w00t! I got over fifteen reviews! Epic, guys! Thanks! Again, here's another fast update, part two in the Walmart chronicles.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Well, here's my answers to reviews:
evil-tea: Now, now, let's not be hasty! Lollipop grenades are scary things! And Tobi makes a brief appearance slide tackling someone. And Tobi Daniel? Eh? And all of my chapters, not counting the Author's note are all at least one thousand words long! That's a perfectly good sized chapter! *glares and shakes fist * A perfectly good size, I say!
Midnight: Thankies! My ego liked that comment. : 3
Lily Elm: You're welcome! They were awesome, so…
Katarina Wolffe: Yeah, pretty much… yeah, the prostitutes line was gold, if I may say so myself.
DemontaDark: NOOOO! Don't pee yourself! That's not good! Although laughing is… : ) Glad to see you liked it!
Vampqueen27: I've yelled so many things that have had to do with Skittles it's not funny. "Aw, go buy some Skittles." "Shove some Skittles up your nose, why dontcha?" "WHAT THE SKITTLES?" "Are you my Skittles?" …yeah. You can kinda tell I'm insane and/or on crack.
XSweetXSourXSoulX: Again, peeing isn't good! Well, actually, yes it is… but in your pants/skirt/loincloth/item of clothing covering your lower body then it isn't… but glad to see you like it!
earth angel 16: Okay! She'll meet them at Petsmart. Because it's AWESOME there!
Ziddy2343: Last five percent was Sharpie markers, glue and Robitussin! Ahem, now that we're away from my evident drug use, Itachi is just blind and on some Pixie Stix. We love him anyways. Rock concert with the Akatsuki… EPIC. Just totally EPIC.
Thank you, you awesome reviewer people! Reviews are awesome!
I laughed internally as I walked up to a woman who was working for the store.
"Can I help you, miss?" she asked politely, ignoring the fact I was eating a ginormous bag of Skittles and was covered in spider webbing, chocolate syrup and lint.
"Yes, yes, actually." I said, grinning at her,"You see, I don't get out that much. Would you be as kind as to show me to where your Twinkies are?"
The woman stared at me for a few seconds.
I smiled, showing as many teeth as possible. She looked slightly creeped out and pointed to the aisle next to me,"Right there."
"Right-o! Thank you, my fine lady." I said in a British accent and sprinted into the aisle, giving her a quick wave.
"ABBY-CHAN!"
"WHAAAAT?" I shrieked.
Tobi stared at me and then I could practically see the clouds and sunshine and pink unicorns beaming from behind his mask,"LET'S DANCE!"
"Okay, Tobi-kun! Lemme get my Twinkies first." I grabbed a pack of them and tore them open, stuffing the yummy delicious yellow and white roll like things into my mouth. "Mmm… Twinkie…"
"LET'S GO NOW!" Tobi pulled me, and glitter started falling from the air.
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING STRIPPER CLUB!" I heard Hidan yell.
"I KNOW! ISN'T IT AWESOME?" Karin yelled back.
"I LOVE WALMART!" was the reply.
"There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around,
it's a hole in the wall
it's a dirty free-for-all!" I sang the first words of Ke$ha's "Take It Off" loudly, spinning with Tobi.
"TOBI KNOWS THAT SONG!" Tobi yelled.
"THEN SING!" we spun around for five minutes, shrieking lyrics and bouncing until epic music came on.
David Bowie's voice started playing,"Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance with me!"
"LET'S DANCE! TO THE SONG THAT'S ON THE RADIOOOOOO!" Karin and I harmonized, singing back to back.
There was a general sweatdrop and we stopped, pouting slightly.
I then got whacked on the back of the head with something. I, not being used to pain, landed on the floor.
"OW! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"I did." a guy from the other teenager fessed up.
"IMMA KILL JOO!" I yelled.
Sasori winced as I slammed into him, throwing Skittles rapid-machine-gun-fire at the guy. Not a single one missed, because I had deadly accuracy. I then pulled my knees up to my chest to nurse my head,"Itai… mah head… 'Sori-kun, kiss it better!"
The redheaded puppet stared at me in horror and backed away,"Hell no!"
"But it HURTS!" I said.
"Deal with it, un." Deidara had apparently stopped his sugar high to drag his poor danna away. He did so, only stopping to scoop up a tub of Chocolate Death ice cream that Hidan had left on the floor.
"Where the fuck is Kakuzu?" Hidan yelled.
I heard a scream and instinctively pointed. There, indeed, was Kakuzu, pointing a water gun at a cashier,"GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY! And no one gets hurt…" he growled threateningly.
Hidan and I both snickered.
"ABBY-CHAN!"
"WHAT, TOBI-KUN?" I yelled back when he started spinning me and dancing in a circle. I ignored my sister's death glare. I'd deal with her later.
"LET'S HAVE A NERF GUN FIGHT!"
"I CAN SEE!"
All heads whipped over to Itachi, who was smirking slightly, and rubbing his eyes under a pair of… 60s style psychedelic sunglasses.
They were black with various peace signs on them and hanging off of them in funky colors and chains, and the lenses had swirls painted on them.
Kisame was the first one to break down.
"AHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHA! OH MY KAMI, ITACHI-SAN! AHAHAHAHA!"
I joined him, and soon enough the entire store (a.k.a. the Akatsuki, some cashiers, a few unlucky bystanders and us) was laughing.
The nearest sections of the floor was then set ablaze by Itachi's angry Amaterasu.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Holy shit, that was close." Karin muttered to me as we hid behind a stack of fallen Lucky Charms boxes.
Itachi, being able to see, had gone on a complete rampage. Some parts of the store still burned with his black flame. Kisame had finally managed to get him calmed down, and they were outside cooking with Zetsu. Heh, that sounds like a cooking show, Cooking With Zetsu.
"Hey, Deidara!"
"Yeah?"
"Can you please please please please PLEASE do this for me?" I handed him a water gun and gave him puppy dog eyes.
"What am I doing, un?"
"Go up to a lady and tell her the rooster is in the nest! And then squirt her with it and run away! I'll give you Pixie Stix!"
"Deal, un!" the blonde agreed instantly.
Deidara did just that and got hit with the lady's purse, but managed to get away, laughing his head off.
I was then dragged off by Hidan, who suddenly decided he liked my company, to have a re-match of DDR.
"What song?" I groaned.
"Speed Over Beethoven." he said.
A small crowd gathered around as we started to play.
"WOOO! GO, THAT GIRL!"
"YOU RULE, SILVER-HAIRED GUY!"
"HEY! PUT THAT BACK NOW!"
We ignored the guy yelling at us to put the DDR game back and I creamed Hidan, getting so many perfects it wasn't funny.
"FUCK NO!" he yelled, pouting.
"HAHA! I am ABBY! ABBY OF THE FUNK! NNCH NNCH NNCH, ABBY OF THE FUNK!" I sang.
"Abby, that's Gaara's title!"
"The Sand Jinchuuriki and Kazekage?" Pein asked, finally choosing to appear.
"Yup, that's him." Karin nodded. She suddenly gasped,"You haven't killed him yet, have you?"
"…No. We were going to send Deidara and Sasori out just before we appeared as kittens in your world."
"Oh."
"How do you know, that, anyway?" Pein asked, glaring all Rinnegan-y at Karin.
"Um… you're an anime character in my world, remember? The manga is much farther along, so I dunno how you got here when you're technically younger and at the beginning at Shippuden…" I started rambling for Karin.
Karin elbowed me,"Yeah, it's kinda weird."
"Well, then." there was an awkward silence as Konan joined us. She had origami EVERYWHERE.
"Abby, here's some origami." Konan handed me a flower.
I held it reverently, staring at the intricately folded paper flower that one of my favorite characters in the entire Narutoverse made me,"Oh. My. Jashin. THANK YOU SO MUCH, KONAN!" I yelled and hugged her.
She smiled at me and returned the hug.
"Can you put it in my hair?" I asked her with wide chibi eyes that even softened Pein a little bit. I could tell from the way he looked up abruptly at the smoke and chaos. Deidara was chasing Sasori with a baseball bat, "bwahahaha-ing". Poor Sasori looked rather harassed.
"Of course." Konan smiled at me, fastening the flower in my hair.
"Thank you!" I chirped again.
"Now, go along and destroy something." she said in a motherly tone.
I touched the flower, smiled widely and ran off.
"DE-STRUC-TION!" Hidan sang out. I laughed quietly when he bent over, showing a little crack. Except instead of hot Jashinist ass crack, it was black boxers with a little pink bunny.
I cracked up, pointing.
"What- oh, you little bitch!" Hidan shrieked, running at me.
I screamed and ran to hide amidst the pistachio ice cream.
WITH "COOKING WITH ZETSU"
Itachi flipped a steak. It sizzled nicely and he smiled at the nice brown-ness.
"A few more minutes, and then we can roast some marshmallows." Zetsu's white half said.
"Hai, Zetsu-san."
Silence for a few minutes.
"Zetsu-san, why don't you create a few clones and go inside?"
"Too… hectic in there. Chaos is awesome, but even we don't feel like it. Those girls are insane!"
"I suppose so, for taking in ten S-Ranked criminals."
"..even if we all were kittens then… yeah, we were kittens…"
"Hmph."
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