A/N: Hey! Do you like and/or loathe this fan fiction? Why not read my brand-new story "The Glory of Bowsette"? It's pretty much just as stupid as this one, but the difference is I have a savant-like knowledge of the Mario games, unlike the zero knowledge I have of Mahouka. Try it out and see!
Chapter 12
Max and Gary met at Max"s house for a quick stop before the next match at the Grand Tournament. There were only seven minutes for them to kill before they needed to go back over to Magic High School and watch The Boulder fight off against the notorious Bonesaw, so they had to make this quick.
"Okay, take off your shirt," Gary said. "I know we can start sex that way. That's the normal way to do sex."
"Have you really never had sex before?" Max asked. "I thought you were an expert because of all the hot heavy petting you did with your sister."
"Heterosexual sex is different! Girls have more holes and aren't hairy! I don't know what I'm doing here!" Gary shouted.
"You sure are irregular, Gary."
"Ah, screw you."
"I'm trying to!"
They kissed a few times, but that didn't seem to work, and while Max was shirtless and turned-on he just didn't know what came next. Neither of them did. So makeouts would have to do for now.
They mashed their tongues together and circled them around, which was hot and stuff. Was this going to reveal anything about the characters? Was this going to titillate the readers? Did this exist purely as filler material to be put in a chapter so that there could be some pointless drivel in a few hundred words while the real plot was put on the backburner? Nobody knew. Max only knew that he had a boner and really wanted Gary to do something about that.
Gary did grab Max's butt and pull him closer so that both of their boners were touching, but their pants were still firmly in place where they were. The boners simply wouldn't be relieved this way and would probably end up being fruitless. This would help neither of them in their quest to advance in the Grand Tournament, would it?
Suddenly, there was a rumbling in the bedroom.
"Uh, what was that?" Gary asked.
"No idea," Max said.
They went into the bedroom, which naturally should have been the place to go to attempt to figure out how to have gay sex anyway, but when they entered- they were not alone.
Mariy was laying on the bed, naked except for a blanket covering up her exposed areas, and looking directly at them. "Max, are you ever coming back- oh, Gary... uh, hey."
"Max... what is this?" Gary asked.
Max gulped.
He had no idea.