Chapter 11: open season on blonds and wolfs, be ware

A/N:
hey all sorry that I did not fulfill my promise. I was busy…with…..stuff…..Jake and Nessie planning….nope im not lying… (Blushes fiercely.) Anyway. Good chapter hope you become addicted to my story.

We were playing drake's song, forever. I was singing along a few songs passed and I knew all of them on my iPhone. The iPhone had a reddish brown wolf on the back howling at the sky with a great big moon in it. It was on the silicone case that covered my iPhone. After a couple of songs, including airplanes my B.O.B Haily Williams and Eminem. The song "Take it off" by Ke$ha came on. And I innocently kept on singing along.

There's a place down town where the freaks will come around

It's a hole in the wall

It's a dirty free for all

So come on

Take it off

Get undressed

Take it off.

Then I realized that Jake wasn't singing, he was just staring at me. Gaping widely. Then I said what. Then he pointed to my I phone. Then I he just started laughing. I blushed fiercely.

"Oh come on don't be embarrassed. It's just that I have heard you sing that before, but never with the hanging topic of sex on the brain."

I opened my mouth to explain when he just kissed me. I pulled into the drive of my house, and started passionately making out with him; I then flipped over so my knees were straddling him while he was sitting.

Then I abruptly threw my self back into the driver's seat, when I heard a cough from the front of the car. It was Emmet; beside him were Rose, then Phanella, then Seth. Seth and Phanella were trying to hard to not fall on the ground laughing. Emmet chuckled slightly, and then rose hit him.

"Why did you bring that?" rose said in a disappointed tone. I gave her a look.

"I wouldn't be giving me looks missy, I will try but I don't think all of us "cough" dog "cough" are going to be able to keep our minds off of you. If you get caught. It will be open season on wolves."

I just looked down, and got out of the car. Then Jake said,

"Well I just think that it may be open season on blondies today." She pretended to not be annoyed or to notice, but I saw right through it.

"Just control your thoughts mutt, for Renesmee."

Then Emmet said,

"Come on rose, they're teenagers, they are together, they haven't done anything stupid yet, nor do I think they intend to." We blushed, and then I lied through my teeth and said,

"I am SOOOOOOO hungry for blood right now, can we please hunt" then we all ran off and then after a few deer and I think Emmet caught a black bear. Then a sudden rush of confidence rushed through me. I grabbed Jake and pulled him into the brush, I glanced over his shoulder to see Phanella wide eyed. All I thought was.

I went back to the house with Jake, because im full, and since im a half vampire, I get tired after hunting. ;)

We ran back to the house (cottage) because that was most likely to be where I would take a nap. Then I burst through the door with Jake close behind, (wanting to know what the hell is going on.) I sat down on my bed and he sat next to me. My bed frame is a dark Kelly green with a little glass lock-ness monster picture in a circle, in the head board, the frame had posts which went up to a dark hunter green canopy with a almost mesh like net coming down and covering all sides. We were inside,

I pushed him over so I was lying on top of him and started to make out with him. It was getting really steamy, and then I put my hands on his temples. And I though of the song from earlier enthusing the words. "Take it off." Then my door burst open and I heard.

"RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN! GET OFF OF HIM THIS INSTANT!"

I instantly sat up, as did Jake. Jakes eyes were so wide that I thought that they may pop right out.

"What were you just doing?" he said with acid in his tone.

Then, not as big as before but I got another whiff of that confidence thing, and said,

"Kissing my boyfriend, dad."

Then I looked at Jake, I couldn't figure out why he was still sooo afraid. Oh my, I just remembered that my dad can read minds.

…Shit…

"Well then ok, what were you thinking?"

I had no response; I just bowed my head in shame. Then dad said.

"Jake come with Emmet and me. Renesmee go with your mother and your aunts. Seth and Phanella went home after the actual hunting ended." We went to where we were told without another word.

REVIEW! Mwhhahahahahahahaa Ik Ik im sooooooooooooo mean. Oh and btw….LPOV soon… that's all im saying…. Remember I want this story to be VIRAL by the hundredth chapter. And that's only the half way point. So do anything you can to get people that have read all four twilight books to go to there computer and read passing storm. And now my ingenious idea for something that you can do to get more people to read!

If they say "I don't like reading on the computer."

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Kat