Have ALL the breaks!
Enjoy the night
Far above Canterlot, Richard and Damian looked down at the ponies closing up shop, heading home or hanging out to clubs. Richard bowed towards Damian taking his hand in his, "May I have this dance?" "Of course" Damian responded locking his hand in Richards' while the other rested on his waist. The both of them hummed as their magic extended out of them twirling around them as they silently waltz on the roof. The magic flowed outward encompassing the entire city in its gaseous form before the script appeared. No one noticed as a shield erected itself over the capital, covering the castle in the process.
Anthony stared at Scootaloo as she set a glass of water in front of him before setting her own down. Her form changed making her slightly taller than her original form. As she sat down her forelegs become arms and hands and her hind legs became legs and feet. Anthony stared before simply asking, "Scoots why are you human?" She tilted her head before looking down at her body and reacted in a normal fashion, shrieking, which caused a chain reaction of clattering from the other room and the face planting against a door, opening to reveal a gray shirted man dragging himself across the floor. Scootaloo wearing an orange t-shirt and blue jean shorts looked at the man, "Stonewall?" "Scoots I'm sure you've realised but you're a human" they both said pointing at each other. Anthony covered his eyes wishing this was just a dream.
Gilda sat at the bar, watching her hand move as the club freaked out at their transformation. Gilda's attire consisted of a white shirt with a brown leather jacket and tight blue jeans. "Gilda what is happening?" Trixie asked. Complete with her hat and cape, Trixie wore a blue blouse with a glittered skirt. "You are taking part in the greatest illusion Trixie, one that only be cast by one man" Gilda said smiling as some of the 'humans' stopped freaking out and got back to dancing or socializing. The bartender, taking full advantage of the new appendages, preformed tricks as he delivered drinks. Spitfire and Misty amongst the dancers, their outfits differing from the crowd, wearing a Black t-shirt with her cutiemark in the middle with a black skirt flipping around giving glimpses at the mauve panties underneath. Misty on the other hand wore a teal tank top giving off a clear shot to her B-cups and wore white track pants similar to Richard.
Luna sat on her throne admiring herself as an attendant held up a full-length mirror in front of her. She wore a multi-blue coloured dress that shimmered and changed shades like her hair, it contained the C-cup breasts that when she checked were keep from slipping out by a teal bra. She stood up, balancing herself with the added weight of her assets before looking at the attendant, "Summon Captain Smiles and lieutenant Nighteye to the front of the castle. There's someone I need to go and find." She nodded before picking up the mirror and hauling it away with her.
They sat and watched the city below listening to the cries of terror, excitement and joy, Richard's head leaning on Damian's shoulder. "Mm the sounds of chaos, John would be proud" Richard commented. "I saw him yesterday; he's still in the same pose." "What, the opera one? I thought he would have broken out by now." "Classic John though, he'll break out when we least expect him to."
"RICHARD" a voice cried out from below, the pair looking down to see a mint haired and dressed woman calling up towards them. Richard shrugged before leaping off the tower, landing on an adjacent rooftop and scaling down the window sills before dropping to the street. Damian jumped off making a direct route to the ground, a small crater forming as he landed. Richard barely had time to look around before being hugged from behind by the squealing woman. "Thank you thank you thank you" she repeated over and over again. "Not a problem Lyra but I'm surprised you saw us."
"Sorry I saw you two walking out in the street so I followed but magic of this scale you must be a powerful as the Princesses." "Probably more" Damian muttered but stopped as Richard elbowed him. "So what are you two going to do now that you've transformed the city?" "We were planning to stay up on the tower and watch the landscape but now that we're down… I don't know we don't know the city all that well." Lyra grabbed each of their hands, "Then you can come with me, I know a great place to hang out." The pair looked at each other and shrugged "Lead the way then."
Anthony opened the door of the wagon, looking at two guards, one male the other female, and Princess Luna standing outside. "Hi Princess" Scoots said hanging her head off of Anthony's shoulders as he sat down on the floorboards. "Is Richard in?" "No he and Damian went on a night of the town; I don't know when they'll be back." "Then we should just track them down" Nighteye said still wearing the cloak Richard owned. "Yes I suppose so can you give a general direction where they went?" Anthony leaned his head out and pointed in direction of the tower, "Richard pointed at that structure so I'd check their first." "Thank you for the information… and I'm sorry." "Ain't your fault miss Luna" Anthony said sweetly before closing the door.
Richard walked in the middle, Lyra wrapped around his left arm, while Damian held his right hand. "Canterlot is a big place" Damian pointed out as Lyra led them around a corner, the sound of music growing slightly louder. "Not as big as Fallen London, now that place is big." "What's that place like?" Lyra asked leaning against Richard's shoulder. "You know the term 'expect the unexpected' that is how you explain London. You can find all kinds of races and occupations there. You think dragons are interesting, try meeting the rubbery men. Remember the rubbery men Damian?" Damian shuddered, "Ugh creepy squid faces."
"Here it is" Lyra stated standing in front of a block long, two floored building. Richard examined the building while Damian stared at the line that rounded the structure. "The illusion will wear off by the time we get in." "Agreed, Lyra is there a way to bypass this line?" Lyra let go of his arm and shuffled her feet, "Well yeah but we might get in trouble." Richard placed his hand on her head, "No worries if any trouble comes we'll deal with it. Okay?" Lyra stared into Richard's eyes before nodding, "Ok this way" she said leading them into the alleyway towards a back door. "When in doubt, go through the back."
Walking in they found themselves in a hallway with a staircase going up. Luna looked up, "Captain what is this structure?" "It is a guardhouse, down the hall will lead to the barracks and mess hall. Upstairs should have the quarters if I remember correctly." "Is there a door to the roof?" "No ma'am there's the watchtower but it doesn't exit to the top of the roof." "THEY'RE NOT UP THERE" Nighteye called from outside. Walking out they saw her on top of one of the houses, looking up at the tower. "If they are not here then where would they be?" "No clue" Smiles said, frowning. "Let's hit the club, Luna. The entire city has turned human he'd probably go where the largest amount of humans" Nighteye said as she climbed down the house. "That would be foolish" Smiles said. "Foolish enough that it could be possible" Luna countered, "You know where the biggest club is?" "Of course she knows she probably spends all her off time there." "For once captain, you are right. This way Luna" Nighteye said taking the lead.
Sneaking into the club, the three found themselves in a hallway, the dubstep's bass working its way through every part of the club. "Ah yeah, Vinyl's playing tonight. You like dubstep or electronic?" "We are familiar with the genre but Richard likes it more than I." "She's great" Lyra said walking down the halls and leading them into the ground floor. The light's centred on the dance floor as music blared out from the speakers embedded into the walls on the first and second floor. The rest of the floor had low light lamps centered above private areas and the bar was well illuminated. The three of them walked to the bar and sat down. "Your strongest" Richard asked, the bartender pouring a glass, and then Richard signalled to leave the bottle. He took a sip before looking at the bottle, "Hey Damian look" he said passing the bottle to Damian. "Pathetic." "What?" Lyra asked looking at the bottle. "Only ten percent alcohol in this." "That's pretty strong you sure you want to be drinking that?" "When you are used to drinking thirty to forty percent, ten does seem pathetic." "Where'd you get such high content?" the bartender asked leaning in on the conversation. "Back in the empire where else. You ponies have such low tolerance, unlike me and Damian here."
"Wait you're the humans" the bartender exclaimed causing a few patrons to turn their heads. "My friend' Richard stood up grabbing the bottle, 'tonight we are ALL humans" before drinking half the bottle. Damian stood up taking the bottle, "Humans by blood or by spell, we are all the same tonight" he said before downing the rest of the bottle. "RICHARD" a cry came from behind as two hands wrapped around Richard's waist, flame-haired woman connected to them. "Spitfire are you drunk?" She grinned before burying her face into his back, "you smell like fire." "I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult" he said turning himself around. "Damn Spits, you look hot." She grabbed her skirt and felt the fabric, "Really?" Richard cupped her chin, tilting her chin and kissing her on the forehead, "really." She blushed and looked down at the floor as Misty hugged Damian.
"So what have you ladies gotten up to?" "Fleetfoot keeps asking for her pay early, says it was something important and her cousin looked really nervous when asking." "How much does she get paid?" "About two thousand per show, as Captain I get about two thousand five hundred. You guys get paid five hundred before you ask." Richard held his chest, "Only a fifth of your pay, Spitfire you wound me. Do you really think so little of the company?" "You've blown up something's head and crashed it in the middle of one of the squares while you crashed into the castle. So far all you've done is destroy parts of the city by accident." He shrugged, "but I looked awesome doing it so that's all that matters."
"Come on please?" Misty spurred holding Damian's hand. "Dancing is fine but this screeching is more Richard's taste than mine." "But you get to be my dance partner" Misty said turning around to grind up against him. "Are you trying to seduce me?" "Maybe, is it working?" Damian leaned down and nibbled on her ear, "No but I'll play along anyway." She blushed as he led him onto the dance floor.
"I'm sorry I can't let you in." "Bruiser I don't think you understand Princess Luna wants to go clubbing. How rare of an opportunity is that, think of the publicity? This place would be more popular than the ones in Fillydelphia, which means more pay for you and the rest of the staff." Bruiser stood in front of Nighteye before sighing and stepping out of the way, "Very well Nighteye but we're even, got it?" "Perfectly" she said signalling Luna and Smiles to come with her through the doors. Smiles covered his ears as they entered grimacing as Luna and Nighteye went ahead of him. "Welcome Luna to Illuminate, the largest nightclub in Canterlot." Luna looked at Nighteye, "that will make it harder to find him wouldn't it?" Nighteye nodded, "yes but we should-" she was caught off as a hand dragged her into a hug, "Good to see ya Nighteye." She looked up to a smiling face looking down at her, "Richard" she said breathlessly, blushing as she hugged back. "And a well met to you as well Luna" Richard said looking up from Nighteye. "Richard we need to talk" she stated bluntly. "Then join us at the bar so we can mix business' Richard let go of Nighteye and kissed her forehead 'and pleasure."
As Richard sat down on a stool, Nighteye wrapping herself around one arm as Spitfire occupied the other while Luna stood in front of him. "How did you do it Richard?" "I run on a level of politeness and friendly demeanour. We've seen how your stallions act up here especially to their herd mates, very rudely in my opinion. I prefer being a gentleman especially to women and only act harshly towards them when they've wronged either me or my friends. As to how I do it, some women like the bad boy some like gentlemen. I just happen to be both." Luna furrowed her brow, "I meant how did you turn everypony into humans?" "Oh illusion magic, very high level but not hard to pull off. It only works in dark places such as at night so by sunrise you'll be back to your four-legged self." "And it only affects the city not outside it?" "If someone comes in to the city during the night they will shape shift into humans but once you leave the area of effect than you regain your form. Nighteye can I have my arm for a minute? I want to drink." Instead of letting go, Nighteye grabbed his bottle and tipped the opening into his mouth for a few seconds before putting it back on the counter. "Thanks dove" he said getting her to smile into his arm.
The group had a light shine on them from one of the spotlights as another illuminated Damian and Misty feeling each other up, Damian retracting his hands a few seconds later. A woman with neon blue hair came onto the monitors wearing a white tank top with matching yoga pants and purple glasses covering her eyes. "Alright everypony let's turn it down a bit for our special guests, first we've got princess of the night herself, Luna in the building" she spoke into the microphone as the monitor shift to Luna, who merely raised an eyebrow. "Next we've got the two fellows you've been causing a stir since they first walked onto the surface Richard' the monitor filling half the screen of him, Spitfire and Nighteye 'and Damian" the other half with Damian standing beside Misty. Richard whipped out a killer smile and winked at the monitor as Damian merely bowed his head. "So any song recommendations I can play for you tonight?" Richard got up, both ladies releasing his arms as he strolled up to the stage security letting him pass with ease. As he got up on stage he spoke, "if it's alright with I'd like to play the music form the empire." "Hey yeah dude got right ahead' Vinyl said stepping back from her console and walked up to him 'but I want something in return" she said softly as she eyed him. Richard smiled and nodded as he went to her console, "Now let's hear something an old friend of mine would play, DJ Howard spin me another track won't cha!" Vinyl had a look of shock as a stream of blue light parted from Richard's hands floating up to the walls and entering the speakers.
(Let's get down by Tony Toni Tone featuring DJ Quik) (There weren't any real hints to point at this so I just stated it)
Music pumped into the room like water filling every patron with some need to move. The dance floor increased to more than its usual capacity as Richard spun on his heels and grabbed Vinyl hand. "Care to dance Ms. Scratch?" "Mm I'd like that" she said before hopping off stage with Richard right behind her.
"So how do you know him?" Richard smirked and raised an eyebrow as Vinyl took a sip of her whisky glass the two of them sitting at her private table, "who?" "DJ Howard you said he was an old friend, but he lived three hundred years ago. You can't be that old can you?" "Two alicorns are over a thousand years old and that's logical but a human living longer than hundred is unheard of?" She smirked back, "alright then how do you know me, no one knows my last name expect the staff." "Howard had a gift of foresight so when he said to look out for a unicorn named Vinyl Scratch; we looked out for one aka you." "How long have you looked at me?" "Personally perhaps an hour since that other DJ took over, but the empire has had its eyes on you since you were a child." Vinyl stood up, "Why?" "Because when Howard predicted other culture's revolutionaries in science, music and medicine we had to be sure that it was for the better or for worse." "And?" "The fact that you aren't dead shows that you're doing fine" Richard said before leaving her table.
Returning to his seat and the two ladies wrapping his arms up again, he now had Trixie and Gilda sitting beside Spitfire and Nighteye. "I assume there have been no complications tonight?" "Of course not uncle, thanks for the jacket by the way, tonight has been fine except for the little change in form." "I won't do it every night just figured this place could use a little excitement… well more than we have been giving it anyway." Turning his head he found Trixie frowning, "Jealous Trixie?" "Humph' was her response as she stood up and walked in front of Richard, 'this is how you hold on to a man" Trixie stated sitting on his lap while wrapping her arms around his neck. Richard smirked as she took off her hat and placed it on his head. "Better?" "Much thank you" Trixie responded resting her head on his shoulder. "You ok Richard?" Damian asked holding Misty's hand. "I can't move" was his response as he kissed Trixie's hair.
"Trixie, you are lying down on the job" Gilda said as she took a shot. "And you are drinking on the job so you're equally guilty." "We're off the clock and doing a better job of watching these ladies." "Where did Captain Smiles go?" "Ah he's a stick in the mud he's probably back at the castle being fussy over how the curtains are hung." "Luna if I had the room would you like to join up on this pile up?" "No thank you, you have your… hands busy I believe is the right word." "You know the rest of the team has already left right?" "Does that mean I should go home?" "Unless you don't want to sleep, Gilda and Trixie can you please escort these ladies home?" "Of course uncle."
Richard exited the nightclub, Nighteye still on his arm as he lost Lyra in the club. Damian and Luna followed behind talking quietly to each other. "So Nighteye about that request to come to the castle… can it wait a bit? My last visit ended with me being never allowed back in." Nighteye nodded, "Of course Richard if it's alright I'll come to you instead and maybe I'll bring the princess." "I don't think Luna would be up for a threesome." "You never know she might be into it." "Into what?" Luna asked. "A threesome with Nighteye." "Richard!" Nighteye shouted hitting him in the arm. Luna blushed, "uh we don't really know you Mister Richard so I'll decline… for now." "For now?" Luna smiled as she walked away, "come Lieutenant back to the castle." "Yes princess" Nighteye kissed his cheek as she left to follow Luna.
"Well this was fun" Damian said arriving outside the wagon. "Aye, we may have to do this again… next week… when we actually know our way around the city" Richard said opening the door to Anthony, Scoots and Stonewall all sleeping on the couch, Scoots head on Anthony's lap. "Ain't that cute?" "Know what's cuter?" Richard grabbed Damian's hand as he went into Trixie's room. "The bed is free, if you want." Damian smiled as he kissed Richard, lowering them onto the bed. "Night Damian" Richard said. "Good night Richard and a beautiful morning."
No reviews for two chapters, clearly I've done something wrong.
If I haven't done something wrong then everyone is just busy. In that case, stop being busy.
I'll stop sex scenes for the next while… hopefully… I'm never sure of these things anymore.