AGAIN, I AM SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. I HAVE BEEN ON VACATION AND HAD WRITERS BLOCK. HERE IS CHAPTER 12.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, GODZILLA, JAWS, OR HALO, BUT I LIKE EAGLES.
WARNING THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS A LOT MORE CRAZINESS THAN THE LAST FEW CHAPTERS PUT TOGETHER. ALSO THERE IS SASUKE BASHING.
Suddenly a loud snore filled the field, making G chuckle somewhat.
Naruto stared at the enormous creature before saying, "This is your second in command?" Looking again at the slumbering giant.
"Yes, it must be summer in my dimension." Godzilla said trying to hold a snicker.
"He sleeps during summer?" He asked with a questing look.
"You see he was created in the cold confines of space, so he doesn't like warm weather." Explained the reptile. If you don't know who he is yet, his name will come soon.
"Interesting, but how do I wake him?" Naruto asked not wanting to wait until winter.
"There are two ways, first is to start a fire near his nose and the second is or kick him the in stomach. I usually use the second one, it is more fun that way, but you can't do that so first one is up." G said in story kind of voice.
"Okay then." Naruto said jumping onto the creature's face.
"Katon: Karyuu Endan!" He said before a dragon of flame flew from his mouth onto the creature's face.
A moment of silence occurs. I use these a lot don't I?
Suddenly a vast and terrible roar fills the air. And Naruto quickly jumped off.
"Who the heck woke me up and where am I?" Asked the towering in creature.
"Um, that would be me." Naruto quietly said.
"Really now, what is your name? Speak before I crush you into oblivion!" He yelled.
"Naruto, holder of Godzilla king of the kaiju." Naruto shouted, making the creature's eyes open in surprise.
"Commander G would never allow himself to caught by the humans." He said narrowing his eyes in hate.
"Hey SG, how have you been?" G said through a telepathic link.
"G? Are you really in that kid?" SG said.
"I'm afraid so. You see we're in a different dimension and the humans somehow sealed me into this whelp." G said earning a "Hey!" from Naruto.
SG was silent, but suddenly burst out laughing which made Naruto step back.
"So what do you want me to do?" SG said calming down.
"I want you to help the whelp, when he summons you and tell the others to do the same." G said. Rhyme!
"Okay, anything else?" SG asked with an eyebrow arched.
"Not that I can think of." G said with a mental shrug.
"I have a question for the blue lizard." Naruto said, causing a vein on SG's head to grow.
"What is it whelp?" SG asked irritated by his words.
"What kind of powers do you have?" He asked innocently, which caused a huge grin to appear on SG's face.
"You shouldn't have done that kid, now you might lose half of your forest because of this." G said with sigh.
"I am the king of the crystals, when and where ever I want them to appear they do. I shall make one in the middle of the forest." SG said and with a snap of his fingers, a large crystal began to grow until it stood a hundred feet in the air.
"Cool, so any others?" Naruto asked again.
"Hold your horses, you might have seen something like this from G." SG said charging his corona beam and shooting it into the forest setting it all ablaze.
"Yeah I've seen that, but his is just a lot more destructive." Naruto said looking at the still burning and charred forest.
"Yep well if there is nothing else, may I go?" SG said with a yawn at the end.
"Sure you can go. Have a nice sleep." Naruto said.
"Remember to inform the men." G said finally getting back in the conversation.
"See you later scale face." He said before he did the smoke cloud thing and went away.
And just as SG left the rest of team 7 appeared.
"Naruto, what did you do to the training field and the forest?" Asked a concerned Kakashi.
"Nothing just making a few deals with another lizard." Naruto said putting his behind his back before walking away.
"You, got a summon contract didn't you." Kakashi said with a lazy look in his eye.
"Yep and Sasuke stop glaring at my head." Naruto said starting his walk towards home.
Sasuke then walked to the nearest tree and started to bang his head against it.
"I'm sure that's not healthy, Sasuke." Kakashi said not looking up from his book.
"Back off!" Sasuke said before continuing, but he disturbed a nest of Gold Eagles.
He quickly broke into run trying to escape the angry eagle. The eagle grabbed his hair and started to pull up. Now I know what your think an eagle lifting a person but this was a large about seven feet most reach six or seven, but that is beside the point.
"Would some one help me get the eagle out of my hair, literally!" Sasuke shouted as he was now a foot off the ground.
"It's just an eagle, just kick it off." Kakashi said in a lazy manner.
"It's an endangered species, so I can't!" He yelled at his sensei's retreating form.
"You'll be fine!" Kakashi yelled back.
"Curse you!" He shouted out before he was pulled into the tree.
So Sakura was left there, standing in the middle of a destroyed training ground.
She looked at the tree, then the way her sensei left, and back at again the tree before saying, "Guess I'll go home."
Later that night.
"Stupid bird and tree." Said a pissed off Sasuke, crawling out of the tree. "Why is my life starting to suck even more?" He asked looking up at the sky.
Sasuke then began his walk home, but was struck by lightning, fell into a river, and was attacked by jaws. How he escaped, I do not know. Jaws rules!
As Sasuke pulled himself out of the river he said, "I hate my life right now."
Suddenly a dimension shifter portal opened a few meters away from Sasuke. Soon a man wearing a strange looking beetle amour steeped out.
"Excuse me are you Uchiha, Sasuke?" He asked in monotone.
"Yes, but who the heck are you?" Sasuke asked backing up a little.
"My name is Master Chief and that's all I am gonna tell you." MC said before he punched Sasuke in the stomach, threw him into a tree, and shot him in both the legs with a shotgun.
"What did I do to deserve this?" He asked as a tear slid down his cheek.
"You were a jerk to your friends, now I have to get my money from Naruto, so see you later alligator." MC said running towards Naruto's place.
Sasuke just sat there, with two gaping holes in his legs, for a moment before understanding what he said.
"I'm gonna kill him when my legs heal up." Sasuke said crawling to the nearest hospital.
The next morning.
Naruto was just dreaming of using Sasuke as a punching bag, when several powerful knocks on his door woke him up.
"Can I help you?" He said drowsy.
"Yes I am here for my money." MC said.
"Oh MC, I thought you wouldn't be here for a while with the whole dimension thing." Naruto bursting awake.
"Really, now where is my three hundred dollars?" MC said getting impatient.
"Right, here you are and a pleasure doing business with you." Naruto said as MC left.
"If you need me again you know what to do." MC said as he went through the portal.
"I might have lost some money, but his service is worth it." Naruto said with an insane cackle at the end causing him to attain some unwanted attention to himself. "What can't a guy cackle insanely to himself anymore?"
"Hey Naruto, get your stuff and meet me in training 45." Kakashi said and disappeared as quickly as he appeared.
"Wonder what he wants now?" Naruto said taking off after him.
WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER AND HOPEFULLY I WANT HAVE WRITERS BLOCK AGAIN. EAGLES!