Me: What's up?

Sprx: Seeing as you have already stolen my journal and read it all out loud to Nova of all people, I will read yours to Gibson and Otto…

Me: (Brings is OC's) beat him down, girls.

Sprx: (drops diary) Okay, I'll go. But, Eleira, I'll take your number first.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

10/9/08

Dear not-so-stupid diary,

I don't have much to say about the war at this point, so I'll tell you what Chiro did last week…

He sold over 5,099,789,456,700 Mandarin piñatas! That's a lot of BASHING…

-Nova

10/10/08

Dear not-so-stupid diary,

I started the biggest food fight in the history of Shugazoom today. Right now, I'm trying to (ketchup blotch) up my fur, which has (ketchup blotch) all over it… and the street is loaded with run-over burgers. Check it out… Mr. Gackslapper's biggest sale ever!

And in the romance section, I'm ready for Sprx. That's pretty much it!

-Nova (big booger)

Where it says (ketchup blotch) is where there's bits of sauce and food… lol… booger…