Two No Good Guys

Chapter 12: Ice Skating

Kyoko wiped a drop of sweat off her forehead under the beaming sun. "It's so hot…" she grumbled.

Ready…Jiro and Tsuna frowned.

Set…they set one of their feet back and locked their eyes on Kyoko.

GO!

"KYOKO-CHAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ICE SKATING WITH ME ON THE WEEKEND!?" The boys chased after her and then stopped. They slowly turned their heads and looked at each other, "You again…."

Yamamoto strolled along to Namimori Middle and stopped. He couldn't help but cringe at the murderous aura spewing from a few metres in front of him. "Ah, it's Tsuna…" He continued to walk over to them, "Hey Tsuna!"

He turned around and the deadly intentions disappeared, "Yamamoto?"

"Did you do the thing I told you to do?"

"Uh yeah, I did…." He turned back to Jiro who was still glaring at him.

"So," Yamamoto turned to Kyoko, "you wanna come? I invited Haru and Gokudera."

Kyoko nodded and smiled, "Sure!"

Waterfalls of tears poured down Tsuna's face as he bowed down to the baseball player, "Thank you Yamamoto….!"

"If that's the case…" another girl's voice said from the inside of the school gate. They turned to see Rui and Hiro listening in on their conversation. Rui folded her arms, "We're coming too!"

Jiro immediately shouted, "NO! RUI! YOU'RE NOT COMING!"

"Okay fine then! What about Hiro!?"

"Yeah sure Hiro can come."

Rui fell to her knees and sobbed, "My own rhythm guitarist hates me…"

Everyone strapped on their ice skates and waddled on to the rink one by one. Tsuna nervously let go of the side after stepping on. Immediately he leg gave in and SLIP! CRASH! He slid in circles on his stomach on the ice towards the middle.

There was a dull silence throughout the rink and Jiro facepalmed, "Ugh, that Sawada…"

Hiro skid gracefully towards Jiro and circled him, "Shouldn't you be glad~ Sawada sucks at ice skating~ Ah, well, so do you." He nudged Jiro softly with his elbow and he fell on his face on the ice.

Kyoko skated around and around the rink happily. Around her were a few young men playing ice hockey together. One of the hockey sticks were swung near her feet but she simply twirled to the side and avoided it.

The hockey game escalated into a vicious battle and soon Kyoko was unable to avoid the hockey sticks. Her foot hit on of the sticks and she tripped forward, too quickly for her to scream.

"KYOKO-CHAN!" Tsuna rushed over to her aid and caught her by her waist, spinning her around to the edge and to safety. He helped her sit down on the side, "Kyoko-chan, are you okay?"

She nodded, "It's thanks to you…" she looked up at him in admiration, "Tsuna-kun…"

At least that's what Tsuna wished would've happened. Of course, it didn't.

Crash after crash Tsuna and Jiro slipped, bumped into each other and slipped, bumped into other people and slipped and just slipped and slipped AND SLIPPED.

Jiro walked back on to the ice after a short break and let himself slide slowly closer to the middle of the rink. "I think I'm getting the hang of this…"

"Not quite," Gokudera and Hiro snuck up behind him and both gave him a push. Jiro fell flat on his face again.

He quickly rolled over and got up while latching on to the side, "WHAT THE HELL HIRO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME!"

"I'm sorry~" Hiro began to skate away casually, "Rui never told me to take care of you~"

Jiro grabbed on to Hiro's jacket, "You're going to help me get closer to Kyoko-san and you're going to like it."

Hiro sighed, "Guess it can't be helped then," he pulled him back to his feet. "But Ji, do you know who the largest obstacle here is?"

"Well Kurokawa-san isn't here so…who…?"

"Muira Haru."

Jiro looked over to Kyoko and Haru skating happily together and weaving through the other skaters.

"You probably won't be able to get her attention until you can do something better than that." He lowered his voice into a murmur, "Or stupid." Hiro held on to Jiro's wrist and talked normally again, "I'm gonna help you out."

"Okay so what are you gonn-" Jiro was interrupted by the force of Hiro forcefully pushing him towards the large group of people in the centre of the rink. He began to scream as he bombarded through, weaving his way through them. He escaped from them and began to spin slowly around and around.

"Jiro-kun, how did you avoid all of them?!" Kyoko rushed over to him. "Are you okay?"

His senses slowly came back to him and soon he registered the fact Kyoko was right in front of him. "Eh?! Uh, yeah. I did!" he laughed. Suddenly his foot lost balance and collapsed on the ice.

"Ah!" Kyoko held on to his hands and helped him up. "Are you okay?"

Meanwhile, Tsuna searched around for Kyoko and then caught sight of her at the other side of the rink…WITH JIRO! He groaned, "Dammit!" He began to make his way over to her when suddenly there was a bubbly voice behind him.

"TSUNA-SAAAAN!" Haru skid over to him.

"HARU!?" Tsuna instinctively began to skate away in fear of her glomping him. Soon Haru caught up to him, jumped and latched on to him as they both fell on the ice.

"We have newlyweds~" Hiro circled Kyoko and Jiro standing at the back of the rink with a basket of rose petals. He threw petals on their heads awkwardly and everyone inside watched them silently. "Please congratulate these lovers that would be very much appreaciated~"

Out of nowhere Gokudera viciously skate rushed over to Hiro and tackled him down to the ice.

Kyoko's eyes shifted from side to side until she saw Haru and Tsuna getting up on the ice. "Why did you do that, Haru…?!"

"I'm sorry Tsuna-san…"

"Tsuna-kun! Haru-chan!" Kyoko let go of Jiro's hands and hurried over to them, leaving Jiro alone at the back of the rink. Everyone continued ice skating own their own.

"HEY! GUY WITH THE ROSES AROUND HIM!" the staff members grabbed each of his arms and dragged him off the rink.

"OI HIRO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Jiro cried outside the rink after everyone else had left.

Hiro bowed to Jiro politely, "I'm sorry."

"SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!" he sobbed on to the concrete ground. "I embarrassed Kyoko-san in front of everyone…AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Hiro pouted, "You can blame Rui."

Jiro froze. "Rui….? You said Rui didn't tell you to do anything!"

"I have a consciousness too y'know?" he folded his arms. "She told me to do that and I knew it wasn't a good idea so I didn't."

"YOU STILL DID IT THOUGH!"

"That's because I couldn't think of anything else."

Jiro rolled over on the concrete crying, "She hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me she hates me…."

"Get the hell up," Hiro kicked Jiro over.

I'm sorry, I suck at this \8D/ Gomenasai. And updates are about only once a week because schooooool~ :C

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