OKAY. So thanks to: 00-vampirekisses-00, Skankdragon Blackheart, Wannie822, Fifth Buisiness, Xeelia, Depps Darlin, Doctor-who-mad-gal (good week for you, huh?) timelady1210, Kirric, Pen-to-paper scribble, Lyra the badwolf, Kateg123, Souless Tears, crazyfortorchwood, rocmysox, outlaw of Sherwood, dru, and rarax1 for being so kind as to review that last chapter.

Oh, and DUDES? Or Dudettes? Can you guys PLEASE finish your stories? I'm sick of reading half finished ones! Especially when they're brilliant!

"Gwen… DARLING!" I smiled "Um… How are you?"

That's the way to do it. Just act cool.

Wait, I am cool, I don't have to act!

"You have ten seconds to run" gwen snarled.

I'm not running. I'm fucking sprinting.

"TEN!"

Oh God I'm gonna die!

"NINE!"

Where's Gray when you need him?!

"EIGHT!"

I whimpered, running under a desk or something.

"SEVEN!"

Maybe suicide is a better choice?

"SIX!"

I heard her getting out a gun.

And a knife.

"FIVE!"

Oh God, she's going to skin me!

"FOUR!"

I don't want to be a blanket!

"THREE!"

Yeah, suicide.

"TWO!"

Just breathe John. BREATHE. She won't kill you.

Will she?

"ONE!"

I'm too hot to die!

"I'M NOW CO-"

"Giugh…"

"THANK YOU GOD!!" I screamed.

"Ianto?" I heard Gwen say, "Are you okay?"

"I think so… I- Where are my trousers?"

Oops.

"JOHN!" Gwen screamed, "THERE'S TWO OF US NOW!"

"YEAH!" Ianto (A.K.A I have BRILLIANT legs boy) "THERE'S GWEN WITH- Is that a samurai sword?!"

"Duh"

"Um… GWEN HAS A SWORD AND I HAVE… I have…"

Does he even know what his job is?

"I HAVE A STAPLER!" He screamed.

Gwen tutted and passed him something.

"ACTUALLY, I HAVE WHAT LOOKS LIKE A LASER!"

WHAT?!

Yeah… I ran from out of the desk and dove for cover…

…. Down some sort of manhole….

WOW! I'M IN JACK'S ROOM!!

"Wahey…" I smiled.

I'm gonna try and find his diary!

Oh… No…

A sword is coming down the hole.

"Johnny…" I heard Gwen coo.

DEPP?!

"WHERE'S JOHNNY DEPP?!" I yelled.

OH! I get it! She means me.

That's not good.

Not good at ALL.

"Um… Hello" I whimpered.

"Get up here now! I want it to be on cameras when you die!"

Who is she? Quentin Tarantino?

"Okay" I climbed out of the hole (search for the diary if I make it out alive).

Now.

Play. COOL.

"If you killed me, you'd be making a mistake!" I said quickly.

I said COOL!

"What?" Ianto poked the laser thing at me "Why?"

"I changed the codes for the cells. You wouldn't be able to get the others out" I smiled.

Wow, I AM good.

See? You don't need Gray to be evil.

Gwen growled, yes… She GROWLED at me.

"Damn!" She snarled "Okay, so here's what's going to happen" She put the sword to my neck "You're going to get the others out of those cells, and then…" She paused.

"Then give me my trousers!" Ianto snapped.

"Yeah!" Gwen said quickly.

I rolled my eyes. "Fine!"

They then (for some strange, and totally unexplainable reason) felt the need to escort me down to the cells, where I typed in the code (If you change the numbers into letters, It's 'I ROCK')

"Hello" I muttered as they all glared at me.

They still don't have their shirts on.

"Hello" Jack said, smiling at me (faintable, but punchable) "In there. NOW!"

I groaned and walked in, Jack turned to me "And Olad isn't there!"

Damn!

I grabbed at one of them quickly, and pulled out my gun (I love how pockets can hide things)

"Let me go! Or… She dies!" I yelled.

"Hello?" They replied "I'm a man! You idiot!"

Oh. I'd grabbed the Doctor person. Again.

"I knew that" I kept my eyes on the others "Let me go!"

They all glared at me again (obviously bad eyesight) and Gwen swore at me (what the hell?) I walked out of the cell, keeping a firm hand on my (half naked) hostage.

"Now…" I said "You lot, are going to take ten steps back. And then the team will stand there for ten minutes, whilst Jack will go and find his diary, and give it to me. He will THEN find a shovel, and come with me… Only then I will release this guy" I poked him with my gun.

Jack muttered something and took a step back, walking off.

"Thank you!" I smiled, taking my hostage up the stairs "How am I doing so far?" I whispered to him.

"I really don't know" He said to me "My arse still hurts from where you stunned me" HA! "I'm half naked, cold, and I have a gun pointed at me"

I laughed as Jack returned, clutching a small book and a shovel.

This is my plan coming into place.

"Diary. Now"

I WANT to know what I missed out on.

Jack tossed it to me, "Now let Owen go"

I smiled as I took my gun away from his temple.

"You come with me" I said to Jack "Or I'll kill off the people in your team. In front of you"

As if I would.

Ten minutes later. In the SUV

"Do you even know where you're going?" Jack asked me.

No.

"Yes!" I snapped, "Now shut up, and let me drive"

Jack rolled his eyes and shuffled about.

Oh yeah, he's still half naked, and I chained his hands up.

"You're going to love this part" I smiled, turning sharply.

"What?" Jack snapped.

"We're going back..." I smiled.

"To the future?" Jack asked "I love that film!!"

What?

"No!" I rolled my eyes.

At least I don't think so. Gray told me what to do, and when I asked what he was going to do to Jack, he suddenly became very vague...

... Strange.

Please r&r. No flames.

Enjoy the last episode.