven't read this over, so I apologize for any flaws in this chapter.

The other day, I was outside with my brother his little friend who lives next door, (yus, I still play with little kids -rolls eyes-), and my little brother had the bag of chips, and I was feeling very chip- deprived, so I was chasing them around the cul- de- sac to get the chips from them, but he would keep denying me my chips, so eventually, me being the graceful and coordinated person that I am, crashed and burned on the concrete and got scraped all over my elbows and my palms, and my big toe. So, I come in the house and I tell my mom and my dad, and my mom was talking to me, and apparently, my dad felt left out, so he randomly says, "No means no!". My parents…. And then my mom says, "Go put some Neosporin on it, but I wanted to put Bactine on it instead, but she told me it would sting, but I did it anyways, and I was in my room, and I sprayed it on, and it stung, so I say "OW!" really loud, and I hear her say, "I told you!" Then my cat was sniffing my toe, so I put a big band- aid on it, but we didn't have any colorful ones, just the normal ones, so that was depressing. So now I'm here, typing with a big bandage on my big toe because my little brother denied me my chips….

I'm done ranting and rambling, one of my many hobbies and talents, so please R&R. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I AM BEGGING FOR REVIEWS, FOR THEY MAKE ME SMILEY AND HAPPY! THEY ALSO MAKE CHAPTERS COME OUT FASTER! -waggles eyebrows- MUST. HAVE. REVIEWS. :0) P.S: Riya is reading Eclipse! Huzzah:0) :0) :0) I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HER! -wipes tears from eyes-