The 12 Things Voldemort Does NOT Want for Christmas
Well, I guess this is the end. Thanks SO much for all of your feedback throughout this story. I can't tell you how much all of your support means to me. I know I'm starting to sound cheesy, but every review, favorite, and story alert is like an early Christmas present. Speaking of which, I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, if you are Christian, and a Happy Holidays/Random Days in the Winter Off if you're not.
Day Twelve
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Dark Lord got from me
"...Bellatrix...do I want to know what these are?"
"Yes, My Love!"
"You mean, 'My Lord', right?"
"No!"
"Erm, why not?"
"Because I LOVE you Voldy!"
"...Voldy..."
"That's my special name for you! You must have one for me!"
"I don't. Mostly because I don't like you."
"I know you don't like me."
"You do?"
"Yup!"
"Well...good...I-"
"You LOVE me!"
"Yes, I'm glad you…Wait WHAT?"
"I LOVE YOU LORD VOLDEMORT!"
"Please stop Bellatrix."
"But I LOVE you!"
"No. Shut up. I am unloved."
"But I love you!"
"You misunderstand me. When I say 'I am unloved', I don't mean because no one loves me. It is by choice. I fucking hate everyone."
"Okay...EXCEPT FOR ME!"
"No. I especially hate you."
"So...did you figure out what you do with my gift?"
"Something tells we I don't want to know..."
"Guess!"
"Erm...I really don't know..." Voldemort pulled a oddly shaped object out of the large bag. "It looks kind of like a...no..."
"A..."
"It's not."
"It is!"
"It better not be."
"It is!"
"BELLATRIX!"
"Merry Christmas, love!"
"You know what, Bellatrix."
"You wanna use your new toy?"
Voldemort went through the bag and pulled out a pink fuzzy whip.
"I might use this..."
Voldemort began whipping Bellatrix, who giggled.
"Fuck, this isn't working...I don't get it! Isn't this supposed to cause PAIN?"
"Chains and whips excited me..." Bellatrix sang.
"You leave me with no other choice...I know you're kinda my last Death Eater, or at least the last one whose name I remember, but still..."
"That was fun! We should play with your other gifts! OMG! What if you used that dildo to-"
"You know what would be more fun?"
"What? Using that vibrator to-"
"The quiet game."
"..."
"..."
"This isn't fun!"
"You know what is fun?"
"Sex?"
"Avada Kedevra."
"And a happy new year..."
Well, here's the last chapter. Thanks again, and I hope you read some of my other stories. I'm so glad you enjoyed this story...And if you didn't, I'm glad this is the internet so you can't use the killing curse on me from wherever you are…
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you
PS: By "Merry Christmas" I'm also including other holidays. So Happy Christmas, Merry Kwanzaa, Jolly Hanukkah, etc.
PPS: I LOVE YOU ALL!
PPS: Sorry for all of these extra useless notes. I just REALLY don't want to end this story just yet...Not after spending four and a half months figuring out how I was going to get this done.
PPPS: Cats are fluffy.