Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: Now that I finished my latest fic, I'll be starting working on a batch of these oneshots. Sorry for the delay and hope you like them.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: Oh yeah, Spectra who feeds on human misery and Connery torturing Trebek that is Alex's worst nightmare. I'm glad you like the series, my friend.
Chapter XII: It Couldn't Get Any Weirder
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is an actor known for his role on 3rd Rock from the Sun, please welcome French Stewart," Johnny says as the camera zooms to the first podium where Mr. Stewart waves at the audience. "Our second contestant is from Amity Park, Illinois where she attends Casper High School, please welcome Sam Manson," he says as the camera to zoom to Sam whose holding up a 'Save the Frogs' sign in the air and zooms away. "Our final constant is from the Ghost Zone, where he works as a social worker/doctor, please welcome Bertrand," Johnny says as the camera zooms off to the ghost who scowls at the audience.
"Now please welcome the host Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," the announcer says as the camera zooms to the podium where Trebek slowly walks out escorted by Walker's guards.
"Yes and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy, I am Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is that Walker thought this would a 'fun and entertaining' punishment. Are you ready to play French Stewart, Sam, and Bertrand," Trebek asks his guests hoping this would a sane game.
"You bet and Ghosts what a scrumptious idea," French says happily as Trebek rolls his eyes.
"I'm merely using this as a vehicle for my 'Save the Frogs' campaign," Sam says in her usual tone of voice.
Bertrand says nothing but sniffs indifferently at the audience.
"Fabulous, let's look at the categories," Trebek says before French interrupts him, "yes, Mr. Stewart," he asks upset.
"I must say that this Danny Phantom edition is absolutely adorable and…," he says before Trebek cuts him off.
"That's enough, now the categories are…," he says before Sam buzzes in, "Yes, Ms. Manson," he asks trying to keep his cool.
"What gives you the right to silence him, this is free country and I won't have you infringe on his right to free speech with your Socialism!" Sam shouts at the host angrily.
"As I was saying the categories are: Famous Couples, Coffee named for Monks, Famous Roberts, the Color Red, 2 2, Famous Phantoms, and How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up. French Stewart you're up first," the host says praying for normalcy.
"Ok, I shall pick, the color red for three hundred," the actor says crazily looking at the board and fidgeting.
"Fine, Red for 300, blood is the color," Trebek says as trying to contain his frustration, "Yes, Mr. Stewart," he says rolling his eyes.
"I believe the answer is onions," the actor says excitedly before the buzzer rings.
"No, the answer is not onions. Sam, Bertrand, anyone….and the answer we were looking for is red," Alex sighs , "French the board is still yours but I shall pick for you, in the category 2 2 for 300 the answer is 4," he said with a sigh as Bertrand buzzed in, "Yes, Bertrand," Trebek said hopefully.
"What is a decaf mocha cappuccino," the ghost answered happily.
"No the answer is not….yes, Mr. Stewart," Trebek said wearily as he turned to the actor.
"I could go for one of those, they go especially well with soy burgers," French said happily.
I…," Alex began to say but was cut by Sam who began to talking about Vegetarianism so Alex turned to the audience, "You know what why don't we take a break while I go kill myself," he said as the lights went down and Trebek walked off the stage.
He went to his dressing room and took out his gun, "this is it, I can't take anymore," he said as he went to shoot himself but it was blasted from his hand.
"What do you think, you're doing Trebek," a voice boomed as he turned around and saw Skulker standing in behind him.
"Please Skulker, I can't take this anymore, I'll let you stuff and mount me on your wall just let me end this insanity," the host pleaded with the hunter.
"are you getting, you're the biggest attraction at the Zoo, the wild Game Show Host. You'll be the main attraction at the new petting zoo. Now come on and finish the show," Skulker said pointing a gun at the host and Alex walked back to the set.
The music started and as the lights came on Alex spoke, "Welcome back to celebrity, since Skulker won't let me die why don't we…Mr. Connery, why do you come here?" noticing the actor was standing next to Bertrand.
"I was just telling them how my ancestor, Seamus MacConnery, invented this game show," the Scotsman told the host.
"Mr. Con..," Trebek began to say before he was cut off.
"Don't give me your lies, man, you know all too well that your ponse of an ancestor stole from it him and sold it to the welsh," Sean tells the host boisterously.
"You know what, as much I want as to hear about 'Canada invaded Scotland in 346 BC' why don't we skip a head to final Jeopardy," Trebek says ignoring Connery's rambling turning to the board, "The category geography, 'this river is named after Colorado,'" Trebek says as the music starts and the contestants write down their answers.
"Let see what you written down, French Stewart, you've wagered threeve, a combination of three and five stunning and you wagered Texas with a dollar sign, how nice," Trebek says as he walks over to Sam.
"Ms. Manson, you response is 'save the…' and you wagered 'frogs!' ah, the joys of hosting a game show," Trebek said as he walked over to Bertrand and Sean Connery.
"Mr. Bertrand and Connery your response is 'Alex Trebek' and you wagered 'is scared of his girlfriend' how nice," he sighed, "Since no one…," he began to say before he was shot by Walker's guards.
"Come on, Trebek you have a date with Warden," one of them said as the restrained the host destroyed the cameras and flew off with the host ending the show.
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