Lol, once again I update!
Disclaimers: Idea and randomness is mine. Not the characters... ENJOY!
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Castle That Never Was
"Sooo… Any bright ideas?" Xigbar says, as Namine is trying to calm down the wailing Roxas.
"DON'T WANNA BE EATEN!!!!!" Roxas screams.
"………………………….. We COULD-" Xaldin starts.
"NO." Everyone says immediately.
"I DIDN'T EVEN FINI-"
"Larxy hungry!" Larxene says and wiggles out of her Pokemon costume.
"She's right, we all should eat dinner." Xemnas says and picks her up.
"Alright then! Pizza?" Xigbar says and goes for the phone.
"……Why did he look at me when he said 'Pizza?'" Xaldin says.
"Cause you don't know how to cook?" Erika says innocently as she picks up Haru and Riku.
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"…..She does have a point. Your cooking skills are no match for Namine's. Or even Xion's." Vexen smirks.
"……………………" Xaldin growls viciously under his breath.
"Hey Superior? I ordered the pizza. And Forbidden left you a present." Xigbar snickers and hands Xemnas a card.
"Hmm?" Xenmas reads it out loud.
" 'YO Superior! I did you a favor, and called Mrs. M! Thank me later, Biddy. '" Xemnas turns pale.
"..Aww, crap." Xigbar says and holds his head from the LAST time (otherwise known as Sora's mom) had hit him.
"She cannot come here! She'll interrupt my experimentations again!" Vexen says angrily.
" I'M HUNGRY!!! MY TUMMY WANTS FOOD! I'M HUUUNGRY!!!" Axel screams, in a tantrum.
"…….Me too…." Saix says embarrassed.
"Food! Food!" The babies chant.
"THEN PIPE DOWN AND WAIT YOUR ASSES!" Xigbar shouts.
"……………………………........................" The babies, Axel and Saix look at him in amazement.
"Do NOT SWEAR XIGBAR!" Xemnas yells.
"….They started it….. The little bastards…." Xigbar mutters under his breath.
DING DONG!
"OOH! PIIIIZZZZAAAA!!!" Axel cheers and runs for the door.
"………………..And what will we have for the REST of the meal?" Vexen asks.
"Uhh…… Make some mashed potatoes or something'. I mean, the best chef is out of order at the moment." Xigbar points to Xion, still in her kitten costume.
"Potatoe! Po! Tat! Toe!" She sings.
"…. How can you NOT love this?" Erika squeals and huggles Xion.
"XXEEEEEEMNAS!!! The mister wants money! What do I do?!" Axel yells.
"Knock the bugger out!" Xigbar suggests.
"XIGBAR!"
" I mean, pay the very nice man his money." Xigbar corrects himself.
"….." Lexaeus comes to the front of the Castle and pays the kid. He comes back with an excited Axel and several large pepperonis.
"XIGBAR! HOW MANY DID YOU ORDER?!" Xemnas yells.
"…… uh…… how much is three dozen? I mean, the reviewers must be getting hungry…." Xigbar says.
"SHUT UP AND EAT!" Xemnas shoves a pizza into his arms and everyone sits down to eat.
"Piiiizzzzaaaaaa." Xion sounds out. Roxas takes a bite, his eyes widen and then he spits it out.
"Hot." He tells Namine.
"Here, I'll cool it for you." She blows on the pizza and then Roxas bites into it and everyone starts eating.
"XEEEEMNAS!" Axel throws a pizza slice and cackles evilly as it slaps Xemnas hard on the cheek.
"YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY YOU LITTLE BRAT?!" Xemnas throws a slice and it slams Axel backwards off the chair.
"Superior! Control yourself!" Vexen says in shock.
"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!" Axel screams and throws the pizza box at Xemnas but misses. It hits Lexaeus.
"…." Lexaeus throws his Hawaiian pizza at him and it hits Axel square on the shoulder.
"OH YOU ASKED FOR IT!" Saix and Axel grab pizza boxes and start ripping out the slices to throw them.
"Don't waste food!" Xaldin says angrily but then they nail him with a bacon ham slice.
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" Xaldin snatches up a meat lover's slice and throws it as hard as he can at Axel.
"……………Little kids. Out. NOW!" Xigbar starts to help Namine carry the kids out.
"SHOCK!" Larxene throws her tiny slice of cheese pizza at Axel who chucks a pepperoni one at her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" An angry voice demands. They all stop.
"MRS. MINAMI?!?!!?"
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Dum dum duum!
I warned the silver headed teen I'd call her! XD