Hey there... sry I haven't updated in a while... I was working on another story, 'Froggy in Varia-land' check it out when you have time XD...
So yeah I'm sick... again, but hey that gives me extra typing time lol
Rated T for language
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR
The Froggy and Prince Chronicles: You really got me
"VROOOII!" Squalo's voice was followed by some crashes, and some gun shots.
"Oh dear~" Lussuria spoke to the only other person in the kitchen, Bel, his expression filled with worry, "It looks like they're at it again."
"Ushishishi," Bel smirked taking a bite out of Lussuria's freshly baked cookies. "I wonder what the gay shark did this time."
Stomps were heard as the silver-haired one made his way down the stairs.
"F****N BOSS!" Squalo swore as he walked into the kitchen.
"What is it now?" Bel asked munching on a cookie.
"APPARENTLY LUSSURIA DIDN'T BUY THE RIGHT TYPE OF CHIPS!" Squalo rolled his eyes.
"Chips?" Bel cocked an eyebrow.
"I DON'T KNOW! APARANTLY HE WANTED THE DAMNED BARBEQUE FLAVOR!" Squalo yelled grabbing the car keys.
"I'm sooo sorry Squ~! I didn't know he wanted barbeque!" Lussuria said putting his hand to his cheek, "I'd go with you but I havePain au Chocolatin the oven! What about Bel? Bel, you should go with him!"
"Ushishi no way! the prince is eating!"
"Shut up brat, you're coming!" Squalo pulled Bel (cookies and all) out the door.
…at the store...
*Beep*... *beep*... *beep*
"Ushishi what are you looking at?" Bel snapped at one of the many frightened people staring at him and Squalo. The person yelped and ran off.
"Vroi brat stop picking on people and help me!" Squalo complained, as he was the one holding all the chip bags. Yes, they decided to buy all the flavors they had in the store to avoid another hissy fit from Xanxus.
"Ushishi, silly gay shark, princes don't help commoners!" Bel picked up a magazine from the closest rack and started flipping through it.
"VROI! WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!?"
The whole store got quiet.
"Stop drawing attention to yourself sharky," Bel mocked.
"Shut the f**k up brat and help me." Squalo lowered his voice.
"Nah... the line's too long, shishishi, how about I go wait for you over there?" Bel said as he started to make his way towards a display.
"F****n brat get back here!" But Bel had already disappeared.
...meanwhile somewhere in the store...
Bel hummed to himself as he made his way through the seasonal aisle.
Hmm... Christmas 50% off, New years 25% off, Valentine's day? Already?! That's like a whole month away!
He stopped and looked around anyways.
A unicorn? How does that relate with Valentine's day?! Bel thought about stabbing the stuffing out of the animal, but that meant that he had to pay for it, and what good use is a shredded stuffed animal? And besides it's not all that fun when there's no blood involved.
Oh look chocolate!
Bel was looking at the chocolate when something caught his attention.
It was a key-chain. A frog key-chain. The stuffed frog held a sign that read 'kiss me' and on his arm 'press for sound'. Bel took the frog off the display away from the ones on the display. The froggy he picked was green, not pink, not blue.
"Ushishishi," Bel smirked, "press for sound huh?"
He pressed it of course.
The sound of a guitar started, soon followed by lyrics:
Girl...you really got me going,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing...
Bel smiled as the frog continued,
Yeah, you really got me now,
You got me so I can't sleep at night...
Bel fought a nose bleed at that line.*
Yeah, you really got me going,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing now,
Oh yeah!
You really got me now,
You got me so I can't sleep at night!
You really got me!
You really got me!
You really got me!
The frog finished and Bel stared at it for a moment.
"Fwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He burst out laughing and then he looked at the frog again, "You're coming with me froggy!" He smirked as he made his way to check out.
...outside as Bel got into the car...
"VROI! WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU!?" Squalo yelled from behind the wheel.
"Ushishishi, the prince had some last minute shopping to do."
...3 weeks later... February 14th...
Fran opened the door to his room only to find himself trapped by a giant present box.
A present for me? Fran looked around. Well, since there's no other way out, Fran ripped the wrapping of the box and opened the lid. Only to find another box, smaller than the last one.
What the...?
He ripped the wrapping off this one too, and opened it to find another box...
and another box...
and another...
and another...
This went on till there was only a small box left.
There better be something in here! Fran thought as he sat in the middle of his room surrounded by a number of boxes of various sizes. He opened the box to find... a keychain? Just a key-chain!? No... a FROG key-chain. It was holding a sign that said 'Kiss me' and it read 'press for sound' on it's arm. Of course he pressed it.
Girl...you really got me going,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing...
"SEMPAI!"
...meanwhile downstairs...
"Sounds like Frannie finally opened his present!" Lussuria squealed as he served breakfast.
"And by the sound of it, I don't think he liked it much." Squalo said before digging in.
"Ushishi, don't worry that's only half of it." Bel smirked.
End.
So the song the frog sang is 'You really got me' by the Kinks... yeah I didn't pick it, I went to Smiths and found a froggy keychain that sang it, and I thought it was the most adorable thing ever XD
Hmm... I wonder what the other half of Fran's present is gonna be.. eh? lol
*Bel's a pervert XD
Well yeah sorry it's so short! PLZ R&R! ^.^
-Eko