sorry i haven't written anything for a while pips! i've had an exam packed week this week and i was really busy studying. but here you go! REVIEWSS!
Klutzyhumannowvampire and sexyvamp4ever has signed in
Klutzyhumannowvampire: hey Edward!
Sexyvamp4ever: hi Bella, are you okay?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: yeah I'm good! How are you?
Sexyvamp4ever: well... not so okay....
Klutzyhumannowvampire: what's the matter?
Sexyvamp4ever: well... I' was hanging out with Emmett and jasper last night... you know having bro time. When Emmett asked jasper a question....
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh no! Jasper didn't know the answer!
Sexyvamp4ever: noo...
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh...jasper cried?
Sexyvamp4ever: bella...can you-
Klutzyhumannowvampire: he peed himself? Puked? What Edward! What?! Stop stopping! Sheesh!
Sexyvamp4ever: Bella (rolling his eyes) ok are you finished interrupting me now?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: I wasn't interrupting you! You just kept stopping...
Sexyvamp4ever: ok ok... well Emmett asked jasper about something related to shopping and cardigans and woolly jumpers and that and....
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh... and then...?
Sexyvamp4ever: well he kind of went stiff and images flashed in his head...and...
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh Edward! Can you please stop putting ellipses on everything!!! It's annoying me!!!!
Sexyvamp4ever: b...u...t... w...h...y... b...e...l...l...a...?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: (evil stare)
Sexyvamp4ever: anyway... the images were really weird because I saw him in a youth club......knitting....
Klutzyhumannowvampire: you're doing it again…
Sexyvamp4ever: so did you! Ha!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: wait! What?! Did you just say knitting?! But jasper is an ex-soldier! He can't be in a silly knitting club!!!!
Sexyvam4ever: that was what I though at first, but he couldn't control his thoughts round me anymore. He knows that I know his secrets.
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh I wonder what Alice is going to say about that
Sexyvamp4ever: oh Alice knows, and that's not the only thing jasper's hiding. When Emmett was asking him about it, he couldn't think of something else anymore. Did you know that jasper works at the hairdressers?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: whoa… now that is just… why? Alice?
Sexyvamp4ever: yes. Alice.
Lilpixievamp has signed in
Lilpixievamp: what did I do now?
Sexyvamp4ever: why have you been torturing jasper?
Lilpixievamp: what kind of question is that? I don't torture my husband!
Sexyvamp4ever: oh sorry I forgot. You don't think that signing him up in a knitting club and giving him a job in a hairdresser isn't a way of torturing someone in any way whatsoever!
Lilpixievamp: I didn't sign him up him of for a knitting club and I didn't give him a job in a hairdresser! You know that I don't get on with knitted stuff as well as the others. Except cashmere of course.
Sexyvamp4ever: Alice… just own up already… I can read minds you know...
Lilpixievamp: ok ok… I did it…sheeshh!
Sexyvamp4ever: see I told you Bella…
Klutzyhumannowvampire: but why?
Sexyvamp4ever: (giving an encouraging look with a raised eyebrow)
Lilpixievamp: ok Edward! Just don't do that! I got him to do those so he could play with me!!! I wanted him to be able to do my hair and all that you know… it's just for fun!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: ohhhh…. Cool!
Sexyvamp4ever: Bella, how can you think that's cool? Jasper is suffering because of this…
Emotionaldude has signed in
Emotionaldude: actually I'm not Edward… as long as it makes my lovely wife happy… I'll do it. You let Bella hang out with Jacob before just because it made her happy. That's how it is for me Edward.
(Alice gives jasper a lovey dovey and a grateful look)
(Edward winced after jasper's little speech)
Klutzyhumannowvampire: ohhhh… that's so sweet…
Sexyvamp4ever: ok then… but does it bother you jasper?
Emotionaldude: sometimes… but I actually enjoy it sometimes… did you know that some of the Volturi joined the knitting club too?
Sexyvamp4ever: okkkkkk
Klutzyhumannowvampire: whoa! That's so awesome! I think Felix is soo cute!
Sexyvamp4ever: (glaring at Bella) what was that my love?
Klutzyhuamannowvampire: I said Felix is cute!!!
Sexyvamp4ever: ok that's it! No sex for a month!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: no no no no no! What I meant to say is that he's cute because he reminds me of my cat. He's called Felix too… you're so possessive sometimes Edward…. (Sigh)
Sexyvamp4ever: ohh ok. Just forget what I said earlier ok? And I AM NOT POSSESSIVE!
All of them except Edward: OH YES YOU ARE!
(Edward turns to you with a guilty expression on his face)
Sexyvamp4ever: am I really?
(This is the bit where you say your opinion)
Lilpixievamp: see! We told you!
Sexyvamp4ever: hey! They didn't even say anything!
Emotionaldude: well they can't instantly join our conversation and type on here can they?
(Jasper turns to you)
Emotionaldude: if you think Edward is really possessive or not… give reviews please :D
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