Last of the Pack
This is ABOUT (not FOR, let's get that straight cuz I'm better than you XD) the middle schoolers who think gum is the freaking center of their universe. *Shrugs*Like wtf.
"Breaking news. The Environmentalists Society has finally knocked down the stubborn ignorances of the politicains doors and waged a new government law pretaining to the wild and neighborhood grown trees. Already people running a muck and ramming down store doors and causing mayhem. If you are not outside now then you are missing out on the last chances of the century to get and tree made prodicts. In other words all tree made products are now illegal. To the younger generation whose brians are scientifically proven of getting smaller by age and have no idea what I'm saying this menas No More Gum!" The screen crakled and the news guy took out his phone and answered. Someone screamed and he flinched. "In other news, my middle school daughter was just watching this and now throwing a tantrum banding to disown me if I don't take it back."
Iggy put the tv on mute and just sat there. Angel and Gazzy stared at the screen then they slowly turned to each other. They turned to Iggy who blinked lifelessly at them then crowned their head towards the counter. A lone pack of gum was opened with only one stick of gum left.
There was a flurry of feathers and all of a sudden a broken chair dented the wall, the tv was knocked on the ground and all the cushions were used to knock the daylights out of everyone else.
Max jumped into the fray and screamed. "What the hell is going on here!?" She had Gazzy by the ear in her left hand, Angel by the wing in her right and Iggy underneath her.
"Max! Its the end of all good chewing things!" Angel shouted.
"What? What the hell?" Max said confused.
"The Environmentalists, enfasis on mental protested against gum. They're not making anymore gum! And this here is the last piece in the entire universe," showed her.
Max shrugged her shoulder disbelilevably, "oh really."
"Hey! How'd you get that?" Iggy said. Th wrapper was white so he could see it clearly.
"It doesn't matter besides the fact that its mine," she began unwrapping it.
"I don't think so," Iggy and Gazzy made a grab for it simultaneously making Max fall out and yelped.
Fang walked by, saw the commotion and went back in the other direction, he oredered pizza and specified for them to drop if off at the back door.
Max yelled out hopelessly getting pummeled to the ground there was no way she was getting out of the stampede of tree sap crazed children.
My computer will not work for nothing so when I have the patience and longevity to edit the paragraphs I will. This is also for everyone that reviewed last time, due to your enthusiasm for more current coming updates this one was written for yall the next day(today) and was fun to be back in the groove :)