yo! i am soooooo exited!
this is the last chapter of roxass adventure!!!
after that...you know whos comin next...lol,ill keep that a suprise...so it going to be the end of roas and the CHOSEN keyblade wielders adventure is next...lol...I AM SO EXITED!!!soo yeah...
im just not sure if this chapter is going to be long...i mean...cuz im really exited!soo ill see if i can update two or three chapters...who nows...but for sure...im going to update twice!!!
oh,and agin i wanna make a shoutout to...drum roll please...UNKNOWN TWILIGHT!!! YAY!!! and also my cousin dark jaylenx!!! if it wasnt for that very person...i wouldnt be writing these stories...and i can see people like me taste...sooo,yeah...thats it...well here we go!
chapter 12,goodbye...roxas...(part 2)
roxas:damn it!...damn it damn it damn it!!!i need...to..kill!!!
roxas was REALLY MAD!!!
suddenly a door to another room opened...
roxas:there...thats were i need to go!!!
roxas ran up to that door and entered it...
there roxas saw a map...he picked it up...and it said...
"dear roxas...
you are a gay bitch...you can suck my penis because you are gay...and because you are gay,you will follow this maps directions...and will fight me,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck am i thinking? you will never make it because you are gay!HAHAHAHA,you will never get passed the three MASTERS OF FIGHTING!!! they are way to powerful for you!too powerful!!!
an you will get your vagina kicked,no wait,you dont have a vagina,cuz your gay!only people who arent gay have va jay jays!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!YOU PUSSY!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
yeah...you will never make it ALIVE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA,...HAA...
so yes...BUT if you do defeat them,which is like impossible!you will fight me and my army!!!
ok,i dont have an army...but...umm...thats cuz i dont need an army!!!!
yeah thats right,me no need army!!!
so yeah...come and try! MWAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PS.your gay
PSS. i like bananas
PSSS:who doesnt like bananas?
PSSS:im going to stop writing because im running out of paper...come or ill kill you!!!
roxas:what the fuck!
suddenly roxas found tape on the back of the map with another note on it
it said
PSSSS.i found more paper
PSSSSS:now to finish this conversation ill just say this...APPLE SAUCE!!!
the note ended...
roxas:ok again...what the...fuck!
roxas followed the map and entered the first room...
IN THE NEXT ROOM!
when roxas entered the room he saw the first...MASTER OF FIGHTING!
MASTER OF FIGHTING:oh hello,im chouzu!and i am going to kill you!!!
roxas:yeah fucking right!
roxas got his keyblade and was ready to fight!
roxas just ran to chouzu and striked him with the keyblade...
chouzu:hahahahaha you fight like a little girl!!!
roxas:fuck you!!!
roxas striked him again!
chouzu:you dont stand a chance
chouzus big belly protects him
roxas:hmmm...i know what to do!
roxas got a WHOLE pack of 50 rasberry pies and shoved them up his mouth
he shoved soo much...that chouzu couldnt move,he was so fat,he looked like an oversized basketball!!!
and his arms and legs were stuck in his skin!!!
roxas:hahaha!
chouzu:but...how...did you...know???
roxas:everybody loves pie!
everytime roxas poked the fat man...his fat would say woo!
roxas:poke..
fat:woo!
chouzu:why am i saying that when im not even opening my mouth!
roxas:your not,its just the wind going threw your fat...
roxas poked his fat again
roxas:poke
fat:woo!
roxas:hahaha
roxas left to the next room!
zel
IN THE NEXT ROOM!
???:who are you!
roxas:im roxas!im going to defeat you!!!
this time the person was a woman with GIGANTIC LIPS!!!
???:my name is shnitzel dudzel!!!
roxas:umm,ok big lips...
shnitzel dudzel:who dare you!!
roxas:whatever!!
roxas ran up to shnitzel dudzel and knew that her lips were the weakpoint...
roxas ran up to shnitzel dudzel and choped off here lips!!!
shnitzel dudzel:noooo,my beutiful lips!my beutiful beutiful lips!!!!
roxas:yep,your lips were UGLY!
roxas left to the LAST room
IN THE LAST ROOM
IN THE LAST ROOM...WAS A HIP HOP GANGSTA...
gangsta:yo,are you ready...to get served!!!!!
roxas:oh fuck you!your the one whos going to get served!!!
roxas and the gangsta were dancin!
at the end of the dance they got the audince to vote
audince:ROXAS!!!
roxas:yeah...and you know what that means...served,served,served!!!
the gangsta...got served
roxas left to axel...
roxas saw exel
roxas:...axel
axel:sooo,you do remeber...IM SO FLATTERED!!!
while axel was being...himself...he made a field of fire surrounding axel and roxas
axel:well your too late!!!
roxas:oh shit!!!
axel:prepare to fight!
roxas got his keyblade and ran up axel and tried to strike him!
axel:nice try roxas!but this should protect me!
axel summened a pile of flames that covered his body,therefore protecting him from attacks...
roxas striked axel...but the strike didnt work,instead the keyblade flew in the air and droped on the ground...
roxas:damn!
axel:ha!try all you want roxas!but you cant defeat me!
roxas:ill find one way to defeat you!
roxas picked up his keyblade and tried to strike axel again,but the keyblade flew in the air again!
roxas:noo
axel:now its my turn!
axel threw a ball of flame at roxas
axel:how did you like that!
it seemed roxas was badly burned!
roxas:i...i wont...give up!!!
roxas picked up his keyblade again and striked axel,the keyblade was going to fly in the air,but roxas tightend the grip on his hand on the keyblade,so hey still had the keyblade in his hand,
roxas:heres my chance!
roxas striked him twice!...it worked!!the attack worked!!!
roxas:thats it! i need to strike twice becuase the fire armor would get weak!!!
axel:damn!he found out my weakness!!!
roxas did that a few times...and axel was defeated...
roxas:take that!!!
axel:im not done yet!!!
axel summened even more ball of flames...and he turned into a fire monster!
roxas:oh...shit
axel:thats it roxas!!!im going to kill you!
roxas:how am i going to get through the flames!!!
???:hey...ill give you the power...to wield two...
roxas:huh!is...is my mind...talking to me...
???:im going to send...another keyblade!
roxas:huh...whoa...
suddenly the keyblade turned into one of the legendary keyblades...oathkeeper...and on his left hand was the legendary...oblivion...
roxas:sweet!
roxas jumped high in the air and aimed for axels eyes,those were the weakspots...
axel:so you already know where my weakspot is!well your not going to take me down easy!
axel breathed in deeply and breathed out a whole bunch of fire!
roxas:shit!
roxas was burned by the fire,he was bleeding all over his body!!!!
roxas:huff...damnt..i...t
roxas looked at his right and noticed that his cuts were healing
roxas:huh..my cuts...are...healing...
???:that is what you get...when you are the keyblade master...
roxas:sweet!
roxas:im going to make the final blow!
roxass keyblades started to glow...and then he jumped up...and striked...
axel:shit!he...he defeated me!!!
roxas:yeah!kiss my ass axel!!!
axels flame stopped...and he fell...like a retard...
axel:damn you...roxas...
roxas:fuck you!
axel died...in a dramatic fashion...
roxas:now...to go to diz...
roxas ran to the room diz was in...
IN THE HALLWAY...
roxas was walking in a hallway,suddenly he saw two pods...that had two cartoon character like people...
roxas:hey...thats...goofy...and...and thats donald...im going to save you guys!!!
roxas entered the door to where diz was...
IN THE FINAL ROOM
diz:soo,you made it...
roxas:yeah...now...fix my life!and leave namine alone!we were going to...you know...have it!
diz:roxas...you are not going to have it...with anyone...
roxas:huh...?
diz:come...fight me...
roxas got his keyblade and ran to diz...as soon as he was 2 feet away from him...he vanished...
roxas:what the fuck!
suddenly he saw a pod...
then...suddenly he had a flash back!
then...he remembered everything he needed to know...
roxas:hmph...soo..i guess..im gonna die now...
suddenly the pod opened...and you coudnt see the person in the pod because of smoke...
roxas:hmph...your lucky...sora...i guess...im gonna die a virgin...
roxas:goodbye...life...
well there goes my final chapter for roxas!!!
i hope you liked it!
oh and i do not own kingdom hearts!
DONT SUE ME!!!