ch.12 Side Ways's potions

Eww... that title doesn't sound right after watching Ludacris's video 'Potion'. Here's an exerpt from the song, " Hey baby, I got the Potion. Take a sip of this and put yo back in motion." The title now sounds... wrong... oh well. Onto my fic... Oh great the tab key won't work... this sucks. Oh and please look at my lookup and go to my home page for current updates on all of my fanfiction work!

Wing Saber landed at the top of the stairs and turned around. Iron Hide fell in a heap in front of him.

" You okay buddy?" Wing Saber asked.

" Lets see... you had me run after you for about 5 minutes because you can fly and I can't." Iron Hide moaned." Do ya think I'm okay?"

" Calm down," Wing Saber said, helping up Iron Hide,"we better get to the rest of the class before we're late for ANOTHER class."

They ran down the stairs to the dungeons just as the door opened for the class to go in. The dungeon looked, well like a dungeon should look. Iron Hide sat down next to Wing Saber. Suddenly, Arcee sat down next to Iron Hide."

" Hey I'm sorry about this morning, you know, with the scheduals," Arcee said.

" Its okay." Iron Hide said," I've had worse things thrown at me."

FLASHBACK TIME!

Iron Hide and Cyclonus were running around the Decepticon base. They were chasing Wheel Jack(armada) with running chainsaws. Megatron cut them off. Wheel Jack was hidding behind megatron for cover.

" What the hell are you two doing?" Megatron asked.

" We were annoying Jacky-boy because he dumped a pot of scalding hot water on our heads." Cyclonus laughed.

" Why did he do that."

" Because I threw your bedroom door at him," Iron Hide said.

" YOU WHAT!" Megatron yelled.

He picked up Wheel Jack and threw him at Iron Hide's head.

END FLASHBACK

The classroom door suddenly slammed open. The wood door split when it collided with the wall.

" Hope they're insured." Wing Saber whispered.

Side Ways appeared in the door way. He glared at the class and stormed to the front.

" Horrible morning isn't it. There will be none of that stupid paint brush shit in my class. We will only be working with pots and ingredients and stuff," Side Ways growled.

Iron Hide was writing a list of ways to get rid of Side Ways like:

' I can shrink him down to the size of a flea. A harmless little flea. Then I'll put him in a box. Then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives... I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!' No thats just dumb, Iron Hide thought.

" IRON HIDE!" Side Ways yelled.

" Huh?"

" Where would you find Orange Bunny Fur?" Side Ways asked.

" Hopefully on an Orange Bunny."

" Where would you find flibergibet roots?"

" Ummm... Ebay?"

" Where would you find a pair of turkey coated book covers?"

" What?"

" Where could you find plushies?"

" Sitting in the tray of the autor's printer."

" All of those are wrong, except the plushie one." Side Ways laughed.

" What about the bunny?"

" Idiot," Arcee said," Orange bunny fur can be found in a pumpernickle bush."

" SHUT UP UNLESS YOU ARE ASKED TO SPEAK!" Side Ways yelled.

" Somebody needs some anger management classes." Wing Saber snickered.

Side Way's put the class into partners to see who could make a potion to turn a turkey sandwich into a Neopets Plushie. Things didn't go so well with it. Jet Fire had turned Hot Shot's pot into a pile of sludge and made their potion go all over the floor. Jet Fire's legs turned into pencils. And Hot Shot's turned into cheeto's. Everyone stood on the stools to get away from the potion. Snow cat fell off of his stool and onto Side Ways's foot.

" YEEEOOOWCH!" he yelled. " Beach Comber, get those bots to the clinic!"

" Y-yes sir!" Beach Comber said rushing over to Hot Shot and Jet Fire.

Side Ways turned to Iron Hide and yelled,"Didn't you tell him to add the jellied beanie babies AFTER the purfume from Victoria's Secret!"

" I... well I didn't think--"

" NO! YOU DIDN'T THING BECAUSE YOU CAN'T THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHITTY PEICE OF SCRAP METAL THAT IS SHITTY!" Side Ways screamed, making the class go quiet.

" I've heard that before," Iron Hide mumbled, thinking back to chapter two.

" OUT! ALL OF YOU! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" Side Ways screamed kicking Iron Hide out the door.

Nobody said a word. They all grabbed their stuff and ran out the door. Wing Saber ran over to Iron Hide.

" You okay bud?" Wing Saber asked.

" Yeah, I'm cool." Iron Hide mumbled.

" RAI! RAICHU!" came a cry from the front doors.

Spark plug ran over to Iron Hide, carying an envelope in its mouth.

" Ew, dude thats nasty!" Iron Hide told it.

Spark Plug crossed its arms and said, " Rai-raichu-chu rai-ai chuchu rai chu chu rai. /translation: What do you expect I was running here on all fours/"

Iron Hide opened the letter and read, with Wing Saber looking over his shoulder:

Iron Hide,

Come to my house at around... eh how's 5:30? I wanna tell ya somethin. Talk to ya later.

Signed,

Ultra Magnus

" You goin?" Wing Saber asked.

" Yeah, I'll go... wanna go Spark?"

" Raichu/translation: eh why the hell not/"it squeeked.

" I'll go too." Wing Saber said.

At 5:28 they set off out of the castle. Spark Plug raced Iron Hide and Wing Saber down the stairs. Wing Saber won because he flew. Ultra Magnus lived in an extremely large 'shed' near the woods. Iron Hide knocked on the door and Spark Plug used thunder bolt to make sure Magnus heard. There was a loud roaring noise and Ultra Magnus saying," Get Back, Slag!" He opened the door and let the three in. Slag growled at Spark Plug, who flicked off Slag.

" Eh, be nice Slag. Boys this is Slag, he's a Dinobot (from the Movie like Magnus.). He won't hurt ya unless you call him something mean." Ultra Magnus laughed.

" Umm.. okay.." Iron Hide said.

" Sit down! The chairs don't bite!" Magnus said, as a chair growled."Except that one."

" So... whats up?" Wing Saber asked.

" How'd your first day go?" Magnus asked.

Iron Hide told Magnus about how they were late for Transmogrification, how he had ploted against Side Ways, and the whole disaster in potions.

" So now Side Ways likes you even less than before?" Ultra Magnus asked.

" Thats the understatement of the century." Iron Hide laughed," But yeah."

" Hey whats this?" Wing Saber said looking at a news paper article.

" Eh somebody broke into Pringles, the Transformers bank. They tried to steal something that was taken out earlier," Ultra Magnus coughed.

" Like that mysterious little thing that you wouldn't let me see?" Iron Hide asked.

" So, Wing Saber, how's the old Autobot Training Center?" Ultra Magnus said quickly.

Iron Hide read the article over a couple times. It said that the bank box had been emptied earlier that day. The same day that they were at Horizont Alley.

" Ultra Magnus! It happened on the same day as me, you, Prime, and Katie were there!" Iron Hide said.

" You boys better be getting back up to the castle, m'kay?" Ultra Magnus said, ushering them out the door.

" Okay, but-" Ultra Magnus closed the door before Iron Hide could finish.

Wing Saber shrugged and started walking to the castle.

" Wait up!" Iron Hide yelled.

I was a little random in this chapter. Okay VERY random. I came up with the name for the bank while eating a snack... mmmm snack... anyways, if you wanna give me ideas or just talk here's my IM's. AIM: lilkay1391. R&R hommies. Oh and I do have plushies sitting on my printer. A neopet one and a Yoshi I made look like Conjornomon's rookie form.