Authors notes. The more reviews the faster I write.
The next week Callen did everything he could to make up for being an ass the week before. By Friday he was driving Brooklyn crazy.
"G don't you have something else you can be doing?"
"Nope." Callen was sitting backwards in his chair watching her do paperwork. Brooklyn looked up and gave him a look. Sam sat at his desk laughing quietly.
"Hey Brook girls night tonight?" asked Kensi and Nell coming into the room.
"Oh god yes."
"What?" asked Callen. "I thought we were going to dinner."
"Go with Sam. I need a night with the girls."
"You sure?"
"Seriously G go enjoy a seafood tower or something with little eggs on it."
Ok so maybe Callen had been a bit smothering this past week. He had almost gotten blown up after all and pissed his wife off all in less than two days. "Ok but don't go too crazy on me."
Brook and Kensi exchanged a laugh. Two hours later they were at a bar enjoying a few beers.
"So you still mad at Callen?" asked Nell.
"No not really. I mean I don't mind if he goes out with Sam but just not every night."
"Those two have been doing that sense they were partners. I don't know how Michelle puts up with Sam coming home so late every night." Added Kensi.
"This week he's been home each night but will not leave me alone for five minutes."
"Yeah the creepy watching you work today was a bit strange."
"Sam told him he needs to show me more attention."
Kensi and Nell exchanged a look. "We might have heard Callen talking to Hetty about taking you to Hawaii next month for a week."
Brooklyn just looked at them.
"He wants you to have a proper honeymoon." Said Nell.
"Ok that is very sweet."
"He told Sam it's a baby making trip." Added Nell.
"I'm going to kill him." The girls laughed. "He is obsessed with us having a kid."
"That's a good thing right?" asked Kensi.
"I guess. Right now I'm just happy having him all to myself."
"I think Callen will be a great dad." Said Nell.
"Yeah he's great with kids."
"One good thing is my Aunt Meg said she'd be happy to move out here to look after the kids once we start having them."
"That's good."
"Yeah she's a retired NYPD Detective so she can handle the stuff we seem to get into."
"Oh you could hook her up with Granger." Said Nell.
"No I don't think so. My mom has already scared him enough."
This really got a good laugh out of them. A few minutes later Brooks phone dinged. It was Callen sending her a text.
*Bored hope you're having fun. Tell Kensi Deeks is telling us about their sex life.*
Brook almost spit her beer across the table. She showed Kensi the text and Kensi's eyes got huge.
"Deeks is dead."
Kensi pulled out her phone and sent Deeks a message. Across town Deeks got he message and went pale.
"Callen what did you tell your wife?"
"Noting why?"
"Why does Kensi think I'm talking about our sex life?"
"You were about an hour ago."
"I'm going to get you for this man."
Sam and Eric were laughing now. It had been a pretty lame evening so far. Deeks and Callen had both been hit on a few times. Callen simply held up his hand and showed them the ring. Deeks calmly told them he had a girlfriend and shot them down.
The boys were bored. "Where are the girls tonight?" asked Sam.
"They wouldn't tell me." Answered Callen.
"They are at the Shell over by Deeks apartment." Answered Eric. "What its ladies night beers are half price."
"Isn't that the place with the male review on Fridays?" Asked Deeks.
Callen and Eric both looked up a bit shocked. Sam laughed. Callen, Deeks and Eric all texted the girls.
*Why didn't you tell me you wanted to see naked men tonight? I'd have put on my old LAPD uniform and stripped for you.*
*Nell please tell me you aren't at that bar just to see some random men strip?*
*Brooklyn get your ass home now. I do not want my wife watching strange men strip.*
The girls all looked at their phones and laughed. Then they passed the phones around the table laughing even more. Just then Michelle joined them.
"Hey guys what's up with the phone swap?"
"Oh the guys think we're here to see men strip." Said Kensi.
"Well we are so what's the big deal?"
Kensi texted this to Deeks who almost dropped his phone. "Um big guy where is your wife tonight?"
"At home why?"
"Well she's at the bar with the girls."
"Oh hell no."
Sam was up and moving towards the door. The others followed. They got there in record time breaking a few traffic laws in the process. Once they got to the door they found out it was by ticket only.
"Look our wives are in there and we want them out." Said Sam. The bouncer laughed at them.
"Look guys it's a charity event no big deal."
Callen pulled his badge and the bouncer shrugged and let them in. They went in and spotted the girls right away. What blew them away was the male dancer who was lifting Hetty around and tossing her to the other dancers.
"You can never un see this." Said Eric.
"Guys let's get out of here." Said Deeks.
Sam spotted Michelle and Brooklyn laughing and taking photos of Hetty. Hetty was totally enjoying herself and grabbed the guys ass when he put her down at the table.
"Yeah I've seen enough." Said Sam.
They filed out and the bouncer stopped them. "You find your wives?"
"Yeah like you said it's all harmless fun." Said Deeks. They headed home hoping to forget what they saw.
DEEKS APARTMENT
Kensi tip toed into the apartment only to find Deeks sitting with a beer on the couch.
"You ok Deeks?"
"I will never forget seeing Hetty grab that guys ass ever."
"Oh my god you guys came to the bar?"
"Will never do that again. I don't ever want to know what you do on girls night."
Kensi started laughing. "Come on Deeks how about you give me a private show?"
"Not tonight Kensi I'm not in the mood."
SAM'S HOUSE.
"Michele what were you thinking?"
"It was for charity and Hetty invited me."
"Please tell me you didn't let those guys touch you?"
"Trust me babe none of them can compare to you."
NELLS HOUSE.
Nell got out of the taxi and found Eric drunk on her front porch. "Well if it isn't little Nelly. Have fun tonight Nelly?"
"Eric your drunk."
"Well when you watch your boss getting tossed around by a bunch of naked men you get drunk."
Nell shook her head and pulled Eric in the house and pushed him down on the couch to sleep it off.
CALLEN'S HOUSE.
Callen was sitting in his chair when Brooklyn came in. "Guess who won the door prize?" she held out a pink bag and smiled.
"You could have told me where you were going?"
"I didn't know till we got there. Hetty said it was a treat on her for working so hard lately."
"So do I get to see what's in the bag?"
"Give me a minute to go change." Brook leaned down and kissed Callen.
She came out in a little blue number and Callen jumped out of the chair and picked her up carrying her to the bed.
"I don't want to know anything about tonight ok?"
"Nothing really happened except Hetty getting a bit out of control."
"Good." Said Callen as he slowly made love to his wife.