It was a typical day over at Morton's WoodDoor-Hysteria hotel. There sat a group of monsters, who were all having a riveting conversation.
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi," said Pat the Bat.
"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" agreed Rhinestone Goomba.
Mini-Ninji nodded. "All toasters toast toast."
"Hey you!" cried Bellhop Goomba, making an excellent point. "Get offa my cloud!"
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels," Evil Coin brought up, "check the enclosed instruction book."
Z Koopa countered this. "You're the best player ever!"
"Mah boi," said Skeleton Koopa, "this peace is what all true warriors strive for."
Everyone glared at him.
"Get...out," hissed Bellhop Goomba.
Sadly, Skeleton Koopa walked away. The others went back to talking.
"That's that creepy Bowser laugh," stated Z Koopa, happy to be rid of someone who contributed nothing to the conversation.