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Note: This is my longest chapter ever made with over 6,600 words.
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Team Dynamite: Lakilester (Captain), Vivian, Watt, Wario and Rosalina.
Team Present: Sushie (Captain), Goombario, Birdo, Bowser, Flurrie, Donkey Kong, Peach, Bobbery and Waluigi.
Eliminated Contestants: Mario, Bowser Jr, Princess Daisy, Goombella, Lakilulu and Wendy.
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"How do you get to be princess!?" Complained Wendy to Daisy. "I would have been SUCH a better princess!"
Daisy was going crazy after two hours of this. The six eliminated contestants were currently sharing a dream world while they were eliminated, and they were living in a castle.
"Look, I don't even want to be princess!" Yelled Daisy. "I always have to go to these stupid meetings and it gets so annoying! You can be QUEEN for all I care!"
"No she can't, your majesty." Replied a servant. "She has no royal blood."
"Go away!" Daisy folded her arms harshly and turned away.
"Are you sure you wouldn't like a meal?" The servant questioned. "What about a nice, cold beverage?"
"No!" Daisy face-palmed, embarrassed.
"What about a hot face cloth?" The servant continued annoyingly. "Your face has gone red, your majesty."
"Just get out of my sight!" Screamed Daisy. "And don't call me that!"
"As you wish, your majesty." The servant bowed and walked off.
Daisy turned to Wendy.
"NOW do you want to be princess?"
Meanwhile, close to the dungeons of the large castle, were Goombella, Lakilulu and Bowser Jr.
"OK, Lakilulu, count to twenty and then come looking for us, alright?" Bowser Jr smiled.
"Okay!" Replied Lakilulu and turned around. "One...Two...Three..."
Bowser Jr and Goombella ran off towards the dungeons.
"I'm so, like, glad that we finally got, like, away from her!" Goombella said to Bowser Jr.
"I know right!" Agreed Bowser Jr. "Anyway, we have to get her out of this dream world somehow!"
"But the only way we can get her to leave is if she rejoins the game." Replied Goombella. "And, like, nobody is going to, like, vote for her, like, obviously."
"Coming!" Yelled Lakilulu.
Five minutes later the Lakitu caught up to them, grinning.
"Found you!" She laughed.
"Oh, joy..." Goombella rolled her eyes.
"AHHH! An evil beast!" Screamed Mario, leaping in from nowhere and shoving Lakilulu into a cell, locking it.
"Guys! Help me out!" Pleaded Lakilulu but everybody laughed and walked off, leaving her in the cell.
She sat down on one of the two metal beds, looking out of the window as she sighed.
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The Elimination Area!
"Welcome back to The Elimination Area, Team Present." Greeted Toadette. "Long time no see!"
"Goodbye Goombario!" Waved Birdo. "Oh...Sorry...I thought he was going to be automatically eliminated for his annoying personality."
"Shut up!" Replied Goombario angrily.
"WHY WON'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!?" Screamed Toad then took a deep breath.
It was all silent. The entire audience stared at him in shock with their mouths closed. The contestants all glanced at each other nervously.
"Yum...A baguette..." Sushie pulled out a baguette and began nibbling it.
Everybody glared at her.
"...What? Do you want some?" She offered.
DK went green. Everybody slowly looked away from her, frightened. They all looked back at Toad and Toadette.
"Ugh, let's just start with the likes." Toadette rolled her eyes.
"Indeed!" Winked Flurrie.
"Don't EVER do that again..." Toadette narrowed her eyes at her. "EVER..."
"Um...Okay..." Flurrie gulped.
"Let's get started!" Smiled Toad. "This time we got eleven votes and likes."
"I hope all of us had at least one like!" Peach said.
"Well, Bowser didn't." Replied Toad. "You suck ass, Bowser."
"What!? I didn't get any likes!? Aw...I thought people liked me..." Bowser sighed sadly.
"I have no idea which world you're living in right now, Bowser." Replied Toadette, looking frightened.
"Get over it already!" Scowled Sushie.
"Bobbery, you didn't have any likes either." Said Toadette. "Toad will now reveal everybody else who got zero likes."
"You need to stop eating so many cookies, Toadette." Smiled Toad, then turned to the contestants. "Goombario, you also had zero likes."
"The rest of you had at least one like." Said Toadette and everybody cheered. "Stop cheering, Sushie. You only had one like."
"What!? No way!" Sushie turned away in anger.
"Birdo, you also had one like." Toadette said. "DK, so did you."
Three contestants remained. Either Flurrie, Peach or Waluigi would win the Immunity Ticket.
"Flurrie, you only had one like." Said Toad. "Peach and Waluigi, one of you will win the Immunity Ticket. One of you had three likes while the other had four. The winner is..."
Dramatic music began playing. The audience watched in excitement. The contestants watched on in anxiety. Peach and Waluigi watched on in happiness.
"Waluigi!" Toad grinned, handing the Immunity Ticket to him.
"Yes!" Waluigi cheered.
"WHAT!?" Screamed Peach. "I lost Immunity to that...THING!?"
"Peach, don't worry, you can win it back." Toadette said. "And now onto the votes!"
"No, I'm not done yet!" Peach interrupted her. "Waluigi, nobody likes you. How the hell did you win an Immunity Ticket!?"
"I don't know." Replied Waluigi, shrugging.
"Can we please get onto the votes now!?" Yelled Flurrie, irritated.
"Ugh, fine." Peach rolled her eyes. "Waluigi better be eliminated."
"OK, let's get started. DK and Bobbery, you both had Immunity Tickets, so you're automatically safe." Smiled Toadette. "Seven of you remain. Bowser, you had zero votes because you're awesome."
"Yes!" Cheered Bowser.
"Six of you remain. You all had at least one vote." Said Toad.
Everybody gasped.
"What? I didn't know we were all hated so much!" Gasped Sushie.
"Quit complaining, you only had one vote." Said Toadette. "You're safe."
"Oh, yay!" Smiled Sushie.
"Let's reveal the votes, using the screen!" Announced Toadette.
The screen came down once again, showing the faces of the five remaining contestants. Peach, Waluigi, Flurrie, Birdo and Goombario waited nervously.
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Peach: One Vote...CONTINUING.
Waluigi: One Vote...CONTINUING.
Flurrie: One Vote...SAFE.
Birdo: One Vote...SAFE.
Goombario: One Vote...CONTINUING.
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"Flurrie and Birdo, congrats. You're both safe at one vote." Said Toad. "Three of you remain. Peach, Waluigi and Goombario. Let's continue!"
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Peach: Two Votes...SAFE.
Waluigi: Two Votes...CONTINUING.
Goombario: Two Votes...CONTINUING.
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"Peach, you're safe with two votes." Said Toad. "It's down to Waluigi and Goombario. One of you are about to be eliminated. Who will it be?"
Everybody looked at each other anxiously. Waluigi and Goombario braced themselves.
"Haha, it's the same as last time. Waluigi, you're in the bottom two twice, for likes AND elimination. Haha!" Toadette laughed.
Toad slapped her.
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Waluigi: Three Votes...SAFE.
Goombario...Three Votes...SAFE.
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Everybody gasped.
"Well...This hasn't happened in a while..." Said Toad. "Let's use the randomiser to see who's safe and who's eliminated!"
Toadette typed down the names of the two remaining contestants on her computer, then pressed 'Enter'. Everybody waited. The list showed up on the screen and it looked like this...
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1. Waluigi.
2. Goombario.
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"Sucks to be you, Waluigi!" Laughed Toad. "You're eliminated. Bye!"
"Wait!" Yelled Waluigi. "What about my Immunity Ticket?"
"Sorry, you can't use it if you won it at an elimination but you were eliminated at the same one." Toadette said. "Peach, you get Waluigi's Immunity Ticket."
"Wait, that's not fair!" Cried Waluigi when his platform disappeared and he plummeted to the dream world.
"Here you go, Peach." Smiled Toad.
"Ew, it smells." Said Peach in disgust.
"From now on we're going to do a 'Best Of' for the contestant who was recently eliminated." Toad said. "So, are you ready to see...Best Of Waluigi!?"
"No!" Replied Peach angrily.
"Well, too bad!" Replied Toad. "Toadette, display it on the screen!"
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Best Of Waluigi!
"Aha!" Goombella jumped in front of Waluigi out of nowhere, making him screamed and accidentally drop Mario into the moat. "I've found you! You're SO going down!"
Waluigi raised his scythe but the sharp bit dropped off and fell in the moat. He then realised Birdo was his only weapon, and he raised her up. Goombella gasped.
"How did you know my weakness?" She gasped. "I'm melting, I'm melting!"
Goombella melted into the ground, screaming and crying until she eventually disappeared. Waluigi just stood there, speechless.
"...I'm not gonna ask." Waluigi pulled Birdo inside and brought up the drawbridge.
"Hey guys, I just defeated Goombella. What are you guys do-Oh, are you serious?" Waluigi stared at everybody as they ate all of the food. "That was my diet food!"
"...Diet food?" Sushie widened her eyes at him. "Ugh, whatever. Go away and check our flag."
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"Hey guys, what's up?" Said Waluigi, walking towards them.
"EEEK! UGLY FACE IS HERE!" Sushie cried and threw random objects at him, such as lamps and wardrobes.
"What do you want, ugly face?" Goombario said angrily. "We don't want you near us!"
"I just wanted to say hi!" Waluigi shouted, running off.
"Oh...Awkward..." Goombario said.
"Eh, who cares. He smells, like Vivian." Sushie shrugged.
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"It's a lot calmer without Mario to annoy us." Goombario sighed with relief, when he suddenly got pushed off by Waluigi. "What the hell, man!?"
"Sorry!" Replied Waluigi, laughing.
"Hey, you little bitch!" Sushie leapt at Waluigi. "Nobody hurts my friend! ESPECIALLY ugly face!"
She pushed him and they both fell off, screaming as they landed in the water, creating a big and loud splash.
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"Dude, I am so hungry!" Goombario complained to Waluigi. "I don't know how to explain how hungry I am right now!"
"I understand." Replied Waluigi, nodding.
"No, you don't understand anything! YOU'RE UGLY FACE!" Goombario shouted at him for no apparent reason. "SUSHIE! GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET UGLY FACE AWAY FROM ME!"
"Ugly face is here?" Gasped Sushie and narrowed her eyes at Waluigi. "Grrr...UGLY FACE! GO AWAY, NOBODY LIKES YOU!"
Waluigi started crying and ran off.
"Yay!" Cheered Sushie as she and Goombario made their way to the elimination area.
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"Waluigi is next!" Said Toad. "Waluigi, who is your arch-enemy?"
"The pizza man." Replied Waluigi and Toad and Toadette began clapping.
"Congratulations! That was a hard one, but you managed to make it through!" Smiled Toadette. "Anyway, Donkey Kong, you're up. Do you like bananas?"
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"Well...This hasn't happened in a while..." Said Toad. "Let's use the randomiser to see who's safe and who's eliminated!"
Toadette typed down the names of the two remaining contestants on her computer, then pressed 'Enter'. Everybody waited. The list showed up on the screen and it looked like this...
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1. Waluigi.
2. Goombario.
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"Sucks to be you, Waluigi!" Laughed Toad. "You're eliminated. Bye!"
"Wait!" Yelled Waluigi. "What about my Immunity Ticket?"
"Sorry, you can't use it if you won it at an elimination but you were eliminated at the same one." Toadette said. "Peach, you get Waluigi's Immunity Ticket."
"Wait, that's not fair!" Cried Waluigi when his platform disappeared and he plummeted to the dream world.
"Here you go, Peach." Smiled Toad.
"Ew, it smells." Said Peach in disgust.
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"Finally, it's over!" Peach said.
"How come me and Goombario had so many parts in that montage?" Asked Sushie.
"Eh, we don't know." Shrugged Toad. "Onto the challenge!"
"Oh, here we go again." Flurrie rolled her eyes.
"Shut up, Flurrie." Scowled Toad. "Anyway, for the challenge, the two teams will own a pizzeria each. Many hungry customers will come inside, wanting their pizza to be perfect. Some of you will be the waiters while the others will be the cooks. Team Dynamite, you have the red pizzeria. Team Present, you have the pink pizzeria. You will have the entire day to earn as much money as possible. The winning team will win safety and will also get a huge pizza party, while the losing team will be up for elimination. Go!"
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Team Dynamite!
"OK guys, who are the waiters going to be and who are the cooks going to be?" Asked Vivian. "I'm prepared to be a waiter. We should have two waiters and three cooks. Who else wants to be a waiter?"
"I will." Smiled Rosalina. "I'm good at remembering things."
"It doesn't matter anyway." Scowled Lakilester. "You'll have a notepad to write down the orders."
"Oh...Okay..." Sighed Rosalina sadly.
"So, if Vivian and Rosalina are the waiters, then that means me, Lakilester and Wario are the cooks, yeah?" Watt asked and everybody nodded. "Yes! I've always wanted to cook!"
"Should we serve something with the pizza or just a pizza?" Asked Vivian.
"Hmmm...I've got it!" Smiled Wario. "They can choose to either have a pizza with any toppings, or a pizza with any toppings, fries and a drink!"
"Great idea, Wario!" Congratulated Lakilester. "But they will have to pay extra if they want fries and a drink."
"OK, now we've got all that out of the way, what should we name our restaurant?" Watt asked.
"Hmmm...Any ideas?" Questioned Lakilester.
"What about 'Team Dynamite's Pizzeria'?" Suggested Vivian.
"No, too boring." Replied Lakilester.
"A Dynamite Of A Pizzeria?" Suggested Wario.
"That could be our slogan." Nodded Lakilester, approving of the idea. "But not our name."
"Hmmm...Dynamite Pizza?" Suggested Rosalina, shrugging.
"Perfect!" Smiled Lakilester. "Welcome to Dynamite Pizza, a dynamite of a pizzeria. That sounds great!"
"And now to open our restaurant..." Said Watt nervously.
"Yes." Replied Lakilester, walking towards the double doors.
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Team Present!
"Everybody, listen up!" Announced Sushie as she stood on a table. "We're already ahead of Team Dynamite. They can only have two waiters and three cooks. We can have lots of those, plus a cleaner!"
"Great idea!" Beamed Peach happily. "We'll have three waiters, three cooks and two cleaners!"
"Awesome!" Cheered Birdo. "And now for our name and slogan!"
"I've been thinking of one ever since the challenge started." Said Flurrie. "And I've thought of one."
"Throw it at me." Smiled Sushie.
"Well, okay..." Flurrie said shyly. "The name could be Present's Pizzeria, and the slogan could be 'We've got a great gift for you!'"
"Perfect!" Replied Sushie. "Are we ready to open the doors?"
"Yes, I think so!" Goombario replied.
"I wasn't asking for your opinion, you stupid little brat." Sushie retorted harshly. "Everybody? Are we ready to open the doors?"
"Yes!" Everybody cheered.
"OK then!" Sushie walked towards the doors and opened them, the sunshine beaming in like a laser. "Everybody, listen for two more minutes! Peach, Birdo and Flurrie will be the waitresses. Me, Bobbery and Bowser will be the cooks, and DK and Goombario will be the cleaners. Quick, get to your stations!"
Everybody hurried to where they were supposed to go.
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"Hm...I wonder how the contestants are doing?" Toad thought to himself as he stepped inside his hot tub. "Eh, who cares? I need some time to myself. Toadette will be fine hosting the show for a while until I can move my lazy ass and get out."
He closed his eyes, relaxed.
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Team Dynamite!
Rosalina gasped, seeing somebody walking past the glass window.
"Vivian, quick!" She whispered to her. "Tell the others that our first customer is about to come in!"
Vivian nodded and dashed to the back of the restaurant. Rosalina put on her best smile as the customer entered through the double doors with a child.
"Welcome to Dynamite Pizza, a dynamite of a pizzeria. You and your child are very lucky. You're our first and second customers! What would you like to order?"
"Hmmm...I would like a plain cheese and tomato pizza please." Smiled the customer.
"Would you like your meal with or without a drink and fries?" Rosalina asked kindly.
"Hmmm...no thanks." The customer crouched down. "Toadia, what would you like to eat?"
"A CHICKEN BURGER!" The little girl began laughing crazily.
"Um, excuse me? Do you sell chicken burgers?" The customer asked Rosalina, who began sweating.
"Sorry, but we don't. Would your child like anything else?" Rosalina smiled.
"She'll have the same as me then." Nodded the customer.
"That'll be 20 coins, please." Rosalina said.
The customer paid up and walked to a seat with his little girl. Rosalina walked to the back.
"Vivian, go to the front and get ready for customers." Said Rosalina to the shadow girl. "I'll go and tell the others what these customers want."
Vivian nodded. Rosalina walked past her.
"Guys, here's an order." Rosalina tore off a sheet from the small notepad and handed it to Watt.
"Two plain cheese and tomato pizzas without fries and a drink...alright." Watt smiled. "I'll show the others and then we'll get started."
"OK. I'll stay here for a while. Vivian's on waiter duty at the moment." Explained Rosalina.
"Cool. Well, wish her good luck from me." Watt turned around when she suddenly tripped over a saucepan. "Oh, SHIT!"
She grabbed the saucepan and broke it in half.
"You little bitch!" She screamed, banging it on the wall.
Rosalina watched, frightened.
"...Now I'm concerned on a number of levels..." She said, backing away when she suddenly tripped over a saucepan too. "Oh, SHIT!"
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Team Present!
"Welcome to Present's Pizzeria, we've got a great...um...oh crap! I forgot!" Birdo cried, slapping the customer.
"Birdo, you can't just go around, slapping all of our customers!" Yelled Peach angrily.
"Well I just did, got a problem!?" Retorted Birdo, tackling her to the ground.
The customer backed out of the restaurant and ran off. Flurrie watched on in dismay.
"Great job, guys." She rolled her eyes. "I'll do it from now on."
"But-" Peach and Birdo were about to protest when Flurrie stopped them.
"Go and help cook or clean or something." She rolled her eyes. "Another customer is coming."
Peach and Birdo rolled their eyes and walked off.
"This is all your fault!" Peach muttered.
"No, it's yours." Said Birdo.
They both entered the back, hoping to cook.
"Hey...what are you doing here?" Asked Sushie, who was still waiting to cook because there were no orders yet.
"Flurrie is being a bitch and she won't let us be waitresses." Replied Birdo.
"It's all Birdo's fault. I was doing my job fine until she ruined everything!" Scowled Peach, shoving Birdo.
Birdo slipped on the wet ground and fell head-first into the fryer. Everybody screamed in terror.
"Peach, you idiot!" Screamed Sushie, slapping her.
"Hey, back off!" Growled Bobbery. "Nobody touches Peach except for me! Heh heh..."
"Ugh, gross..." Sushie rolled her eyes.
Suddenly Birdo jumped in front of them.
"AHHH! What the hell, man!?" Screamed Sushie in terror. "We all thought you were dead!"
"How are you alive?" Asked Bowser, confused.
"Peach pushed a life-size plush toy of me into the fryer." Replied Birdo. "I managed to escape and pull out the plush, and she didn't even notice."
"Shut up!" Growled Peach.
"Guys, just go back and help Flurrie with the orders." Sushie rolled her eyes. "Now!"
"But she said we can't be waitresses anymore." Explained Peach and Birdo nodded.
"Is she the team captain? Hm? No, she's NOT the team captain. I'M the team captain, so you listen to me!" Sushie replied. "Now go!"
Peach and Birdo sighed, turning around. They headed back to Flurrie who was waiting for customers by the counter.
Goombario and DK were currently sitting on some chairs talking.
"You know, being a cleaner is actually a lot easier than I expected." Said DK. "Do you think so?"
"Well, kind of." Replied Goombario.
"What do you mean?" Asked the ape, confused.
"I mean, nobody has ordered anything yet. We've got nothing to clean!" Goombario said. "What if Team Dynamite wins? What if I'm eliminated because our pizzeria sucks!?"
DK noticed Goombario was panicking and he grinned. He stood up.
"Don't worry. I've got an idea." He walked towards the back of the restaurant.
Goombario sighed sadly, watching Peach and Birdo argue with Flurrie.
"Hey, Sushie!" DK called, waving his arms to get her attention.
Sushie turned to DK, groaning.
"Ugh, what now?" She muttered, turning to him.
"Our pizzeria has sucked so far, and Goombario is nervous." Replied DK.
"Yeah, so what?"
"Well, I think some of us should go out and advertise our restaurant." Suggested DK. "We might get more customers then."
Sushie was silent for about thirty seconds.
"...That's actually a really good idea!" She smiled. "You and Goombario can go out and advertise because you two haven't done anything yet."
"Thanks!" Replied DK, turning and walking back out.
He walked over to Goombario.
"Get up and grab some of those flyers." He pointed to a box of flyers for the restaurant. "We're going out to advertise."
Goombario grinned.
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Team Dynamite!
"Are you OK, Vivian?" Asked Rosalina, walking back out to the eating area.
"Yeah, I'm doing good." Replied Vivian, smiling. "So far I've taken care of three customers."
"Wow, really?" Gasped Rosalina. "Would you like a break? I have a go if you want."
"No thanks." Smiled Vivian. "I'm fine. Why don't you go and stand by the cash register?"
"Oh...Are you sure?" Asked Rosalina, disappointed.
"Yup!" Said Vivian. "Quick, go! Here comes another customer!"
Rosalina sighed, turning around and walking towards the cash register. After standing there for around five minutes, she suddenly had an idea. She grinned and walked to the back, where Watt, Lakilester and Wario were busy cooking.
"And...take out the pizza!" Ordered Lakilester and Wario nodded, opening the oven.
He took out the pepperoni pizza and showed it to Lakilester, who nodded, approving.
"Great job, Wario!" He smiled.
"Should I get started on the fries now?" Asked Watt.
"Yes." Replied Lakilester. "I'll deal with the drink. Watt, what did the customer ask for?"
"Hmmm...A coke." Replied Watt. "This person has awesome tastes!"
"And it's good for us, too, because the customer's meal is easy to make." Grinned Lakilester and they all laughed.
Rosalina entered the back. Lakilester spotted her first. He saw her through the corner of his eye while he was pouring the customer's drink.
"Why are you here, Rosalina?" Asked Lakilester.
"Um...can I tell you something in private?" Rosalina lowered her voice and Lakilester nodded.
"Sure." He said, turning to Watt and Wario. "Guys, I'm going to the back room for a moment. Watt, you'll take care of the drink, won't you?"
"Of course." Smiled Watt and Lakilester and Rosalina headed to the back room.
They both sat down on a comfy red sofa.
"So...what did you want to tell me?" Asked Lakilester, intrigued.
"Well, I don't want to be a snitch or anything, but..." Rosalina lowered her voice to a whisper. "...I caught Vivian eating the food that was meant for the customers."
"What?" Gasped Lakilester, shocked. "Are you kidding me right now?"
"No..." Replied Rosalina. "I also saw her rejecting the customer's food requests if she didn't like the food they ordered."
"Well, that's it!" Lakilester stood up angrily. "Thanks for telling me this, Rosalina. I'll go and speak to Vivian."
Rosalina nodded and watched as Lakilester left the back room.
"Now let's see who's working at the cash register..." She grinned, relaxing on the sofa.
Back by the fryers, Watt gasped. She had heard everything.
"Why would Rosalina do something like that?" She said in shock. "I've got to tell somebody, but who?"
She began thinking. She couldn't tell Rosalina for obvious reasons, and Vivian and Lakilester were currently too far away. Her eyes darted around the room when they suddenly landed on Wario. She walked over to him.
"Wario?" She asked.
"Yes?" Wario turned and looked at her.
"I've got to tell you something..." Watt whispered. "It's about Rosalina..."
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Team Present!
DK and Goombario were walking around town, giving out flyers.
"We're in the town, now say a noun!" Goombario danced around.
"Um..." DK didn't understand what Goombario meant.
"SAY ONE, BITCH!" Goombario voice turned really deep and his eyes changed to the colour red.
"Um...Running!" DK quickly yelled, frightened.
"Now do it!" Goombario ordered, still with red eyes and a very deep voice.
"Why?" DK asked.
"Run for me, whore!" Screamed Goombario...or was it Goombario?
DK began running around town.
"This chocolate is so collective, now say an adjective!" Goombario grinned as he looked through a shop window.
DK stopped running and began to think of an adjective.
"No! Don't stop running!" Growled Goombario evilly.
DK continued running while everybody who was shopping watched on awkwardly.
"Beautiful!" DK yelled out.
"Grrr...NOT THAT ONE!" Goombario ran inside a shop and came back out with a butcher knife.
DK gulped.
"Um...Er...Stupid?" He said nervously.
"HOW DARE YOU!?" Goombario raised the knife and began chasing him. "GET BACK HERE YOU WIMP!"
"Hey, I'll take one of these flyers!" Laughed somebody who was watching all this happen. "The pizza place they work in must be awesome!"
He took a flyer from DK. Soon all the flyers were gone and DK cheered.
"Yes! We gave out all the flyers!" He said happily.
"Ugh, finally!" Goombario sat down, exhausted.
"Wait...were you faking all that?" Gasped DK.
"Um...yeah. So what?" Goombario shrugged.
"Ugh, whatever. Let's go." DK said and the two walked out of town.
Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, business was great. Many customers were entering the shop and leaving satisfied.
"How did DK and Goombario manage to do this?" Gasped Sushie as Peach ran in with the next order on the notepad. "Thanks, Peach."
"No problem!" Smiled Peach. "But...we need four more notepads. There are so many customers now it's crazy!"
Bobbery looked around the room, seeing hundreds of small pieces of paper attached to the wall, ceiling and floor.
"No shit, sherlock." He rolled his eyes.
"Um...were you actually being...mean to me?" Gasped Peach, not believing her eyes.
"Yeah, so what? I've tried so many times for you to pay attention to me for the entire competition, but I'm still at square one." Shrugged Bobbery. "So from now on I'm going solo."
"Oh...right." Said Peach. "But Bowser, you're going to start kidnapping me again once all this is over, right?"
"No, I've been trying to make you my wife for twenty-five years now. It's pointless trying any longer!" Bowser replied.
Peach sighed and turned around, heading back towards Flurrie and Birdo.
"I don't know why, but I don't want Bobbery and Bowser to stop what they're doing..." She said sadly.
"Peach, where were you!?" Yelled Birdo. "Hurry! There are about twenty customers waiting to be served!"
"Peach, me and Birdo are going to get some of the customers' food, alright?" Flurrie asked and Peach nodded. "Good. We'll be back soon."
They both ran off to get the food. Peach took a deep breath and turned to the first customer.
"Hello, and welcome to Present's Pizzeria, we've got a great gift for you!" She sighed. "Can I help you?"
The customer was a teenager, and behind the female Toad were three others.
"I would like two extra large plain cheese and tomato pizzas with four boxes of fries and four drinks for each of us?" Smiled the teenager.
"Yes, of course." Replied Peach. "I'll go and inform the cooks."
Peach walked past Birdo and Flurrie who were getting ready to hand out food. Suddenly she slipped on the floor and tripped into them. The three girls screamed as they all tripped over, the food landing on them. Birdo and Flurrie groaned.
"Peach, what the hell!?" Screamed Birdo angrily. "Ugh! Go and cook some more!"
"Hey! What about our food!?" Growled a customer angrily.
Soon they were all yelling at Birdo and Flurrie.
"We're sorry. The waitress is going to cook you some more." Smiled Birdo.
"Haha, clumsy much?" Laughed the same teenager who had said her order to Peach.
Peach heard this and narrowed her eyes. She turned around and leapt at the teenager, tackling her to the ground. They both fought, pulling each other's hair and screaming at each other.
"Peach!" Yelled Birdo, grabbing her and pulling her off the teenager. "She's a teenager, you idiot!"
Everybody began yelling at the three waitresses. Sushie came out of the back, wondering what was up.
"Hey! What's going on!?" She yelled and everybody went silent. "...Well?"
"We want our money back!" Yelled the group of teenagers.
"Me too!" Yelled another customer.
"And us!" Yelled two others.
Soon it was extremely loud once again.
"Look, can't we just talk about this?" Sushie sighed, irritated.
The audience furiously pushed past her and opened the cash register, taking their money back. They all left, leaving the restaurant eerily silent.
"Um...what happened?" Asked Bobbery as he and Bowser walked out of the back room after having a break.
"You don't want to know..." Sushie replied, standing up. "Peach, get to the back room. NOW."
Peach gulped and followed Sushie to the back room. Bobbery and Bowser glanced at Birdo and Flurrie.
"OK, what's going on?" Bowser asked.
"It's a long story..." Birdo sighed. "But, in short, we're now bankrupted."
"What?" Gasped Bobbery.
"Thanks to Peach, the customers took their money back and now we have none left." Said Flurrie. "Unless a miracle happens, we're going to lose...again."
"That is so unfair!" Cried DK as he and Goombario entered the pizzeria. "I thought we were going to win!"
"So...I guess I'm going to be eliminated..." Sighed Goombario.
"Well, if the contestants voted then Peach would be outta here!" Flurrie growled.
"We still have a few hours left! We might have enough time to earn our money back!" Birdo smiled. "But first we have to make some more flyers..."
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Team Dynamite!
"What!?" Gasped Wario in shock. "That's impossible! Rosalina was the nicest person on our team!"
"Gee, thanks." Watt rolled her eyes. "But still, I can't believe Rosalina would do something like that!"
"How do you know, though?" Questioned Wario.
"I heard Rosalina telling Lakilester false things about Vivian." Replied Watt. "Then after he left I heard her laughing!"
"Why would she frame Vivian like that?" Wario asked.
"I have no idea..." Watt shook her head, confused.
"Well, we've got to tell Lakilester and Vivian right now!" Wario said and got ready to leave the cooking area.
"No, don't." Watt stopped her. "We've got to face Rosalina first."
"Um...Okay..." Said Wario. "She's in the back room, right?"
"Yes." Watt nodded. "But who's going to take care of the customers?"
"Screw the customers!" Yelled Wario, stomping towards the back room. "They can wait! We've got more important problems to deal with!"
Watt nodded and they both walked inside the back room.
"Huh?" Rosalina stood up, looking at them. "Oh. Hey guys!"
Wario and Watt stayed silent, both of them glaring at the space princess.
"Um...What?" Rosalina acted confused.
"We both know what you did, Rosalina." Wario said quietly but seriously.
Rosalina gulped. Then she suddenly began running towards the door!
"Stop her!" Yelled Watt and Wario ran towards her.
Rosalina gasped and used all her strength to lift up the red sofa. Then she flipped it over and Wario gasped and ducked down. The sofa landed on him, trapping him. Then Rosalina ran towards the door. Watt quickly closed it and Rosalina crashed into it. Watt was about to kick her backwards when Rosalina slapped her and she fell into the wall. Rosalina opened the door and ran out.
"Oh No!" Cried Watt.
She zapped the sofa using a lightning bolt and it disappeared, revealing Wario underneath.
"Quick, let's stop her!" Watt yelled and the two ran out, looking for her.
They slowly passed the fryers when a saucepan suddenly fell from the counter. They both glanced in the direction of it and they saw Rosalina standing there.
"Get her!" Ordered Watt.
They both began running towards her. Rosalina gasped and turned around, picking up the fryers. The two stopped, skidding across the ground.
"You wouldn't..." Whispered Watt in shock.
Rosalina grinned and ran towards them with the fryers raised.
...
Meanwhile, Lakilester was still shouting at Vivian.
"I'm telling you, I have no idea what you're talking about!" Cried Vivian.
"Stop it, you little liar!" Lakilester put one foot forward.
"Somebody framed me!" Vivian protested.
"Oh, how original." Lakilester rolled his eyes.
"I promise!" Vivian shouted.
"Shut up and come to the back room right now!" Lakilester growled.
...
Rosalina stopped running, only a centimetre away from Wario's face. Then she aimed a swing at him and he gasped. He grabbed the fryer and pulled it out of her hands, whacking her with it. Rosalina fell backwards, dizzy. She landed on the ground. Wario tipped out everything inside the fryer and aimed another attack.
"Wait, stop!" Watt stopped him, crouching down by Rosalina.
"Rosalina, why did you frame Vivian?" Watt asked.
Rosalina was silent for a few seconds.
"Take this!" She raised her hand and slapped her across the cheek, making Watt stumble backwards.
Wario swung the fryer at her but she jumped over it and grabbed the other one, full of the boiling hot liquid. She raised the fryer and began to tip it upside down. Wario gasped and used his fryer to deflect the attack.
"Give it up!" Rosalina cried, kicking him in the shin.
He dropped to the ground in pain. Rosalina began laughing and raised up the fryer, getting ready to tip it upside down.
"Get off him!" Watt leapt at Rosalina, crashing into her.
Rosalina flew across the room, smashing into a cupboard. The contents inside fell out. Rosalina growled in anger and picked up some pepper that had fallen out of the cupboard. She shook it at Watt and it went in her eyes.
"OUCH!" She screamed, stumbling around.
Rosalina chuckled and pulled a rolling pin out of a drawer. She slowly walked Watt, raising the rolling pin above her head. Watt was currently too dizzy to see what was about to happen to her. Rosalina was about to bring the rolling pin down on Watt's head when Wario's hand wrapped around her ankle. She tripped over, growling in anger. They both stood up. Watt had fallen unconscious.
"Do you ever give up!?" Screamed Rosalina in anger.
She swung at him many times. Wario ducked under the first swing and leapt over the second.
"That's it!" Rosalina dropped the rolling pin and it landed on the ground, making a huge thump.
Wario gasped as Rosalina opened a cupboard, pulling out a giant bag of flour. The weight of it made Rosalina pant. Then she raised it and threw it at Wario. He braced himself for the pain. The huge bag of flour smashed into his stomach, exploding. He crashed into the wall, creating a huge crack. He groaned in pain as he tried to get up. Rosalina lifted up the rolling pin and walked towards him, grinning.
"Oh, Poor Wario..." She smirked, raising the rolling pin up above her head. "Once I'm done with you, you'll be too injured to compete. That will raise my chances of winning."
Wario glanced over at Watt. She was still unconscious.
"Is this why you framed Vivian too?" He asked, coughing.
"Of course. I decided being nice wasn't enough. I have to take out the contestants using violence. I've already taken out Watt, I'm about to get rid of you, and then I'll take Lakilester and Vivian to the back room and get rid of them there. It's simple." Rosalina grinned. "Goodbye, Wario."
Wario closed his eyes, bracing himself for the impact. Rosalina smirked.
SMASH!
Wario opened his eyes. Rosalina was lying on the ground in pain. Watt was standing behind her with another rolling pin.
"Thanks, Watt." Smiled Wario.
He stood up and they both stared at Rosalina who was squirming around on the ground in agony.
"Go and get Lakilester and Vivian. I'll watch her." Smiled Watt.
Wario nodded and he quickly ran to the front of the restaurant. When he found Vivian and Lakilester he told them everything, from Rosalina framing Vivian to the huge fight that he and Watt had with the space princess.
"Are you and Watt okay?" Gasped Vivian.
"She's watching Rosalina right now." Said Wario. "Come on."
The three ran back to the kitchen, which was completely messed up. Then they all gasped. Rosalina was holding Watt with a butcher's knife by her neck.
"Rosalina! Drop her!" Ordered Lakilester.
"No!" Screamed Rosalina.
Wario walked towards her. Rosalina put the knife closer to Watt's neck.
"Don't come any closer or I'll do it!" Threatened Rosalina.
"Rosalina? What's wrong?" Vivian asked.
"You! All of you! I'm sick of never being noticed! I'm sick of being bossed around. And most of all, I'm sick of you!" Rosalina raised the knife.
"NO!" Everybody screamed.
Lakilester grabbed the knife. Rosalina growled in anger and dropped Watt. They both began fighting while holding the knife.
"Guys! Stop it!" Screamed Vivian.
"Rosalina, do you really want to kill somebody?" Lakilester asked her.
Rosalina took the knife off him. Then she stared at it for a few seconds. Then she sighed, dropping it.
"No..." She said. "I'm so sorry, guys. I don't know what was going on with me..."
"That's OK, Rosalina." Smiled Vivian sadly.
"Um...Is this supposed to be a restaurant or a sob story?" A customer entered the back. "Woah...What happened here?"
Everybody looked at the customer.
"Welcome to Dynamite Pizza, a dynamite of a pizzeria. What would you like to order?" Rosalina smiled.
...
"And...stop!" Toad announced through a megaphone. "Well, Toadette, that was an intense challenge, wasn't it?"
Toadette stared at the screen in shock.
"...Rosalina's a physcopath..." She whispered. "...AND SHE'S AWESOME!"
The two teams walked onto the stage.
"Teams, we have counted up all your earnings," Said Toadette. "And the screen is going to display the results..."
The two teams glanced at each other anxiously.
...
Team Dynamite: 1046 Coins.
Team Present: 478 Coins.
...
"And Team Dynamite win once again!" Announced Toadette.
Team Dynamite cheered in happiness.
"I'm so glad we won, I would've felt so guilty." Smiled Rosalina.
"Well, that's OK because we're all still here!" Grinned Vivian.
"Viewers, vote for somebody on Team Present to be eliminated!" Toad announced. "See you next time!"
Vote and like either Sushie, Goombario, Birdo, Bowser, Flurrie, Donkey Kong or Bobbery.
Peach has an Immunity Ticket so you can't vote for her, but you can still like her.
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I made it extremely long because the last few chapters have been pretty short. Oh, and I had the battle with Wario and Watt VS Rosalina because I thought you guys and girls would feel bored with the teams doing nothing but cook pizza for the entire challenge. Oh, and evil Rosalina WILL show up more. See you next time! :D