First it was his hair tie, now his kenseikan. Does Yoruichi not understand that Byakuya wants to be left alone?
Sorry, I've had this written for a very long time, but I got busy and forgot to post it.
I have received an odd visitor today.
No, it was not a visit that I had been expecting, nor had it been one that I longed for.
To be perfectly frank with you, it was a visit that I most certainly detested.
Yoruichi Shihōin dropped by the Kuchiki manor this morning at sunrise and removed my kenseikan from my bedside table. How she got into the manor and then into my bedroom, unfortunately, is a mystery to me, and the guards manning my private chamber door have yet to reveal anything, saying that they saw nothing. My hairpieces were later found lying uncared for in the training grounds that I had once practiced in many years ago.
Next to them lay a note, reading:
Wow, Byakuya! Stealing your kenseikan was almost as easy as robbing you of your hair tie! You really need to step it up!
P.S You look just like a girl when you sleep. :) You really haven't changed much, have you—you looked like a girl when you were a kid, too!
I don't recall every giving her the permission to address me as simply "Byakuya", nor will I ever admit to looking feminine, either now or when I was young, either. Honestly, after the Shiba clan, I do believe the Shihōin clan will be the next to go if Yoruichi keeps this up.
I sent out another fleet of guards to find her and force her to apologize, but as they came back empty-handed, I am apt to believe that she ran with her tail-between-her legs (no, not in her unbecoming cat form) into the World of Living. I am certain that she is far too frightened to stay in the Soul Society and face my wrath. She is wise in that respect, I suppose.
It really is unfortunate, though, as although I am a master in such regard, I have taken again to perfecting my shunpō and am assured that I would beat her if she were still in the Soul Society. Pity, as I already had Senbonzakura Shūkei: Hakuteiken ready to impale her when I instantly would have instantly caught up to her had she arrived to seek her punishment.
I assume you know where this entry will end because it seems to be quite customary when I am upset:
Perhaps I shall retreat to punish Abarai since my anger cannot be applied to Yoruichi.
So . . . I originally wanted this to be a oneshot-a-day thing, but I'm currently working on a different story with longer chapters and won't be able to update more than once or twice a week.
And, well, frankly, I'm running out of ideas, which, yes, I know, is pathetic, because what, I'm only on oneshot number twelve? There is no way I'm gonna stop there, so I've decided that I'm going to take requests. If any of you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me. I might not be able to do all of them if I don't know how to write a certain one, or I'm not well-informed enough, or if I don't know if I have a way to incorporate it into my story.