Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel outside! *scratches at window*
Clemson: She really wants to chase that squirrel.
Squirrel!
Blowhole: I got it. *sprays me with a spray bottle of water* No. Bad girl! Down!
*growls and backs up*
Hans: Now onto the chapter!
Chapter 12: Hans and Clemson's Mission
Blowhole sighed as he paced around the lair. He didn't know what to do. This was his big 'little' sister, and he was the brother, so it was like his job to watch out for her. He knew that she was strong and thick headed at times, but it was her size that always clouded his judgment. She was so small, too small to survive and do something like make a journey to the North Pole. She's been all over the world but this was the first he actually cared that she might get hurt.
"What am I going to do?" He sighed.
He thought up a plan and smiled deviously. He grabbed a hold of his phone and called Hoboken.
"I need to talk to you to come over, we have something to discuss. I'm sending you on a mission and you might want to bring a friend."
Later he opened the door to see Hans and Clemson and showed them in. The puffin and lemur jumped onto the couch and sat down looking at him.
"What is this all about Dr. Mammal fish?" Hans asked.
"Yea, what's this all about?" Clemson echoed.
"I have a job for you two."
"Get information from the penguins?"
"No."
"Then what?"
"Pack your bags boys, you two are going to the North Pole and bringing Cartoongirl home."
"What?" Hans squawked.
"But we'll freeze," Clemson pointed out.
"Then bring a coat. You two will leave as soon as you can. Bring her back safely and alive. Mother will have a fit. I would suggest you both go now."
Hans looked ready to explode. Clemson nodded and took a hold of the puffin's wing.
"We'll start packing and get going." Clemson replied.
He pulled his lover out. Hans had started yelling and kicking the snow, clearing angry. Clemson just smiled lightly.
"I can't believe this! I am not going to the North Pole! I rather-!"
"Not want to spend time with me? Alone?" Clemson purred seductively, batting his eyes innocently. "Away from everyone. And you do know the colder it gets, the more we can cuddle up and bask in each other's warmth."
Hans smiled. He didn't think of it like that.
"We should get going," Hans smiled, grabbing his hand and pulling him back to Hoboken.
Hans and Clemson arrived back at Hoboken and started packing. Clemson was packing blankets, pillows, and thermos of hot chocolate. Hans was packing paper bags, medicine and got ready a sled ready for them to ride in. He had brought several CDs and a radio. Rhonda was watching him go back and forth as he stuffed his things in his bag.
"Why are you packing?" she demanded.
"Dr. Mammal Fish is sending me and Clemy on a mission."
"To where?"
"The North Pole."
"Right… have fun freezing to death."
"I'm not going to freeze to death!" he snapped as she left.
He rolled his eyes as he finished loading the items in the sled. Clemson walked out with two large insulated coats and threw them into the sled. He jumped in and pulled the blanket around him, waiting for Hans to get in. He climbed in, starting the motor of the sled and the started peeling out.
"Yay!" Clemson cheered.
"Wanna sing a song?" Hans asked.
"Yea!" Clemson replied.
"Oh dashing through the snow, next to my baby," Hans started.
"Singing Christmas songs, loving you maybe,"
"Cuddling with you,"
"Until we turn to blue,"
"Now we're on a secret mission too!"
"Oh Jingle Bells, Skipper smells, Kowalski laid an egg! Rico blows and Private sews, and the villains got a way! Hey!" they sang as they sled their way to Canada.
*scratching at window again* Squirrel, squirrel!
Savio: She's doing it again.
Clemson: Just let her out so she can chase it.
Hans: *opens door*
*runs out* Get the squirrel!
Blowhole: *shakes head* *turns to readers* Please review.