Treasure Hunt?
"Tsk-If I have only seen the video." Bruce muttered grumpily, "I have no clue where the cameras are."
'What am I supposed to do now?' The billionaire wondered as he headed toward the Batcave. 'And of all the things he could've said... An oath of abstinence? Seriously?'
"Sir?" Alfred's voice interrupted Bruce's train of thoughts.
"Huh?" Bruce replied absentmindedly before taking a halt, "Yes, Alfred?"
"Nothing. I was just wondering what is it that you find funny." Alfred answered, but continued as he saw how his reply had confused his Master, "You were laughing?"
"Was I?" Bruce replied, dumbfounded and somewhat embarrassed for not noticing.
"I assume you've found, Joker?" Alfred asked further.
"Eh- Yah."
"And?"
"Just messing around in the attic."
"The attic?"
"Yah. No harm done." Bruce replied hastily, "I've got to go. Already late for tonight's patrol."
'No harm, huh?' Alfred pondered with unmasked suspicion.
Next day, just a little past dawn…
'Where are they?!'
"Master Bruce!" Alfred shouted sternly, "What the bloody hell are you doing?"
'Dammit… not now'
"Bruce!"
"What?!"
"What are you doing, at such an hour? Wrecking a havoc in the kitchen?"
"Can't you see?! I have no option but to search each place we had sex at!"
"H-had what... now...?"
'Shit...'