OMFG I KNOW YOU GUYS SAW THE OUAT PREMIERE *Hyperventilating…Omg…Omg…o…m…g*
*Passes out…opens eyes…looks around…feels for the remote…and watches over again* ROTFL
First of all if you haven't seen the new season please skip all bold up here and just go ahead to the story.
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Omg the opening with Emma giving birth was so freaking sad… I just thought of how Snow cried when she had to give Emma up.
I loved loved LOVED! The argument between Emma, Snow and Charming was so perfect, I loved that she blames them and then when she talks about their optimism was fucking hilarious.
I totally agreed with Rumplestilskin when he went off on Emma saying that he wasn't going to hold her hand anymore "Brilliant". Tired of everyone having to force her or make her believe in herself or her family it's getting annoying. I mean after all the shit she's been through and seen she still doesn't believe.
The fight between Snow and Regina EPIC and long overdue and the nerve of Snow to say "I'm tired of you ruining my life" LOL r u kidding me! Priceless it was WWE smack down and I was wit it 100%!
My reaction to Greg and Tamara's Death *Shocked face* "Fucking A, Hell yeah, it's about fucking time" The shadow was an OG now I don't think Greg is dead but Tamara… Sorry honey you sucked while it lasted LOL
The live chat with the cast rocked although none of my questions were answered I still enjoyed their input and their pictures. I really want to know if their introducing Princess Tiger Lily because she is just as important as Hook, Tinker Bell, Peter and the lost boys.
Peter Pan… nuff he's a bad little shit! But honestly I love him too!
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Regina looked up at the trees; Snow and Charming were still at the bottom while Princess Tiger Lily was almost at the first vine. Glimmer and Bryce were working their way up behind Snow and Charming.
"Ugh come on" Emma groaned walking toward the tree. "At the risk of sounding like… well a spoiled brat… I have to say that…I AM NOT CLIMBING THAT" Regina said pronouncing every word and syllable and putting her hands on her hips.
Emma scoffed and turned around facing the former queen "We don't have time for this, we need to move now before the lost boys find us" Regina dropped her hands "I don't care I don't climb trees, I'm not a… I mean I… I don't" Regina said running her hands through her hair.
"I think what our dear queen is trying to say is she needs help as do I" Hook said looking at Regina then back at Emma. Regina scoffed and glared at Hook "I don't need help pirate and if I did, I would have no problem asking for it" Emma crossed her arms "Right" she said in a monotone voice.
"How is this any different from climbing that beanstalk in the Enchanted Forest" Emma asked. "Well aside from the fact that it was covered in vines and easier to grip this…" he said walking over to the tree getting ready knock his hook on it "This is solid and there is nothing to grab" Hook said banging his hook on the tree bark. The sound that bounced off the tree bark was not the sound of a solid tree but that of a hollow one and the sound echoed through the forest.
Upon hearing the sound Princess Tiger Lily looked down at where the sound originated "NO!" she yelled but it was too late. What sounded like earth trembling thunder, were branches breaking in the distance and the falling of trees.
It was loud and it was getting closer, they all paused and looked back at what could possibly be making that sound; and once they saw another tree fall they quickly turned back around.
"MOVE NOW!" The Princess yelled Emma and Regina ran toward the tree and started to climb. Hook ran over as well and like a logger he hacked and hacked at the bark of the tree like an axe and with his other hand he began to reach for the a nook in the wood.
The Princess now on the first branch luckily for her it was fairly thick and large branch as far as width if they all needed to share it, it would hold them, it might be a little tight but it would hold them.
Everyone else was coming up the rear and she looked down to see that Regina and Hook was having the most trouble. Hook was barely off the ground and Regina was only a few inches from him. She looked around and saw an extra long vine and used her hunting knife to cut it she tied it to the tree branch
"Hook, grab this and I'll pull you up" she yelled down "Regina you need to climb faster!" she added
"Ugh, shut up" Regina growled quietly. The sound became louder and Regina stopped and looked over her shoulder, the last tree had been forcefully pulled down and the hands that grabbed it were large with five fingers black as coal with long red finger nails.
Regina closed her eyes and faced the tree not moving, "Oh my god" she whispered. Hook saw the vine and used his hook to grab it. He wrapped it tightly around is wrist and leaped on to it with his whole body. Snow and Charming reached the Princess along with Glimmer and Bryce.
Charming helped the Princess pull Hook up. The princess saw that Regina had stopped climbing she was holding desperately to the part of tree she was currently grabbing. "Regina grab on to hook and we'll pull you up!" the Princess yelled. Regina remained quiet, Hook was being pulled past her when he reached his hand out to her.
"You're Majesty, grab hold!" He yelled trying to drown out the loud noise. Regina continued to say nothing; Emma was just reaching the top when Bryce helped her up. "It's getting pretty crowded up here, you sure this branch is…" but before she could finish the Princess shushed her.
"Do not even think it do you understand the branch is very strong in fact it is one of the strongest branched in this swamp and the vines are sturdy as well do you understand" she said glaring at Emma. Emma looked at her and shook her head slowly not quite understanding but remained silent.
Princess Tiger Lily turned back toward Regina "Regina, don't think about your fear just climb" Regina still said nothing. "REGINA!" Charming yelled startling the Princess and Snow "I Can't!" she yelled back her voice breaking. The beast that was behind the trees finally showed its self.
The body was also black and it had a serpent's tail, the eyes were massive and brown it was the size of a tree and heading straight for Hook and Regina. It slid like a snake and it opened its mouth and released a shrill shriek that sounded more the sirens then it did anything else.
"Oh my god that thing is hue…" Bryce started to say but the Princess shushed him before he could finish his thought "No its not it's as small as a mouse and we have nothing to fear do you understand?" everyone looked at her but Emma was the only one to speak up "Are we looking at the same…" the Princess shushed Emma again.
"This forest feeds off…" the Princess thought for a moment and chose her next words carefully "Of your happy… thoughts you think of the happiest thing and it… makes it appear" the Princess added slowly. Then she turned and looked at Regina. Everyone looked back at Emma and she could tell the Princess was lying but couldn't tell why.
"Regina, are you stuck?" Hook asked gasped desperately trying not to look at the massive beast behind him. "I'm frightened" she whispered to herself but Hook heard her and swung toward her and grabbed the tree. "Regina, grab on to me" Regina looked at the Pirate her big brown eyes were wet and glossy from spent and unspent tears.
"Regina, grab me and they will pull us up but you must trust me" Hook said looking into her eyes. "Regina, think of Henry and how much you love and want to protect him" Regina took a deep breath "Now grab hold of me" Hook said and Regina slowly reached both arms around his neck and the group began pulling them up.
The serpent was now only feet away from them. Emma looked at the serpent and then at Regina and Hook. "Regina, look at me!" Emma yelled Regina looked up and that's when Emma put two and two together. "Regina's fear is powering the beast" she said quietly to herself. "What?" Snow asked. Emma looked at the Princess who shook her head no "Um… nothing" she said turning back to Regina.
"Regina, the vines help me! Use your magic and focus on the getting the beast tangled in them!" Emma yelled. Regina looked over Hooks shoulder at the beasts' massive size and buried her face in his shoulder. "Regina, come on think of Henry, would you want this thing going after him?" Emma yelled.
Suddenly something in Regina snapped and she wasn't afraid anymore she looked up toward the vines and threw her hand up and a strong purple beam of magic came out flowing strong she pointed it toward the vines then the beast. Emma did the same and as Snow, Princess Tiger Lily, Bryce and Charming pulled Regina and Hook up Glimmer shot an arrow into the heart of the beast.
"No!" the Princess yelled and used one of her hunting knives to knock it off course and pin it to a tree. "No weapons let them do it Glimmer, stay out of it!" she yelled. Glimmer lowered her bow and arrow; The vines coming from the trees entangled around the beast causing it to become stuck.
It fought hard but as Hook and Regina reached the top of the branch it started to shrink. Emma and Regina released their magic and the vines continued to stay on the beast.
Now standing on the branch they all looked as the massive creature became smaller and smaller until it was regular size but what was the most mind blowing detail was that the beast favored Regina in the face and as it looked up to them it gave them her signature smirk and slithered away. "What the f…" Regina began "Let's go" the Princess said turning to face the next massive branch and holding on the vines.
"Wait a minute I want to know why that thing looked like me" Regina demanded. The Princess turned around "It looked like you I didn't notice" she said with a shrug of her shoulder. "Yes it looked like me and I want to know why"
The Princess sighed irritated and looked at Regina. "That creature and many more like it, it feeds off fear whatever your fear, it becomes it making you more afraid and more likely to think of something more terrifying then that. It takes on the eye color of the one controlling and your eyes are brown and so was the creatures" "So what are you saying I'm afraid of giant serpent size me?" "Well actually the serpent might have been me, I hate Reptiles" Hook said with a smile
"…and I hate snakes" Bryce added in. "So that just leaves a giant, black, angry, Regina" "With red claws" Glimmer threw in "And a loud shriek" Bryce added "Okay but what does it mean? " Regina said loudly getting frustrated.
"Well break it the Regina that you thought of looked more like a siren then you…" Charming said.
"Yea but why did it look like me?"
"Maybe you're afraid of yourself" Emma added.
"No it's deeper than that" Snow said. "Sirens are alluring they trick you into following them by turning into someone you love…"
"Or at least make you think you can trust them" Glimmer says "…they're also evil and very…" Snow stopped and looked at Regina.
"Very what?" Regina asked
"Lonely" Snow finished Regina looked around and then shoved her hands in her pockets
"So you're afraid that in your rein as the Evil Queen you have passed the point of no return and because of your Evil ways you'll wind up alone like those Sirens" Snow says quietly. Regina looked around the group and then rolled her eyes "It doesn't make since" she said flatly.
Glimmer saw how uncomfortable Regina was getting and quickly added "But if you would have let me shoot it, we could have been at least half way to our destination" she said holding up her bow.
"No it wouldn't have, once the beast feeds off the one its drawing its fears from whatever harm comes to it would be fall its source"
"So her shoot the beast in the heart would have brought down our dear queen" Hook asks looking at Regina who was glaring at him due to his comment.
"Yes" the Princess simply added and turned back toward the second tree. "You cost me a good hunting knife" she called over her shoulder to Glimmer.
Regina looked in the direction of the knife and waved her hand a purple fog appeared around it and soon around her and she disappeared and reappeared in front of the Princess" "Here" she simply said ignoring the fact that she had made the Princess jump.
"How did you?" the Princess began "Thank you for not letting…her kill me" Regina said gesturing to Glimmer. The Princess slowly took the knife then examined it to make sure no damage had become it and then slid it back on her side in its holster.
The Princess gave her a quick nod and maneuvered around her and so did everyone else leaving Regina in the back with Hook again who just smiled at her.
She gently grabbed his arm making him stop. He looked at her and her eyes reverted to the ground "Um… thank you for helping me back there" she said. "Don't mention it I would never turn down a beautiful woman who only wants to lay her head on my shoulder…" he said grabbing her hand. "… of course under different circumstances you would have enjoyed it not apologized for it" Hook said on a sultry voice bringing Regina's hand to his lips.
Regina snatched her hand before he could kiss her and shoved her hands quickly in her pockets. "Why can't you just take the damn thank you and be done you always have to say something vulgar or imply something nasty" Regina said. Sighing with disgust and turning in the direction of the group.
"Because no one dreams of being gentlemen they dream of being Pirates!" he called to her. Regina just ignored him with a flip of her dark brown hair and kept close to the group.
The sun was beginning to rise and the path that the Princess was taking them was becoming clear. They weren't swing on the Vines but walking through the trees. The branches were very large and wide but some were more fragile than other so the vines were used as support.
They finally got to a branch that lead straight down into the dark forest but because the sun wasn't fully out yet the bottom part of the swamp still looked fairly dangerous and creepy.
"This will lead us near the beach it will only be a few more feet from there and then you can see Skull Rock."
"Now the question is how do we get down there?" Regina said. Princess Tiger Lily sat on the large branch and pulled at the small opening in the bark. When she couldn't pull anymore she used her hunting knife to cut and chipped away pieces; so what she was left with was an opening and inside a dark empty tree bark.
What was now looking like a closed tube ride through the forest gave everyone, pause. Then she placed her legs inside the tree bark "Wait you want us to slide down that thing?" Regina asked.
The princess sighed and looked right at Regina "Yes, come on where is your inner child? This place was thought up by children, our whole way of traveling has been one big giant fantasy created by a child…" The Princess said. "Fighting bad guys, riding with Indians, climbing trees, walking on branches and now sliding through the forest on the world's longest fastest slide" the Princess just simply said and then went sliding down.
The others followed and then it was Hook and then Regina alone again "I'm starting to think you fancy me, your Majesty" Hook said Regina rolled her eyes "You wish" Hook smiled wickedly and extended his hand with a gracious bow "Well then ladies first" Regina sat down and then scooted herself down into the hollow bark and shoved off. Hook closely followed.
The tree bark was surprisingly soft and smooth, the screams that echoed through the swampy forest were coming from everyone when the bark went straight down or turned a sharp corner and then through small holes in the bark, beams of light broke through the darkness making it seem like they were traveling through outer space then through a tree in the middle of the forest.
Hook could see the light at the end of the tunnel and when he was getting ready to brace himself the tube took a surprising turn up and he went flying inches through air at the last person who came out of the tube. "Watch out!" he yelled but Regina was too busy dusting off her clothes and turning around when Hook came crashing into her.
Hook now lay on top of Regina there face merely inches apart and his hands pinning them above her head as he tried to lift himself up.
Hook looked down to a very upset Regina but he just smiled wickedly "Now normally your mouth would be in the O formation and your eyes no doubt, would be begging me for more" he said which only infuriated Regina even more. "GET OFF ME PIRATE!" she yelled.
Charming ran over and helped up Hook while Emma and Snow helped Regina. "What is it with you two, first the rope now you're straddling…" Glimmer started to say Regina walked over and lit a fireball in her hand and put up in front of Glimmer's face "Finish that statement and die" she said glaring at her.
"O.k. Regina" Snow said grabbing the former queen and pulling her away from the young girl. Hook laughed "Seriously you got a death wish?" Charming asked "Oh I'm just having a bit of fun with the queen" "Keep him the hell away from me!" Regina yelled to anyone who would listen.
Hook laughed again "Mmmm l love woman with some fire in her" he said to Charming who only shook his head laughing. "Yeah well be careful what you ask for that one there lover boy, might just scorch you" Hook laughed again.
"I'm only teasing our dear Queen I have my eyes set on another beauty" he said looking the direction of Emma. Charming noticed this and stuck his foot out in front of Hook causing the pirate to go crashing down toward the sand below. "Not my daughter you're not" he said waling casually away.
"What happened?" Emma said gesturing toward Hook "Oh he must have fell, he's fine" Charming said walking toward the group.
"Bloody Hell" Hook said lying on the ground a shadow suddenly covered Hook along with a pair of medium size legs a tan and brown Indian outfit and a pair of hazel eyes "Are you quite done?" Princess Tiger Lily asked him.
Hook smiled again "I am now" and he began to stand up.
Well what did you think pretty long I know I'm sorry but I'm trying to bring it to a close, I have the ending part down in my head, it's just the small the detail of the rescuing part that's giving me pause. Any ideas you can Facebook me or Tweet me I accept and answer all.
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