Author: sorry this update took so long. I know I promised it wasn't dead, but then I accidently shot it with my gun....

Disclaimer: I hate disclaimers. You know what? I own Sailormoon. I own all of it's characters and even the action figures of said characters. I also own Twilight, Harry Potter, Russia, Germany, and Canada. And you know what else? I own John McCain and Barack Obama. The whole election was a show for my amusement!!!!!!! Muahahaha!!!!!

aaaannnddd go!

"Last time, on Sailor moon, something bad happened!!!!!!! I think......then this guy totally told me I'm cute and asked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeel* and even though I'm totally all over this guy in the show apparently in the intro before any sort of climax I think there's something "fishy" about him! If he tries for third base, in the name of the moon, I'll punish him!!!"

(intro)

Duh-duhduh-duhduh-duhduh-duhduh-duh-duh-duh-DUH!

Fighting evil by moonlight,

Winning love by daylight,

Never running from a real fight!

She is the one named Sailor Moon!

She will never turn her back on a friend,

She is always there to defend--

...

Harry: wait. wait. WAIT. 3rd base??? What if he tries 2nd?????!!!!

Serena: huh?

Harry: you said-

Hermione: Did no one even notice the author didn't mess up the theme song this time?

Harry: SHUT UP! Serena? Hello?

Draco: Sorry, she has plans

Harry: WHY YO--

(cuts to commercial)

"Are you poor? Can you not afford a snuggie? Well, sob no longer homeless man down the street! With the new, Backwards Robe!! Just take ANY robe and-"

(fast-forward with new AT&T u-verse)

(random picture of sailor moon with her princess dress on at Hogwarts with the name of the fan-fiction written in pink and gold cursive letters flashes on the screen, playing a short, piano version of the sailor moon theme song before a spinney, shiny, moon-logo thing erases it and it resumes your normal programming)

*montage of serena and draco's datey thing to "Is it Love" by P!nk*

Serena walked down the streets of hogsmeade with Draco, her left hand holding his loosely, her right gripping a massive teddy bear.

"Thanks for a great montage!!!", she beamed. "What now?"

"Well why don't you just follow me into this dark alley to thank me for that cliched carnival prize I somehow won you even though we're not at any sort of amusement park"

"Yeah, I was wondering about---wait. Did you say dark alley? OMGZ I love being too trusting and following people I don't know into dangerous places!!!!!! How did you know??"

Draco smirked, "Don't worry you're pretty head off, us villianous types are smoother than glass"

"villian? O.o?"
"I mean......omg you are SO pretty I bet you'd look even prettier in that dim lighted alleyway!!"

...

She smiled "Ok! let's go!"

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SOMEWHERE ELSE IN HOGSMEADE:

The Golden Trio was walking in a tight-nit group, avoiding anyone not cool enough for them.

A gust of harsh winter winds hit them, chilling Ron and Hermione, who inched closer. Yet Harry only sighed, the fear of what might be happening on Serena's date was chilling enough.

*sigh

Ron and Hermione walked on, touching shoulders-close, trapped in their own thoughts.

*SIGH

still walking

*SIGH

walking

* S I G H ! ! !

"OMIGOD Harry, are you having a seizure????"

"*sigh....glad you asked, Ron, I am upset."

Ron twitched, and braced himself for a full dose of Harry's feelings.

"I'm just worried about Serena, you know Malfoy.....I just don't trust him."

"-.-' .....yeah, harry, I don't really care....."

"Trust her judgement? That's crazy talk!"

"I'm going to make out with Hermione in that dark alley and ignore you now...."

"Stop trying to calm me down, I have to find her!!!"
"Oh crap draco's kiss-raping Serena in that alleyway, Hermione. Let's find another"

"Okay! That one's free--"

"OMIGOD guys! look over there!!!! Serena's in trouble!!!!"
"yeah, I already noticed...."

"This is no time for compliments! Anyone could notice a damsel in distress!"

"I DID. Before you...."

"Nah, you're right, i AM special!"
...

Ron gave up on talking and Harry ran as fast as he felt was dramatic enough towards the girl he was on deep, romantic, meaningful 15-yr-old love with and tore Draco off

"Unhand her, you fiend!!!"

)*************CLIFFHANGER!!!!***********(
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Author: well, there you go, CresentMoonRose. Another chapter. Welcome :)

R&R people!!