Sorry it took awhile. Been overloaded with homework. Than I went to California with my mom to visit my aunt and two cousins. It was an all girl week. Also sorry to LoonyMisLuna and Winn because you two aren't in this chap like promised because it reached 16 pages. So you will be in next chap.
Shout out to TheREALTricksterQueen! Happy Bday to you!
Me: I'm back! Baby Basil spit up on me and is now busy napping backstage so won't be joining us today.
Puck: We don't get introductions?
Me: No, I did that already. We just went for a break.
Puck: But I want an introduction.
Me: Well, you're not getting an introduction so shut up.
Puck: I will not shut up until I get an introduction!
Me: NO!
Puck: I'll throw a tantrum.
Me: *sigh* I'll tell you where you can stick your tantrum.
Puck: How do you stick a tantrum somewhere.
Me: Allow me to tell you how. First-
Little Bro: You're supposed to watch your language Sis. Remember you got a letter from some dude threatening to shut down your show if you didn't stop cussing or saying…What was that word again?
Me: *whispers* Perverted.
Little Bro: Right! Stop saying perverted things. What does perverted mean?
Daphne: Yeah, what does it mean?
Me: Uh…
Henry: What is this "dude's" name and address? I have some stuff to discuss with him.
Veronica: *says in threatening way*Henry.
Henry: Just want to talk to him.
Me: OK, anyways-
Daphne: We still don't know what perverted means!
Me: Uh…no one knows because if you know the meaning a…monster…will…uh…
Little Bro: Will what?
Me: Eat you?
Daphne: *gasp* Don't ever tell me what it means!
Little Bro: There are no-
Me: *put hand on Bro's mouth* We're now going on with the show! Meet out first guest, who I'm sure Puck remembers, Super-
Puck: I still didn't get my intro!
Me: Why don't you and your intro go to H*/!
Little Bro: SIS!
Me: I censored it! He never said I couldn't at least censor it!
Daphne: Where's Sabrina?
Me: I don't know but my guest is backstage waiting and really wants to come out. So meet SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHotNinaj!
SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHotNinja: *walks out bruised*
Sabrina: *walks out next to Ninja bruised more than her*
Me: What happened?
Sabrina: Me and SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHotNinja fought over…something.
SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHotNinaj: I'm now called The REAL Trickster Queen!
Puck: What were you fighting over?
Sabrina: *gets embarrassed*
Puck: *Looks at The REAL Trickster Queen* Why is your name The REAL Trickster Queen?
The REAL Trickster Queen: Because we're in love and going to get married, silly!
Puck: o.O
Sabrina: *glares at The REAL Trickster Queen*
The REAL Trickster Queen: *glares at Sabrina and then sits in Puck's lap*
Sabrina:*pushes her off him and sits in his lap. Then realize what she just did and jumps off*
Puck: What is going on?
The REAL Trickster Queen: *goes and sits on Pucks lap again*
Puck: If everyone loves my lap so much why don't you just marry it!
The REAL Trickster Queen: Yes! Thanks for asking, and I'll take all of you! So when's our wedding Puck! *Kisses him on cheek and hugs him*
Puck: uh...I don't...your cra- *mouths "help me" to me*
Me:*smirks* How soon do you want to get marry or, better yet, where is the honeymoon going be?
Puck: o.0 Nonononono!
Me: You're right we don't have to discuss it now .
The REAL Trickster Queen: YES ON WITH MY QUESTIONS *Starts asking questions without getting off Puck's lap and hugging him* GirlUdon'tMessWith, can you plan a meeting with Moth for me? I have some...uh...Stuff...to discuss with her.
Me: Of course!
The REAL Trickster Queen: The Grimm Family, it's not really a question as it is a gift, *Hands them 8 books that mysteriously are the same size as The Sisters Grimm series* Oh and Henry, I think in book 3, page 144/145 there is...a picture that may interest you, I hate the picture, but ya know I think you may hate it too *Smiles angelically*
Henry: *starts turning pages*
Me: Wait stop!
Henry: *stops for once* WHAT?
Me: Calm down Goat Butt. I'm giving you all time to read the books but do it fast.
Puck: I allergic to books and someone is in my lap. *points The REAL Trickster Queen*
Me: Puck, read!
Puck: Fine, but what about her? *points to The REAL Trickster Queen who snuggles closer to Puck*
Me: Your wife is fine where she is.
Puck: She is-
Me: *throws shoe at Puck*
The REAL Trickster Queen: Don't hurt my hubby! I don't hurt Seedy!
Me: *blushes*
Mustarseed: *head pops out from backstage* Seedy? Why does it sound familiar?
Little Bro: You don't remember?
Mustarseed: Remember what?
Little Bro: *evil smile* Come with me. *goes backstage* I have a video.
Mustarseed: OK.
Me: *eyes burge out* No, don't you dare! *can't get backstage because Bro somehow locked it* SHIT!
Little Bro: *says from backstage* The dude!
Me: POO!
Little Bro: Better!
Me: While I find a way to get backstage, you all read.
*10 hours later*
Me: *knocked out floor after I got tired from trying to break in to break stage.*
Mustarseed: *who came out with Bro when I fell to sleep, is now reading last page of book eight*
Puck: *pokes The REAL Trickster Queen who is sleeping* Maybe it's dead.
The REAL Trickster Queen: *hugs Puck tighter*
Sabrina: *glares*
Puck: *squirms* GirlUdon'tMessWith, we finished reading.
Me: *doesn't wake up*
Puck: Mustarseed, wake her up.
Mustarseed: No. Did you not see the video?
Puck: I saw it.
Mustarseed: Then you wake her up.
Puck: I have this thing *points to The REAL Trickster Queen* on me.
Mustarseed: Get someone else to do it.
Everyone Else: No.
Puck: Just wake her up…Seedy. *chuckle*
Mustarseed: *glares at Puck then at Bro* You had to shoot the arrows?
Little Bro: *is playing on iPod* I was just aiming for my sister. Now wake her up.
Mustarseed: No.
Puck: I'll tell them the 'secret' if you don't.
Mustarseed: You wouldn't.
Puck: Try me.
Mustarseed: How do I wake her up?
Puck: Why don't you stare in her eyes again? *smirks*
Mustarseed: *inmates Puck's voice* Sabrina, I love you more than cookies!
Puck: Just wake the crazy chick up!
Mustarseed: *shakes my shoulder* Wake up. We finished reading.
Me: *kicks Mustarseed in the, I think you know where.* DON'T TAKE THE SACRED LLAMA!
Mustarseed: *is wheezing and rolling on the floor*
Everyone Else, but Henry: *laugh their a$$e$ off*
Me: *stands up* What you all laughing about? *sees Mustard rolling on floor* What are you doing down there?
Little Bro: You kicked him in the p-
Henry: I have daughters here watch your language!
Daphne: Yeah, you have to say she kicked him in the nuts not p-
Henry: DAPHNE!
Daphne: Sorry Daddy. Just kicked him in the nuts.
Henry: *facepalm*
Me: Sorry for kicking you, Mustarseed. But anyways *steps over Mustard to middle of stage* time to continue with show! So Mustarseed get some ice from backstage and then come answer Qs.
Mustarseed: *limps backstage*
Me: Guess it was a bad day to wear little heel shoes.
All the Guys: *wince*
Me: What? Oh right your dudes! Anywho, next guest LyricLingo!
LyricLingo: *walks in* Hi!
Me: Hello!
The REAL Trickster Queen: Wait where's my chocolate basket?
Me: I haven't called security to get you off Puck's lap I think that's better than the basket.
Bro: In other words she ate your basket.
The REAL Trickster Queen: *glares at me*
Me: Oopies? But that does remind me that TreeHugger, who is 20% fiber, had a good point. She said that if I keep giving out imported chocolate I'll run out of money for the show. So next question chappisode I will be giving out 20% fiber muffins and sparklee toilet paper!
LyricLingo:Sparklee toilet paper?
Me: Yes! *holds up roll of sparklee toiler paper* That way your hinny is always shiny! Wink!
Dude from backstage: *whispers to me* No, you're supposed to wink not say wink.
Me: Oooh. *turns head and smiles and does one of those really silly looking winks. Please tell me you know what I'm talking about!*
Dude from Backstage: *mutters while walking backstage* I said we shouldn't use fan girls for toilet paper advertisement.
Me: OK! *throws toilet paper to side and ends up hitting Dude From Backstage in the head* LyricLingo your Qs.
LyricLingo: You just hit that dude in the head.
Me: It's just toilet paper he'll be fine. *waves hand*
LyricLingo: But he is face first on the floor.
Me: *looks at dude*
*Paramedics come in and take dude away.*
Me: Hmm. What do ya know. *turns back to LyricLingo* Your Qs!
LyricLingo: *looks at me like I'm crazy* OK. Sabrina, what's your favorite Fairy-Tale?
Sabrina: Ummm… favorite…hmmm…maybe…no…or…ugh no…
Me: Anytime today?
Sabrina: Nevere heard of that Fairy-Tale.
Me: *face palm* Just hurry up.
Sabrina: The Story of the Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was. [learned about it on Wikipedia check it out.]
LyricLingo: Puck, do you think that the Puck in Glee is like you in anyway?
Puck: We both like pranks and the ladies seem to love us. *gestures to The REAL Trickster Queen*
The REAL Trickster Queen: All you other ladies better stay away! *glares at Sabrina*
Me: We're not getting into this again! Now, thank you LyricLingo. Here's you basket and have a seat.
LyricLingo: *takes basket and sits down*
Me: Alright next is… wait I forgot.*takes paper from pocket* Hey, this is last weeks list! Dude in charge of my Qs list thingy, what happened?
Hobo: Oh, he told me to tell you he is on vacation for the rest of the week.
Me: Why do you know this and when did he tell you this?
Hobo: I might have pretended to be an act for the show and he told me three days ago.
Me: Bro.
Bro: Yeah.
Me: You may want to hold me back.
Bro: Why?
Me: BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO CHOKE THE HOBO! *dives after him*
Bro: No way! Where's the camera! Get me a camera! *someone backstage throws him a camera*
Daphne: Someone should stop her. Not me!
Bro: Not me!
Red: Not me!
Sabrina: Not me!
Puck: Not me!
Granny: Not me, Lieblings. Back can't take it.
Veronica: *She has Basil with her now. Henry made her take him out from backstage.* Not me. I have Basil.
Basil: N-nut me!
Henry: Not me! I wouldn't touch that…'thing'!
Veronica: Henry.
Henry: Girl. I wouldn't touch that girl.
Veronica: It's an improvement.
Hobo: HELP!
Me: *is trying to get hands arm Hobo's neck*
Mustarseed: Why did you all shout not- oh, I get it. I'm not getting her.
Bro: Just grab her Seedy-McWeedy! It'll make her all giggly and embarrass her when I post the vid!
Puck: His name isn't Seedy-McWeedy!
Mustarseed: Thank you, Puck.
Puck: Yeah, it's Seedy-Weedy! *starts laughing*
Mustarseed: Shut up! *attacks Puck*
The REAL Trickster Queen: *falls off Puck's lap* Don't hurt my husband!
Bro: Popcorn? *offers popcorn to guest*
Guest: *each have a box of popcorn and are watching with wide eyes*
Mustarseed and me: *still attacking people we're mad at*
Hobo: HELP!
Puck: *is fighting Mustarseed back*
Bro: This is so going on YouTube! [wish I could have an interview vid for you guys or more like girls!]
10 minutes, many bruises, and a nose bleed later.
Hobo: *is holding tissue to his blooding nose*
Puck and Mustarseed: *have many bags of ice coving their bodies*
Me: *doesn't have a scratch* OK, we cut for a second b-
Bro: Ten minutes and thirty seconds!
Me: Yeah, during that time I stopped beating the sh-shaving cream out of the Hob because the wuss got a nose bleed.
Bro: Nice save.
Me: Thank you. Now since Puck and Mustarseed were still going at it. That sounded less dirty in my mind.
Mustarseed and Puck: It didn't sound dirty to anyone else, thank you!
Me: Okay, no need to get excited! *laughs* That kind of sounded dirty too!
Mustarseed: Please keep that to yourself next time.
Bro: Yeah, remember the dude.
Me: Right and we really need to figure out that dude's name. Now anyway Puck and Muatarseed were still fighting. That sounds better! Since they wouldn't stop I had to rip them from each other and throw a few punches and kicks of my own.
Puck: You could've told us they you are a Junior Champ in Girl's UFC. [sadly isn't true]
Me: Two time champ to be exact. Now our next guest is…I still don't know. *runs backstage*
Puck: How you felling Mustarseed? You did get kicked 'there' twice.
Mustarseed: Don't remind me.
The REAL Trickster Queen: I hope you're happy Seed. Now I can't sit in Puck's lap! *pouts while sitting in chair that's really close to Puck*
Puck: *mouths 'Thank you' to Mustarseed:
Mustarseed: Seed?
The REAL Trickster Queen: Yeah, it's the name GirlUdon'tMessWith uses in her fantasies!
Mustarseed: Fantasies?
The REAL Trickster Queen: Yep! She makes out with you a lot!
Mustarseed: *breaks into coughing fit*
Me: *comes back out* I'm back. What did I miss?
Mustarseed: *looks sick*
Me: Mustarseed are you OK? You look sick.
Mustarseed: *runs to bathroom*
Me: What happened?
Bro: Nothing.
Me: OK…Our next guest is Twilightfunatic!
A 5"7, chubby, 19-year-old girl comes out wearing a blue tank top with yellow jacket, tight skinny jeans and black flats. Has long, straight, dirty blonde hair with a bit of make-up on.
Me: *looks at girl* Hello, Twilightfunatic.
Twilightfunatic: Hello!
Me: Your first Q!
Twilightfunatic: It's for Mustarseed.
Puck: He's backstage sick.
Me: Someone go get him.
Bro: I'll do it. I like embarrassing people! *goes backstage*
Me: So, Twilightfunatic, how you been?
Twilightfunatic: Fine and you?
Me: Good.
Sabrina: Awkward silence.
Daphne: Yep.
Everyone: *just looks around*
Me: I really got to plan these things out better.
Sabrina: Ya think?
Me: Ha ha.
Bro: *comes out dragging Mustarseed* Got him.
Me: Mustarseed, you have a Q.
Mustarseed: OK. *sits down*
Twilightfunatic: Will you go out with me? I'm sure my husband wouldn't mind. [I'm not sure if you wanted to put that. Didn't finish writing it out.]
Me: *eye twitches*
Mustarseed: Oh God, there's more of them!
Puck: Can you just answer the Q! Sooner we get this over with the sooner I get The REAL Crazy Queen off my shoulder!
Me: Actually I'm letting her keep you for a week.
Puck: *eyes grow wide*
Me: Have fun! Now answer you Q Seed! *covers mouth* Mustarseed, I said Mustarseed!
Mustarseed: Sorry, but I'm not going out with any fan girls.
Me: *turns to Twilightfunatic* HA!
Twilightfunatic: You're a fan girl too.
Me: Sh-
Bro: Dude.
Me: Shaving cream! *remembers Mustarseed is sitting right in front of me* I mean then I could probably lose viewers?
Bro: Suuuuure.
Me: Next Q! *glares a Bro*
Twilightfunatic: Henry, what do would you say if I said Puck and Sabrina are getting married in the future?
Henry: So that's what's what was missing from that book!
Me: Pages were missing?
Henry: Yes! Now what do I say to that? I say…I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! *attacks Puck*
Me: You can't kill him! Without him no one will read this! *grabs Henry and ties him to a chair*
Henry: I'M GOING TO GET YOU, *********! YOU'RE GOING TO-
Me: *ties gag on Henry's mouth* Next Q.
Twilightfunatic: *goes on like nothing* Daphne, what were you thinking when you found out that Puck and Sabrina were married in the future?
Daphne: When I first found out, I was like I knew it.
Twilightfunatic: Sabrina, what did you think found out that you and Puck get married in the future?
Sabrina: What I though was that I went crazy and that Puck looked kind of cute. *blushes*
Twilightfunatic: Red, do you have/want a boyfriend?
Red: I don't have one, but might like one. *blushes*
Me: * whispers to Twilightfunatic* One by the name of Blue.
Twilightfunatic: *nods agreeing with me* Granny, what was the best thing about your husband, Basil?
Granny: *gives a smile* He always wanted to help people. He was willing to risk his life to save family or friends. That was the best thing about him. *teary eyed*
Me: *eyes get teary* Oh man, I'm turning into a sap.
Twilightfunatic: That's so sweet.
Granny: *smiles*
Twilightfunatic: Baby Basil, how old are you?
Baby Basil: *is in Veronica's lap* T-thee!
Veronica: He just turned three, we think. His birthday was sometime around this time.
Twilightfunatic: Puck, what is your favorite food Granny has made for you?
Puck: She once made this huge purple cake with some pink stuff on it! Yum, I ate the whole thing!
Granny: It was for Charming's birthday party Snow threw.
Puck: Which made it even better.
Me: So she didn't make it for you?
Puck: Yeah.
Me: The Q was what is the favorite food she made for YOU.
Puck: So?
Me: So you didn't answer.
Puck: I don't care!
Me: *holds up shoe*
Puck: What if she made me a small one once? *holds hands in front of himself*
Me: You should of said that in the first place. *puts shoe back on* Next Q!
Twilightfunatic: Veronica, were you jealous when Goldilocks kissed Henry?
Veronica: Yes and no. I know Henry is mine, and he won't be running off with anyone else but it's hard not to put the subject of one of his ex-girlfriends kissing him when he is right next to me aside.
Twilightfunatic: That's all my questions.
Me: OK, here's your basket and please take a seat. *hands basket*
Twilightfunatic: *goes to seat closes to her which happens to be next to Mustarseed*
Me: *pulls seat away* This chair is broken!
Twilightfunatic: I don't see anything wrong with it.
Me: It has a messed up leg. *pulls leg off* See!
Twilightfunatic: *gives me a weird look and takes another seat*
Me: Our next guest is Loverofbooks4eva!
Loverofbooks4eva: *walks in* Hey!
Me: Hi! You can ask your Qs now!
Loverofbooks4eva: Basil, who's your favorite person on this show?
Me: *points at myself and holds up piece of candy*
Basil: Girl…you…dot…mess…wit! *smiles*
Me: Oooooh, how sweet!
Everyone: *gives me a look*
Me: What?
Sabrina: You bribed a baby.
Me: NEXT Q!
Loverofbooks4eva: Mustarseed, what color are your wings?
Mustarseed: Yellow. (I really don't know, sorry.)
Loverofbooks4eva: Sabrina, who do YOU like, since Puck was already questioned!
Sabrina: *mumbles* Puck.
Me: Unfortunately, you won't getting anything louder out of her.
Loverofbooks4eva: GirlUdon'tMessWith, when's Fang coming on the show?
Me: I really don't want to make this a crossover so never. But don't fear MR fans I want to make this interview thing into a series. So when I finish this, I'll make another for another book or maybe even a TV series.
Now here is your basket… *hands basket to Loverofbooks4eva*
Also since this is super long I'm ending it here. I know I didn't add two people like I said I would in last chapter, but they will be next. Normally I would ask you to ask a Q, but I have a lot to answer still, so if you can just hold on to your Q until my next interview that will be great!
Wait, one more thing, a shout out to TheREALTricksterQueen! Happy Birthday to you TricksterQueen! A girl who is as crazy as me!
Thanks to everyone who reviewed or added me or story to their favorite or alert list!