And beyond...
111. If you are giving a nickname to your pokemon, please make it respectable.
Well, this doesn't really apply to us. – Janine
Not really, but it can apply to some trainers. – Jasmine
Oh pray tell. – Cynthia
Well, one Black Belt decided to name his Primeape 'Chuckles.' Believe me when I say, it wasn't impressed. - Diantha
Yeah that's a highly disturbing nickname, if I do say so. - Misty
112. Be warned, pokemon know when they are being mocked. (Can be linked with rule 111.)
This sort of links back to some of the other rules too. - Falkner
I don't see why someone would do this anyway; it still confuses me. - Brawley
Yeah but some people aren't that smart. – Norman
Good point. – Lt. Surge
113. HM Cut is to only be used for cutting down trees and bushes. Not for cutting anything else.
Why would you use it for anything else? - Grimsley
Yes Bugsy, why would you? – Morty
That was only once! – Bugsy
Seriously? What did he do? - Brock
He couldn't be bothered to find a knife to cut his food with, so he had his Scyther do it for him. But unluckily for him, it cut through the table as well. – Falkner
Idiot. - Volkner
114. Please do not use your pokegear for prank calling.
I swear to Arceus, if you don't stop it Gold, I will rescind your trainer licence. – Professor Elm
Whoever keeps heavy breathing down my phone, stop it, it's disgusting, and once I find out who you are, you'll feel a world of pain. – Flannery
I don't suffer with this problem. – Clair
Well, who would want to ring you? - Morty
115. No, pokedex's cannot be used to store information on pretty girls or men that you have met.
It collects data on pokemon that you have seen, nothing else. – Professor Oak
Damn. Are you sure I can't use it for a side function? - Gold
That's a shame. Just think how much money you could make if it actually allowed you to do that. – Flint
Well that's a good point, because you can then keep those rating lists to yourself, like we were instructed to do in rule five. - Morty
These guys seriously worry me. - Candice
116. Please no more rude comments with regards to Digletts and Dugtrios. It's childish.
This is just sick and perverted seriously. - Crystal
I second that. – Blue
I think we are all in agreement. – Sapphire
But seriously, you can see why people would make them. – Gold
You're disgusting. - Yellow
117. Not everything can be given as a freebie.
This means you son. – Mr Stone
I don't give lots of things away for free! If I did that, we'd be bankrupt by now. – Steven
Don't worry you aren't the only one. – Cynthia
Indeed. Trainers are queuing up outside Silph Co. for master balls. - Sabrina
118. Please stop deliberately hurting yourself, just so you can visit the Pokemon Centre.
Brock for Arceus' sake, leave the nurses alone! – Lt. Surge
You won't believe how many times he's actually done this. – Misty
What? It's not as if I am harming anyone.. – Brock
Not entirely true, as you are harming the sanity of the nurses. - Sabrina
119. Headbutt is to only be used by pokemon. You may think you have a hard head, but you don't.
Chuck again? - Bugsy
Yep. He thought it would help improve his training, and give truth to his ability. – Falkner
Well, all it actually did was knock him unconscious. - Pryce
Perhaps that waterfall he keeps standing under has knocked out a few brain cells? - Morty
120. Hypnosis is not to be used on fellow colleagues.
Sabrina, what did you do this time? – Erika
She actually put Blaine to sleep. - Misty
Well he was boring me, what else was I going to do? You already banned us all from teleporting people. – Sabrina
At least he'll wake up where he fell asleep. - Jasmine
P.T.O
Until next time...
(FYI - Sorry to any Clair fans out there- I am seriously bashing her in these rules.)