A little note before the actual show...
I have lots to tell you in this show!
Now to the real show...
Wolfie: Hiii! It's time for my little hyperactive talkshow!Today's star gue-
Zero: How can a talkshow be hyperactive?
Wolfie: *glares at him*
Zero: *glares back*
Wolfie: Hmph...as I was saying today's star guest is this idiot here...*points to Zero*
Zero: I'm not an idiot...you are.
Wolfie: You're actually right on that...*starts banging head against the wall* STUPID!STUPID!STUPID!
Zero: What's wrong with her?
Lelouch: She had something like a science test today...There were 6 exercises and she could do only 3 of them...and now she thinks she is stupid because of that..
Wolfie: That's not the only reason! *continues with the head banging*
Lelouch: *puts a pillow between her and the wall* What's the other reason?
Wolfie: I have this stupid not really a story idea in my head...Two OC's and one of them is Rika-chan(Rikai) the other one is me and we're twins...but I can't think of a plot at all!Please think of something Rika-chan!
Rikai: A story and I'm in it! *cheers*
Wolfie: Yup...*still banging her head against the pillow/wall*
Lelouch: Will you stop please?
Wolfie: No...Rika-chan lead the show...
Rikai: Okay!The first review is from Lisa!
Hi! Loved the chapter but Wolfie please start talking again and hurting people again. It's weird if you don't. Now for dares.
Tadagay: go on a date with him *pulls out a weird boy dressed in green* this is Akira and my gay stalker You may call him whatever you please. I prefer IT or Leprechaun. Please just make him go before I kill both of them.
Toshiro: please dress up in a dog costume and be my pet.
Kairi: dress like Pikachu and go to anime convention *get attacked my crazy fans*
Yaya: Eat these chocolate chip cookies *chocolate chips are made of laxatives*
Rima: go to the Barney show don't come backconvention
Kukai: Have a Ramen eating contest I LOVE RAMEN!
Nagi: Let me dress you up *a cute girly maid outfit*
Utau: cut your hair and die it black and put it in a spiky style
Amu: Chara Nari with Yoru(Amulet Neko)and flirt with Ikuto
Ikuto: Chara Nari with all of Amu's chara and act like Amu too
That's it and start talking and torturing people soon Wolfie. Update Soon!
Wolfie: I have started talking again...about torturing...of course I will as soon as I have a chance to do so!*looks at Ikuto*
Ikuto: Oh no...
TadaGay: I don't want to go on a date with him! I want Lelouch!
Wolfie: *stops head banging* What did you say?
TadaGay: I said I want to go on a date with Lelouch!
Wolfie: * walks off*
Everybody: Huh?She didn't beat him up?
Wolfie: *comes back with a nuclear warhead* DIEEEEEEEE! *fires it on TadaGay, whole studio explodes but everyone is alive except for TadaGay cause it was meant for TadaGay* By the way I have to apologize to you Rika-chan...
Rikai: Why?
Wolfie: I read your talkshows chapters again...
Rikai: So?
Wolfie: I noticed that I have accidentally used your ideas...I'm so sorry!* bows head*
Rikai: O-o
Lisa: But IT can't go on a date with TadaGay anymore...*sighs*
Wolfie: Next dare!
Toshiro: *dresses up as a dog*
Lisa: *squeals and hugs him*
Toshiro: *blushes*
Wolfie: We're kind of similar Toshiro...I want to be a wolf like person. That's why my characters have wolf ears!Even though probably most of the peoples who read this have understood that I like wolves...considering my name and such...
Toshiro: Maybe...anyways Lisa can you please get of me?
Lisa: Nope...
Toshiro: Why not?
Lisa: You're too cute for that!
Toshiro: *blushes even more*
Wolfie: Awwws...now for the next dare! *knocks Kairi out, dresses him up as Pikachu and brings him to a convention*
A little while later
Kairi: *wakes up* Huh? Where am I?
Fans: PIKACHU!
Kairi: What the? *tries to run but he is tied to a pole*Oh no...
Fans: *attack him* PIKACHU!
Wolfie: * a little more far away and laughs evilly* This is fun...maybe I should do it to the others too...
Lisa: *is sitting next to her and sweatdrops* Maybe we should do the next dare....
Wolfie: *stops laughing* You were next to me?
Lisa: Yup...
Wolfie: You heard all of it?
Lisa: Yup...
Wolfie: *evil aura* You better not tell anyone...
Lisa: *sweatdrops* Yup...
Wolfie: *aura disappears* Good! Now Yaya you get cookies! *hands cookies*
Yaya: Yay! *takes cookies and eats them*
Wolfie: Tasty aren't they?
Yaya: Yup! *the effect starts* Uhhhhh...Need to go to the toilet!*runs to the toilet*
Rikai: I think she will be there for the rest of the show...
Rima: Well I'm off...*leaves*
Wolfie: Yay! I love it when Rima is gone!
Kuukai: *runs off with Utau to have the contest*
Rikai: Kuu-chan...
Wolfie: Don't worry he'll be back!Has anyone actually noticed that we're doing a talkshow without the studio?
Rikai: Now that you mention it...so what are we going to do against it?
Wolfie: Absolutely nothing...
Rikai: Nothing?
Wolfie: Yup...next dare?
Nagi: *wears the maid outfit* Why me?
Wolfie: Yeah why you...next dare!
Utau: *does as told* Ughh...I feel ugly...
Wolfie: You are...
Utau: *shocked*
Wolfie: Just kidding...Now Amu and Ikuto should chara nari!
Amu: *chara nari's with Yoru*
Ikuto: *tries to chara nari but fails* Phew...
Lisa: Why won't he chara nari?
Lelouch: Imagine Ikuto in Amulet Heart's costume...even nature realises that it's wrong...
Lisa: *laughs*
Wolfie: By the way it actually isn't weird if I don't torture people...a show where people don't get tortured is normal...therefore a show where I torture people is unnormal. You get the point?
Lisa: I get it...The next review is from Akira-chan!
Akira: It's show time!
Today my Reviews are: Wolfie: I'MSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY AM SO SORRY! Please take this as a token of my appeciation! *hands triple molten lava fudge cake*
Lelouch: the pictures will be sent to Ebay. Hahahaha!
Toshi: stop fighting! *hits him with a bottle of Monster* that's MY JOB!!
Ikuto: not a dog, my brother wants to be more faithful and loving towards ppl he cares for. The only downside is that he's more protective and possessive over us...
Lisa: *dumps water on her head* You're supposed to be STUDYING!
Kairi/ Yaya: *covers them in mud and feathers, then ties beaks to their faces* haha now do the Chicken dance!
Tsubasa: *squeezes* don't be jealous! I was just trying to cheer L up a bit! It's got to be hard havin' the person you love not talking to you.. You're my #1 guy! *smooches*
TadaGAY: LELOUCH DOES NOT LOVE YOU!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD ALREADY YOU GAY LITTLE BASTARD!! OR I'LL SIC ORUCHIMARU ON YOU AGAIN! *holds Oruchimaru by a leash*
Rikai: yay! *glomps*
Nagi/ Rima: go and buy us some ice cream and TONS of Monsters...
Ikuto: nobody hates you..*hugs* you're just too fun to mess with! *secretly tapes a 'kiss me I'm gay' sign to his back and goes back to Tsubasa*
Amu: *hands indestructable Ikuto plushie that smiles, winks, and flirts*
Yoru: admit your love for Miki
Miki: same but Yoru
Suu: go bake a cake
Other Chara: meet my charas!
Wolfie: CAKE!!!!*tackles Akira*
Ikuto: Does she love cake that much?
Lelouch: Yes....
Ikuto: *takes the cake away*
Lelouch: Wrong move...*covers ears*
Wolfie: *at the top of her lungs* OH YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE AWAY MY CAKE MISTER! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! * attacks Ikuto and practically beats him half dead, takes the cake and goes happily next to Lelouch*
Ikuto: Note to myself: Never ever mess with Wolfie's cake.
Amu: Ikuto! * tries to fix him*
Wolfie: *eats her cake*
Akira: Next dare? *takes out laptop and starts selling the pictures while laughing evilly*
After a while
Akira: All the pictures got sold at a good price!
Wolfie: Bad luck Akira-chan...I bought all the pictures...and I want my money back too so I can build a new studio! *starts chasing Akira*
Akira: *starts running away*
5 minutes later
Akira: *hits Toshiro*You can't fight with Ikuto!
Toshiro: Fine...
Wolfie: So he wants to be a more faithful guy huh?And he's protective of you guys huh? I think I just got myself a new way how to entertain myself *looks at Lisa and Akira evilly*
Lisa: Uhh Akira?
Akira: Yes?
Lisa: Why do I have the feeling that we should run...like for our lives?
Akira: Maybe because it's Wolfie who is looking at us?
Lisa: Yeah maybe...
Toshiro: I won't let you two get hurt!
Wolfie: As if you could stand a chance against me...
Toshiro: What did you say?
Wolfie: You heard me...
Toshiro: *tries to attack Wolfie*
Wolfie: *dodges and looks at her nails* I think I should go to the manicure after the show...Oh well next dare!
Akira: *dumps water*Study!
Lisa: I don't want to!
Akira: You have to!
Lisa: Who are you my mother?
Akira: Maybe?
Lisa: Yeah right...
Wolfie: Lisa aren't you cold?It's kind of Winter and we're outside...
Lisa: Oh right...*sneezes*
Wolfie: I think we should go somewhere inside...but where?
Akira: How about your place?
Wolfie: No way...it's too messy...how about Amu's place?
Amu: How do I explain it to my parents?My dad will flip out if there are a bunch of boys coming over...
Wolfie: Are you saying that we can't? *pulls swords out*
Amu: *sweatdrops* No I'm not saying that...sure you can come over!
Lisa: *sennezes and shivers*
Toshiro: Umm guys? How about we hurry and go to Amu's place?
Wolfie: Sure! We can even use the limousine that is parked here!*has keys in her hands*
Amu: Is it yours?
Wolfie: Nope but I'll bring it back!So who of you can drive?
SC characters: *shake their heads*
Lelouch: I can!
Wolfie: Really?
Lelouch: Nope but it can't be that difficult!
Wolfie: You're right!Everybody get into the car!
Everybody: *sweatdrop but gets into the car*
After a chaotic car ride later
Everybody(except Wolfie and Lelouch): I think I'm gonna puke...
Wolfie: That was fun!* goes to the front door and knocks*
Amu's dad: Yeah?
Wolfie: Hi ! Amu has brought visitors! *shows him everybody*
Amu's dad: *counts the boys* So many boys? I'll never allow that!
Amu's mom: What's the matter dear?
Amu's dad: Look at all the boys Amu has brought home!
Lelouch/Nagi/TadaGay/Ikuto: *smiles*
Kuukai: *grins*
Tsubasa/Toshiro: Hi!
Kairi: *shoves glasses up his nose*
Amu's mom: Why not? They all seem like nice boys to in!
Everybody: *goes in and into Amu's room*
Wolfie: So next dare!
Kairi/Yaya:*do Chicken Dance*
Wolfie: *laughs*
Zero: I still don't understand why are you torturing people...
Wolfie: I totally forgot you! And you don't have to understand Zero...you have always been an idiot...
Zero: Look who's talking kiddo...
Wolfie: *kicks him*
Zero: What was that for?
Wolfie: For calling me a kiddo...
Zero: But you are a kiddo!
Wolfie: *kicks him again*I hope you learned your lesson.
Zero: I did...never call a kiddo a kiddo.
Wolfie: *kicks him out*Next dare!
Tsubasa: *blushes* O-okay...
Wolfie: It's weird to think that the pervert and playboy like Tsubasa blushes...
Tsubasa: Pervert?
Akira: Playboy like?
Wolfie: Haven't you read the manga?
Akira: I'll answer in the review...
Wolfie: Don't worry Tsubasa! I still think you're awesome...even though you are a pervert for hugging Mikan always and provoking Natsume...
TadaGay: I don't care how many times I get raped...I'll still love Lelouch!*after hat statement he gets raped by Orochimaru and Wolfie decided to put him into a torture room she had built in three seconds*
Nagi/Rima: We're off again! *leave*
Ikuto: Thanks for the hug...I really appreciate it...
Wolfie: *looks at the back of Ikuto and can't stop laughing*
Ikuto: What's so funny?*glares at Wolfie*
Wolfie: Nothing...*still laughs*
Amu: Ikuto doll! *gets happy and annoyed at the same time*
Wolfie: She is gonna be busy for now...
Yoru: I love you Miki!
Miki: I love you too Yoru! * and they kind of kiss*
Wolfie: I can't help but think that it's weird that shugo charas kiss...
Others: I agree...
Suu: *chara changes with Amu and goes to the kitchen*
Nagi/Rima: We're back!*are having plastic bags in their hands*
Wolfie: Yay!*tries to grab the plsatic bags*
Lelouch: *holds Wolfie back* We can eat the ice cream now but let's wait with the Venoms after the show okay?
Wolfie: *pouts and mumbles something about Lelouch being stupid and selfish*
Lelouch: *whistles*
Wolfie: *shuts up*
Rikai: Lelouch?
Lelouch: yes?
Rikai:You have trained Wolfie right? What does this whistling actually mean?
Lelouch:*smirks* That's for me to know and you to figure out.
Wolfie: It's a threat.
Lelouch: *glares at her*
Rikai: And those two are in love...what a weird couple.
Lelouch/Wolfie: Say that again and I will kick your sorry ass!
Rikai: *sweatdrop*
Akira: Now meet my charas Kiki and Shadow!
Kiki/Shadow: Hi!
Wolfie: Next review!This one is from strawberriebubbles!
AWESOME. xD
PSH... I'm too awesome to have a crying corner...
I HAVE AN EMO CORNER x'3
Wolfie: Awws...how about adding dares next time? And sorry you can't have an emo corner here...because my brother always tells me to go into an emo corner...Sorry again.
Kazuma: To the next review and beyond! And Wolfie you can go (insert a bad or somewhat weird word here) in an emo corner!
Wolfie: No way! The next reviewer is Nami!
Hi, im going starite to the q's today: To Rima: do I even have to ask? Thats it for today, ll try to make up better onces next time. PLEASE UPDATE SOON
To Lelouch: What are u talking about, not hurting people? You killed people the whole time in C.G?
To Nagi: *Kisses* I lo- i mean like u so much!
To yaya: Die! (I like u, but for once something diff)
To kairi: Cookie? *no dieing*
To Ikuto: do u want people to stop teasing u? I'll try to if u want me to *not*?
To AMu: Another annoying Ikuto doll for u?
Rima: *sighs* I don't want to!
Wolfie: Dares are meant to be followed...
Rima: I don't care...
Wolfie: Nami?Would you please kick her out?
Nami:With pleasure! *kicks Rima out*
Lelouch: Yes but it was for Nanaly...They were sacrifices I had to make...
Wolfie: *kisses him on the cheek* And I'm sure that Nanaly is happy...next dare?
Nami: *kisses Nagi on the lips* I like you so much!
Nagi: ...
Nami: Nagi?
Nagi:....
Nami: *starts crying* Does he hate me?
Wolfie: Nope...I think he is just stunned...let's give him time maybe he snaps out of it...next dare!
Yaya: *dies*
Wolfie: That was somehow...simple. There was no pain and no blood...what a boring death. * starts reading a book*
Kairi: Thanks! *eats the cookie and starts twitching and stuff*
Wolfie: *laughs*
Nami: *on the verge of crying* What did I do wrong now?
Wolfie: You didn't do anything wrong...I kind of poisoned the cookie...sorry I couldn't help it...but don't worry he won't die!
Nami: *still on the verge of crying*
Nagi: *snaps out of it and sees Nami crying* Nami what's wrong?
Wolfie: I poisoned the cookie Nami gave to Kairi...
Nagi: That's horrible! Apologize to both of them!
Wolfie: Nope...People asked me to torture people again...so I'm doing it...
Nagi: You're cruel and evil...
Wolfie: I'm sorry...but I can't help it...and I'm not gonna change myself if somebody says it to me.
Lelouch: Really?
Wolfie: Yup...
Lelouch: What if I would say it?
Wolfie: I would ask you if it bothers you and if it does then I'll be sad...Does it bother you?
Lelouch: It doesn't...yet.
Wolfie: What do you mean yet? *starts crying*
A while later
Wolfie: *still crying*
Rikai: Look at what you did! Now we can't make her stop crying...
Lelouch: I'm sorry!
Wolfie: *crying*
Ikuto: Can't somebody make her stop?
Kazuma: Nope...once she starts crying she cries at least half an hour before she calms down.
Ikuto: WHAT? We will drown if we don't stop her!
Kazuma: Don't blame me...
Lelouch: I was just joking Wolfie!
Wolfie: *stops crying* Really?
Lelouch: Yes...now will you please stop crying?
Wolfie: Of course!
Nami: O_O
Nagi: Wolfie's weird...
The others: I agree...
Ikuto: Really you would stop?
Nami: Yes...no actually I won't...
Ikuto: *sad*
Amu: *has now two annoying Ikuto dolls*
Wolfie: I am updating every Monday,Thursday and Saturday! How about you guys update sooner huh?
Nami: Ummm..uhhh...to Rikai's review!
Wow. Okay, so one chapter's up...Start talking and torturing.
Utau: Teach me how to sing like you! I mean, I have two Chamber Choir performances and we're aiming for the two gold medal places. So I need your help. NOW TEACH ME!!
Can we add Hiroto-kun and Kirari-chan in it for a chapter?
Nami: Make Rima jealous...somehow...involving Nagi-kun.
Wolfie: So, how about continuing your other stories, please? And add me as an OC.
Okay, so, Akira: Hug Tsubasa!
Tsubasa: Hug Akira back!
Wow that was lame.
Okay, where'd it go...here we go!
Amu, pick your nose. How does it feel to be laughed at now?
Ikuto: Comfort Amu by giving her a ticket to the movie Avatar.
Amu: How is the movie? I personally need to go watch it.
Anyway, that's it. Hey, where'd Risa go?
Bye,
Akira Rikai, not-a-fangirl-no-more
Utau: Okay! *drags Rikai off to super-hard-you-are-going-to-die-in-three-days-training*
Wolfie: Hiroto-kun and Kirari-chan?
Kuukai: She'll explain it next time...
Nami: *kisses Nagi on the cheek*
Rima: *crushes the teacup in her hand*
Rikai: *returns* What did I miss?
Wolfie: Rima crushing a teacup...
Rikai: She actually can crush a teacup!
Wolfie: Seems so...and to answer your question...I deleted my stories but I'm going to make the one with you and me in it...please describe the OC (which means that my Oc is gonna look the same...cause they're twins) and the names...you can think both names...and give me a plot idea please! I know I want so much from you but pleeeeeease?
Rikai: I'll answer in the next review...
Akira: *hugs Tsubasa*
Tsubasa: *hugs back*
Amu: *picks her nose*
Everybody: *starts laughing*
Amu: It feels embarrassing
Ikuto: Here Amu...have the ticket...
Wolfie: *steals the ticket* I have to go watch it too...they say it's the best movie ever! By the wya what did you think of the last Bleach episode? I think it was awesome...Especially Byakuya! And now I will do a fun questioning: What special ability would your sword have? And what would you call your sword? Please answer everyone!
Amu: I wouldn't know how the movie is...I haven't seen it yet...
Wolfie: Where did Risa go...that's a good question...I'm having too much characters so I can't help it if I forget someone?But what happened ? No fangirl anymore? Why???????
Rikai: I'll answer in the review...
Lelouch: And we're out of reviews again!
Wolfie: So read!
Risa: Review!
Yaya: And wait for Wolfie's talkshow!
Kairi: Or Risa will beat you up!
Wolfie: Now where is that energy drink? *starts searching*
Lelouch: Wait Wolfie! *runs after her*