Okay, I haven't updated in a while, sorry my sweet babies. I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm not sure what I was doing on that last one, that was a last minute thing, but I hope you all still like it.

Remember, if anyone has any funny prompts or requests, feel free to ask me about them. I'd be happy to hear from you guys.

I'd also like to take the time to apologize for what I feel is a lack of funny in this chapter. Don't hate me.

Do You…? (High School AU)

She was that cute nerdy girl in our class; one of Kurosaki's little sisters.

She was the good-girl, the sweat heart, but a firecracker on the low.

And who would have thought that she smoked a little of the good stuff every once in a while. God forbid if her brother or her daddy ever found out. An abrupt laughed forced its way out of my chest accompanied by a soft plume of smoke and I took another drag while I reclined on the rooftop. Her eyebrow rose, her lips twitching in a suppressed smile. "Do you like drugs?" I asked, smirking lazily and she laughed. "Yeah, me too,"

But This is Hueco Mundo

A sunless world of sand and bone where the driving force is an insatiable hunger for power, and she has become a part of the struggle amidst the pull of baser instincts. But she is not a victim for she tears into the soft meat and tough sinew of flesh and solid bone with enough voracity to rival that of even the hungriest of hollows.

Hey, You!

"Hey, hey you!" A voice cried boisterously from a high balcony. Everyone within the vicinity paused, turning their attention to the small figure leaning precariously over the railing, hands cupped around her mouth. "You, yeah, you with the blue hair!"

The indicated espada looked up at her sharply, his mouth already forming into a grimace and the surrounding audience waited with baited breath as the young lady prepared to give her urgent message…

"Your face, I like that shit!"

Staring

Her eyes were glued to him, devouring his form while he pointedly ignored her. The Sixth Espada was rarely idle and when he was he often became inclined to sudden bouts of violence. His lips drew up in a sneer but this did nothing to deter her gaze. "The fuck are you staring at?" he snapped, teeth on display, his hand gripping the armrest of his chair so hard it wouldn't be long before it splintered into little pieces. He hated when people stared at him. It reminded him of people he needed to kill eventually…like Ulquiorra.

The thought of the Cuarta spiked his anger and a low growl rumbled from deep within his chest. The Brat still hadn't stopped. Grimmjow nearly lashed out at her, whether verbally or physically could not be determined, but she made him pause before his tirade could even begin. "That's a stupid question." She said, referring to his previous inquiry as she slid from the edge of the bed on which she had been seated and straddle his lap. He was then reminded of the reason why he usually didn't mind her staring so much. "I'm staring at you." She whispered. "Who else but you."

Eros & Apollo

'Girls, with a boy like that, it's serious~'

I knew it from the very start how dangerous he truly was.

'Senoritas~, don't follow him'

Maybe I should have listened but…

'Soon he will eat your hearts like cereals'

I don't doubt it.

'Sweet Lolita, don't go, you're still young'

I'm already in too deep.

Rubies (1920's, Mobster AU)

His name was 'Grimmjow Jeagerjaques' and it was a name he wore with pride. It was an odd name, menacing but it suited him well with that sharp smile of his. There was a harshness to his blue eyes, an anger that thrashed and rolled just beneath the surface. I could never quite understand his interest in an old Plain Jane like me when there were women ten times as beautiful hovering about his shoulders like little starving birds.

He would always say it was "something about me" as he brushed my hair back to get at my neck with his teeth. And sometimes he'd say to me, while he stared into my eyes with his electric blue, that he could swear my eyes flashed ruby in the low-light. It was an odd thing to say to a girl, especially when you're trying to woo her, but my heart always stuttered in my chest despite myself. Even stranger still, he'd also told me he loved it because it reminded him of blood.

Sexual healing

He was being disgustingly stubborn and no matter how much she shook him or prodded him he absolutely refused to move from his spot sprawled across their bed with her underneath him. When exactly it had gone from being 'his' bed to 'their' bed she had no idea but that was not the issue at the moment.

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques!" she screamed, smacking her free hand against the mattress in distress and exasperation. She knew he was awake too because there was this irritating self-satisfied smirk twisting his lips that made her want to 'punch his fucking face'. She screamed instead until he threatened to break her jaw if she didn't stop. She was silent for a while after that, her fingers tapping insistently against the bed…it didn't last.

"Get up, get up, get up, get up!

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!"

A smirk began to form on her lips and Grimmjow opened one bleary blue eye to glance at her in curiosity. She started to sing a song that was unfamiliar to him, as most were, and slowly he decided that both she and it were created solely to piss him the fuck off.

"Oh, baby now let's get down tonight

Eventually, her voice rose to the top of her lungs, directly next to his hear, and no amount of growling from the Sexta could stop her before she was ready to stop.

Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven

I need some lovin'

And baby, I can't hold it much longer

It's getting stronger and stronger"

And when I get that feeling

I want sexual healing

Sexual healing, oh baby

Makes me feel so fine

Helps to relieve my mind

Sexual healing baby, is good for me

Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'

And my emotional stability is leaving me

There is something I can do

I can get on the telephone and call you up baby

And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me

The love you give to me will free me

If you don't know the thing you're dealing

Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing~

Get up, get up, get up, get up

Let's make love tonight

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up

'Cause you do it right

Grimmjow snarled removed his weight from her and deftly grabbed the girl by the collar of her nightshirt, throwing her from the bed. She smacked into a couch with an 'Oof' and coughed a couple of times but the song continued to flow from her mouth. This would be her revenge until she'd have to flee from his oncoming anger.

Baby, I got sick this mornin'

A sea was stormin' inside of me

Baby, I think I'm capsizin'

The waves are risin' and risin'

And when I get that feeling

I want sexual healing

Sexual healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us

Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me

Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Well, it's good for me and it's so good to me my baby, ohh

Come take control, just grab a hold

Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey

I'll be feeling fine,

You're my medicine, open up and let me in

Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate

I can't wait for you to operate

When I get this feeling

I need sexual healing

Oh when I get this feeling

I need sexual healing

I gotta have sexual healing, darling

'Cause I'm all alone

Sexual healing, darling

Till you come back home

Please don't procrastinate

It's not good to masturbate~

Read and Review, peoples.

~kitty

Songs:

Do you...? - Miguel

Eros & Apollo - Studio Killers

Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye