As the coach drove away Tom smiled at Chardonnay-Alesha who was doing her lipstick. The coach trip was beginning to get boring and Nancy couldn't take the boringness anymore, she was falling asleep due to how bored she was. She turned around and spoke up.
"I never thought I'd say this but Chardonnay-Alesha make us all laugh", Nancy said.
"Today on the big brother coach. Mrs Osborne is so bored she's resorted to telling the naughtiest school girl to cheer her up. Meanwhile the whole coach wonder why Shaniqua still hasn't found a way to dress herself, which is why she looks like a prostitute. Mr McQueen is reading the book just he has no interest in it what so ever. Mr Loveday is wondering why he agreed to come on the school trip when he could be having some fun at home", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
"I do not look like a prostitute", Shaniqua replied.
"Yeah you do, the whole school can see your bra and your knickers in that skirt", Chardonnay-Alesha replied.
"Chardonnay-Alesha do some of your stand up routines", John Paul replied.
"Now that's a little hard, I'm sitting down on a coach", Chardonnay-Alesha replied.
The whole coach including the driver started to laugh. The whole class just turned to look at Chardonnay-Alesha to wait for the next hilarious thing she was going to come out with. She smiled at her class mates and started her act.
"I was at Disneyland with my family and due to Crystal we managed to get fast lane passes for all the rides and could get to the front of all the queues. My younger sister Courtney looks up at Crystal and says Crystal we are so lucky your autistic. You can't take that girl anywhere", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
The class started laughing as Chardonnay-Alesha went on to her next joke.
"My granddad bless his soul once really annoyed be and he called me the chav of the century. Me being me looked at him and said well at least people don't look at me and think why has that girl got an egg for a head, crack on", Chardonnay-Alesha replied.
The class started laughing.
"Peter Andre...don't get me wrong I love the guy but his only had one hit which is mysterious girl. Imagine if he made a perfume and named it mysteries. Like I'd by the perfume and Peri would be like ew whats that smell and I'd just say its mysterious. See it just wouldn't work", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
Class laughs.
"I was with my granddad and we were doing some magic painting and he realised it was a lady on his painting. He put some more water on his brush and then realised she had clothes on. His response was excellent. She's got clothes on. He said that so shocked so my nan asks well what did you expect, he said naked would have been nice", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
Class laughs.
"I was in science at my old school and we were doing an experiment. I had the tongs and were carefully burning the metal inside the tiny tin bowl. All of a sudden I had dropped the tin bowl into the boiling water. The teacher came over took it out and asked me what I thought of my experiment which was burnt. I replied well done", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
Class laughs.
"I was at home sleeping when all of a sudden I herd a noise. I picked up the first thing I could find which was a saucepan and went down downstairs. I hid behind the sofa and all of a sudden a torch shone across me. I got up and started waving the saucepan around. One of the men he turns on the light and asks what I'm doing. I said I was practicing for my tennis tournament with a saucepan. The guy then showed me how to hold the racket properly. He soon left and I was still standing there playing invisible tennis", Chardonnay-Alesha replied.
Class laughs.
"You have been watching well listening to Chardonnay-Alesha Mercedes Angel McQueen, goodbye", Chardonnay-Alesha said.
The whole coach started clapping.