Author's Note: I figured it was a bit of a waste to make separate stories for a bunch of shorts that weren't even as long as book-chapter, so I'm going to upload new shorts as chapters in this single fic.

Most of these are also posted at bloody(underscore)shorts, the Hellsing drabble/short fic community on Livejournal.

Individual ratings and summaries in each chapter.

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Title: A Battle of Monsters
Summary: A digital monster isn't satisfied with Japan. A/U
Challenge: The Crossover from Hell(sing)
Rating: G
Word count: 100

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Alucard smirked, and on the other side of the "field", his opponent smiled back. It was an odd creature, and dressed garishly, but Alucard didn't care; he could sense it was a being of great power, and that was enough for him.

"What's your plan? Take over the world?" Alucard mocked. "You might have taken Japan, but you'll find England far more difficult."

"You think I would let a mere human, however altered, beat me? Please." The opponent smirked.

"I'm far less human than you think," Alucard snarled, drawing his gun.

"We'll see." Myotismon leaped into the air. "Crimson Lightning!"