Pairing(s): No particular pairings.
Kondo, Kagura, Shinpachi and Hijikata all sat around one table, with Gintoki, of course. Everyone was restless, but Gintoki just tapped his feet in rhythm impatiently. "So." He began. "What's going on?" Gintoki didn't have time to waste with this crap, his show was going to be on at 5:00 pm.
"Well." Hijikata removed the cigarette from his mouth and blew the smoke towards the ceiling. "Yamazaki saw it." Gintoki scrunched his eyes. "What's it? How am I supposed to know what it means, huh! Read the air, Toushi!"
"Don't call me Toushi!" Hijikata stood up abruptly but silently went back into his seat.
Gintoki raised his feet to the table top. "Spit it out!" Kagura looked over to Shinpachi. "..Gin-san. We never knew you were that type of guy." He said with a sigh as he shook his head. "Huh?"
"The picture..Yamazaki-san saw it.."
"What picture?" Gintoki didn't recall any picture with him in it. They all shook their heads. "Idiot son!" Kagura dug her head into her hands. "You can change, come back to us. Apologize to Pappy."
"Just what are you guys talking about?"
"..." The room was silent until Kondo suddenly rose. "YAMAZAKI SAW THE PICTURE OF YOU AND OUR SOUGO LOCKING LIPS!" Kondo yelled, tears flowing. Gintoki placed his hand on his head and thought of the idea as absurd. Birthday.. Not Birthday.. Mayonnaise.. Gintoki gasped. "Gorilla! Wh-!" Gintoki calmed.
"Gorilla. What are you talking about? What picture? What lips? What are you talking about, eh!" Gintoki's voice was at a higher pitch than before. Kagura dashed out of the room as Shinpachi ran after her. Hijikata sighed. "You really disappointed them. I, too, never knew you swung that way." Gintoki stomped on the table and grabbed Hijikata by his collar. All in time for Sougo to arrive and observe what was going on.
Gintoki threw Hijikata at him. "OI! YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THAT!" Sougo struggled to push Hijikata off of him. "Ah."
"Not 'Ah'! Answer me!" Gintoki put one foot on Sougo's stomach. "Ah, Gi-Danna, if you're that close, you'll embarrass me." Sougo said obnoxiously loud. Gintoki lodged Sougo's head into the wooden floor and turned around to see both Kondo and Hijikata shocked out of their minds. "What, guys? He was just kidding, right, Souichirou-kun?" Sougo brushed particles of wood off of his hair and clothes. "It's Sougo." Gintoki looked at Sougo, stunned.
'Okita-kun, answer the question.' Gintoki smiled awkwardly.
Sougo raised an eyebrow. 'Danna, do you really want to know the answer to your question?' He answered playfully. Hijikata and Kondo both looked at eachother as the two men continued their silent conversation. They weren't sure who was right or wrong anymore. Hijikata was just about to leave the room when he had bumped into someone.
"Yamazaki!" Hijikata exclaimed. Hijikata realized what was going on when he saw that both Kagura and Shinpachi followed behind him. They all paused, and in a matter of minutes, everyone was seated again.
"Hijikata-san-" Kagura raised a hand to Yamazaki's face and frowned. She got up to kick Sougo in the stomach. What all caught their attention after he had fallen was the small black item on the floor that was cracked open. Shinpachi bent over to pick it up and shortly after fainted, followed by the rest. The item was Sougo's cellphone, with, of course, the same background as before.
Gintoki sighed and thought about how he was going to clear up this troublesome mess.
Sougo moved closer to his face, which caught Gintoki's attention and whispered. "Gi-" Sougo frowned. "Call me 'Sougo'."
Sadly, Gintoki suffered the same fate as the rest. While Sougo carried Gintoki out of the room, he didn't bother with the rest.