look what i did sisters and brothers in my mental asylum. thats right, my room is my mental asylum as i am allowed to be crazy. if you want inspiration youtube the phantom of the opera remix its really really good...happy 4th
Mistoffelees was sitting alone on Astrid's bed, after his friends had gone to bed. Dragon was due to return by sunset, and he was going to stay up all night if he had to. Astrid was out on a date with Hiccup, probably throwing axes at inanimate objects, and then playing ding dong ditch afterwards. Something Viking like that would make no sense at all.
Sooner than later, Astrid had come back and was bursting with energy. She was just a handful it seemed, and her mom had no idea what to do with her. Something about this girl though, gave Mistoffelees the urge to go to sleep before something bad happened.
"You must really miss her, that Victoria you always talk about." She said, lying on her back looking for pictures in the texture of the wooden ceiling.
"I do miss her, and more than I can express. Do you think it's alright if I go for a walk?" he asked, knowing that he wasn't just going to go for a walk, but he was going to do something else.
"Sure, the isle is perfectly safe at night; just make sure you don't make any noise." And with that Astrid passed out on her bed, fully clothed and so she didn't notice when he jumped out of the window.
Finding the Hiccup's hut wasn't very hard, but breaking in wasn't as easy as it should have been. There was an open window though, one that went into Hiccups room. Stealthily, Mistoffelees jumped up onto the thin ledge and waited until the right time to pounce and wake up his two friends so that they could see Etcetera and Electra. Instead of landing on them, he landed on Hiccup's face.
"Ahhh! Rat attack!" Hiccup screamed so loudly that most of the isle woke up. But yet, the two toms stayed asleep.
"Shh, you silly human. It's just me. Now can you wake up Tumble and Pounce for me? We can wait for Victoria and the sisters together." Hiccup stared at him, and before saying sorry for pushing him onto the floor in the crudest way possible, Misto soon was joined with his two friends to wait for the three queens and Dragon to come back.
Meanwhile, Toothless was sitting in a secret hiding spot where in the field that Dragon was due to land in. he missed her, and was worried beyond compare. She had forgotten her dagger, and so if she stopped to long and was killed, he would never forgive himself. Though he was half asleep, he watched as the three toms walked into the field and started to randomly dance.
Mistoffelees was practicing his dance moves for the jellicle ball, and it moderately easy. They had planned to honour his last great feat of pulling seven kittens and a small dog out of a hat. As well as a small dog coming out of the hat, there was a girl with brown hair and a blue checked apron, wearing ruby slippers. It made him sick to see her and how she acted.
Tumble and Pounce we dancing with him as well, mimicking what they thought that Munkustrap was going to do. Soon they all three were engaged in a barking war, practicing for the 'Awful battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles' before Tumble started to act like his possible father, Growltiger. It was quite a sight. So much of a sight that Toothless couldn't stop the laughter from pouring out of his mouth.
"Toothless, is that you?" asked Pouncival.
"You caught me. Did you know that you look funny when you do that?" Mistoffelees turned a shade of pink only his friends saw when he used to talk about Victoria and how beautiful she was looking and then what she had said to him that day.
"It's for our jellicle ball, that we probably will miss, but I can't help it. I still haven't found were Snotlout is hiding so that I can fix his nose. I know how to do it; just I need him to do so." Mistoffelees then explained before tacking onto the end a nice invite to teach Toothless how to dance like them.
(This is a line break and I live here. No it is not me being the line break, but a cat. Guess which one)
"I see land. Etcetera, Electra, wake up!" Victoria asked, almost yelling.
"We never fell asleep Victoria. Say, what does it look like from up there?" Electra asked, ever curious.
"there are three, no four, black and white dots dancing on a field, and they look like- its Mistoffelees, Tumble, Pounce and a dragon. Dragon, do you know who that dragon might be?" Victoria asked. If she had been able to see Dragon's face, it would have been completely pink.
"That is my almost boyfriend, Toothless. He can't really dance, but that dodo doesn't know that I can't dance either."
"That's too bad. In order to start dating, you have to dance in our tribe. Maybe you should come and visit us someday." Etcetera said in a dreamy voice. She was always floating on a magical cloud somewhere else, but not on land.
Dragon thought about that for a second or two. Dating and Dancing was something that most people with legs did. Cats had to dance in order to date, apparently. Why wasn't she told about this?
"I'm bored, can we sing a song for the ball so that I am ready?" asked Etcetera.
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat." They sang the entire song, and by the time they had touched ground they were singing 'Magical Mr. Mistoffelees.' You can almost imagine the great feeling that Misto had when that happened and he heard it.
Dragon crashed landed gently, which was almost impossible, so she got the real impact of momentum. Victoria had jumped off of her back, and the two sisters got off and they all went and huddled in a corner while the toms went to get Dragon out of the mess. She wasn't hurt, thank God, but she was really tired. Those queens knew how to make someone sleepy. When they were singing songs that they needed to know, she fell asleep somewhere between 'The Naming of Cats' and 'Gus; The Theatre Cat' and then woke up to something loud and perky.
"Misto!" Victoria yelled almost as loudly as Hiccup had screamed. She ran and jumped at him, causing him to fall over. If only they knew that she had been forced to dance with Plato would this reunion have been ruined.
Victoria was forced to dance with Plato because she had practiced with him the most, and they became really good friends over time. Munkustrap decided that it was time for her to become a queen, and though she would have much more preferred to be paired with Mistoffelees as her partner, Munkustrap had chosen Plato for his adopted daughter. He didn't know if it was the right choice, but that would be said afterwards.
"I missed you too dear." He said before she smashed her lips onto his in a gentle, but passionate manner. He returned it until someone, most likely Tumble, told them to get a room.
"Tumble, you are in no fit condition to speak." Misto was right; he was off on cloud nine with Etcetera, who had learned the hard way that she couldn't mate with Tugger because he was too old. Pouncival and Electra had scampered off to Hiccup's den for the time being. He was afraid to find out what they were going to do.
"Dragon, you left your dagger, you know how that scared me." Toothless start to complain after giving her a hug. She faced him and kissed him. "I missed you too." The inner dragon in her wanted to do much more than just kiss him, but her inner human wanted her to just run off and go to bed.
Victoria and Mistoffelees shared a bed on Astrid's bed, and in the middle of the night the small, white queen start to shiver. Mistoffelees, being the gentleman he was, wrapped his arms around her and kept her as warm as he possibly could have, though in the morning, his fur was cold, but his heart was warm.
While Victoria and Mistoffelees got some sleep, the four cats in Hiccups room went downstairs to his living area, where no one was sleeping to play truth or dare. All four cats had agreed on that. Since they were all cats, they could play it however they liked. Though I can't explain it, it was quite a sight to see as they were all possibly high off of catnip. Maybe that basked that the sisters travelled in had catnip in it. Just maybe.
