Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
Naraku: "Dear Diary, I wish I was with darling Kurama. He has the nicest hair of all time and he's so sexy…"
Sesshomaru: Did she really write that?
Naraku: Duh! I'm reading from her diary, right?
Kagome: I didn't know she kept a diary.
Ladyasile: I don't. Unlike most people I keep my thoughts were no one will be able to blackmail me with them! So I know that's not my diary.
Naraku: You didn't have to ruin the fun, you know!
Ladyasile: If only I had the Death Note… Anyways, I'd rather write down other things than that, but the world doesn't need to know.
Sesshomaru: I never believed a single word that came from Naraku's mouth.
Kagome: Neither did I.
Ladyasile: A likely story…
Naraku: Ha! She didn't believe you!
Ladyasile: I wonder how you castrate a demon…
Naraku: I'll shut up now.
Inuyasha: So, how'd the last chapter go??
Ladyasile: Pretty good. Thank you again Kittyb78 for that!
Rin: Shouldn't we get to the questions? There are a lot of them, you know…
Jakotsu: On with the questions! The first are from Elctromagnetic Powers Rule!
It's quite alright if somethin's off, nobody's perfect! :)
LOL Love you too Sessy!
Grant me one wish, huh? I wish to be able to go through the well to meet and be able to hang out with you, Sesshomaru!
Yep, it looks like you might Bankotsu! :D But he's on the good side! Maybe your reincarnation was given a, well, a third chance?, to save people instead of killing them. But you're still cool, so it's all good! Ryo's still in Japan, you just have to travel into the future.
You're welcome Ladyasile! O, cool! Thanks! Hugs plushie
Sweet! They can ask me questions! :D
Lady, you're still so cool! Yay! :D
Sesshomaru: Consider it done.
Inuyasha: Nothing happened… Are you sure you can grant wishes?
Sesshomaru: I never said now… I'll wait until I leave this wretched place and go back home.
Ladyasile: Thank you for the first comment! Sesshomaru just butted in before I could speak.
Bankotsu: You know, somehow I doubt I got reincarnated, but… I'll travel to the future and find my relative!
Ladyasile: You're very welcomed for that! YAY! I'm cool! Take that Naraku!
Naraku: Since when do I care about being cool? -Sobs- I don't care!
Ladyasile: I was just… joking…
Inuyasha: I didn't know he cared.
Ladyasile: I'm sorry Naraku…
Naraku: Ha! I rock at acting! I made you believe that! -Sticks tongue out-
Shippo: The next questions are from Chaseha-Wing!
OMG I killed Naraku...swet, ahem! ANyways, I won't mind being asked, tis ok with me.
...what should I ask?... mm, I guess the first thing is what's the big deal about 10 chapters... it can't be that exciting and... Inuyasha-kun, Kouga-kun, Seshy-kun and Jakotsu-kun, what's your favourite types of chips. Oh and if you had to date someone out of the group I just mentioned, who would you choose to date guys? (only the ones I've already mentioned can answer this, so go away Jaen)
Ladyasile: Well, the 10th chapter is just a big deal since… It marks how long you've kept the thing going. I was originally going to stop at 5 chapters, but I kept going. It means a lot.
Inuyasha: If you've seen the show or read the manga, then you must know!
Ladyasile: Be nice, you jerk!
Kouga: Hm… Just plain ones, I guess.
Sesshomaru: Any that are spicy flavored.
Jakotsu: Hm… What does Inuyasha like again? What he said.
Sesshomaru: You must be joking… Pick someone from this lot?
Inuyasha: I pick Sesshomaru.
Ladyasile: … Why?
Inuyasha: He has to be nice to me or else he'll get yelled at, that's why!
Sesshomaru: Bastard… I'll go with the real gay man here. His views are somewhat interesting.
Jakotsu: Inuyasha! Inuyasha all the way! Inuyasha!
Kouga: I'd rather shoot myself, but I'll go with Sesshomaru.
Ladyasile: I think they're scarred for life…
Inuyasha: Who's next?
Jaken: Up next is Silverwing X Moonrise!
glad u lik Mohawk! holds up an identical puppy this ish Mohawk's twin sissy May Belle! she mine :P
and i dont mind if u guys ask me any questions! i love ur fic!
Ladyasile: Aww, Mohawk is very happy to see May Belle! Oh yes, those questions are coming soon…
Sesshomaru: Next is Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy!
i've decided you're insane.
inuyasha...do you chase yourslef around in circles like other dogs? and Sesshomaru...do you smell bad when you get wet? miroku i still want your phone number!
Ladyasile: Considering that I have you many stalkers… Yes, I am insane. Glad you're still reading my GB fics though.
Inuyasha: I do no such thing! Oh, red! -Begins to chase himself around in circles-
Sesshomaru: Smell bad? Hell no! However, my little brother and his gang might!
Miroku: Fine, but Sango can't know, okay?
Sango: Hmm… If I were you, Miroku, I'd sleep with one eye open.
Miroku: … Up next is Kagome-Loves-Koga! Though we'll space them out, since it's too many.
can I PWEASE be in here?!(gives puppy-pout and bright purple chibi eyes)O!O!O! I totally LUV this fic!okay...CHICKEN BUTT! heheh...LOL!
Ladyasile: Of course. Anyone who wants to be in the fic can. Though you should know that I am immune to all cute and cuddly things. It's no wonder I love Severus Snape so much. Also the reason for loving the gore and blood in movies.
Sesshy: YOU'RE SMEXY!...can I... can I snuggle your fluffy? I'm a kitsune hanyou, so I can keep my scent from getting on it...okay? (gropes Sesshoumaru) ;D you can touch my tail too, if you wanna. (black fox tail swishes behind her)... so we're even, ya know?
Sesshomaru: … I was violated…
Inuyasha: You know… It's not like it hasn't happened before.
Sesshomaru: Valid point. Alright then, I'll touch your tail so we're even. And yes, I am sexy.
Bankotsu: O! UR SO HOT!(huggles, glomp) anyway, could you PLEASE lend me your sword? here, I'll only need Banryuu for five minutes!(gropes Bankotsu) ;D hehe... sorry. I'm a total hentai!
Bankotsu: I'll let you borrow Banryuu if you give me a lift to the future to meet my relative. Deal?
Miroku: PLEASE GO OUT WITH KAGOME! she's a priestess, ur a monk! not to mention she has a little secret...SHE'S A LECHER! heheheh, sorry Kagome.(gropes Miroku) if you grope me back, I will PERSONALLY get my sword Tuitetseiga after you. (puts hand on hilt)
Miroku: After promising to give my phone number away… I don't think I'll do anything to you since Sango might kill me. Kagome is a lecher? I always suspected… I knew it!
Kagome: What?! I'm not!
Inuyasha: Explains the touching of the ears.
Inuyasha: OH! INU-KUN! (glomps/gropes Inuyasha) heheh... anyway, Q!Q! have you done...IT...With the clay pot Biotch of Japan? If you have, I will SERIOUSLY have some mental scarring...no sanity left to lose...(shrugs) sorry. erm...(gropes Inu's ears) HA! and you can't even TOUCH my black fox ears!(ears twitch in victory)
Inuyasha: Why does everyone touch my ears? Touch your own people! But mine are cute, huh? Done what with clay pot?? Help plant? Yep! I helped save trees!
Shippo: Since you helped destroy a lot!
Inuyasha: Shut it!
Kagome: girl! I dare you to try to become a Lecher like Miroku! actually, AREN'T you a lech?! go and make out with Miroku, or go out on a date. p.s: IF he gropes you, USE A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER! MWUAHAHAHAHA-coughcouhg-HAHAHAHA!-cough- anyway, then you can go out with Bankotsu...or Seshoumaru! XD haha... sesshy IS NOT allowed to kill you! here's a cookie! (gives cookie) I don't get how people can hate you...
Kagome: Aw, you're so nice! Well, except that I'm not a lecher.
Inuyasha: You are!
Kagome: I'm ignoring you, Inuyasha! Anyways, thanks. Though I don't think I want to go out with Bankotsu or Sesshomaru. And there's a real good reason why.
Kikiyo:(deathglares) I Friggin' HATE You.(smashes her with an over-large frying pan) there. meet Mr.Pan.(smirks)go back to hell, ALONE. I know she'll be back, though... I've killed her at least fifteen times! (Kikiyo springs up from dust) see! see! grr...(takes Banryuu and smashes Kikiyo again)WHY!? WHY WON'T THE EVIL UNDEAD MIKO DIE!?(she pops up again)dang it all!(throws cookie so it hits her in the head and makes thumping noise) heh...
Kikyo: Why do you hate so much?
Bankotsu: I thought we had a deal!
Ladyasile: Anyone besides me think we should change the rating to M?
Kouga: would you just STOP pestering Kagome?! she doesn't like you in THAT way! let. her. go! anyway, I don't believe you should marry Ayame? ya know why? it's because she's a PRINCESS! she can get whoever she wants! oh, and I luv the pairing of you and kaggie, but sorry!(gropes Kouga) hey...(face turns pale) do you even WEAR underwear!? O.O
Ayame: We should get married Koga!
Koga: I do wear underwear. The not wearing it part is just for the series!
Naraku:...O.O AGH! SPIDER DUDE! SPIDER DUDE! I hate spiders, MAN! (throws kunai and shuriken and senbon at him) there. dodge that. if you don't, they are poisoned, and you willstay unconsious for tee chappies, demon or not!...(evil smirk) and only I know the antidote! nyanya! ;P besides, it WON'T KILL YOU! jeeze. ask the author if you have no idea what they are...let's just say, very sharp pointy things, until ya ask her, ne?
Naraku: Kunai, shuriken, and senbon… I so can dodge them if it's one of each.
Ladyasile: You sound so confident.
Naraku: I doubt I can get kill with petty attacks with tiny weapons dipped in poison.
Ladyasile: Not when I defeated you in the Naruto game! Wow, there's another person that doesn't like spiders. See, Naraku, you just made people be more afraid of them! Still, I think they're cool.
Sesshomaru: That's because you read books that portray them like that.
Ladyasile: I'm a bookworm, so what? It helps to know more than most people I know.
Inuyasha: She's right. That's why I make you read to me, Sesshomaru!
Shippo and Rin: AW! you're SOO KAWAII!...hehe, sorry! oh, here(gives giant caramel apples and pepsi) get hyper. go harass Jaken. (grins, showing fangs)
Shippo: Thanks! Don't worry, he'll get harassed by me! MWUAHAHA!
Rin: I don't know if I can harass him, but thank you.
Jaken: little toad-imp-swamp-thingie! EEKK! sorry... oh, my my...(face pales) I just remembered some fanfics of you and fluffy-sama over there...XP(goes to barf in toilet)
Jaken: What were they about?
Sesshomaru: … Be quiet, Jaken!
Ladyasile: Ah, those fan fictions… I remember them…
Sesshomaru: You're a jerk, you know that?
Ladyasile: I don't treat people like trash, so there!
Jankotsu: KEWL! 8D wait... are you a female, or a male? you SOUND like a female, and you LOOK like a female... but I can't smell which one you are!(covers ears with hands) NO! DON'T CUT OFF MEH EARS!
Jakotsu: Why must everyone ask me that? I'm a male! Don't worry, I'm just interested in the decapitating the heads of beautiful MALES!
Kagome: You're s scary at times, you know?
Inuyasha: And insane!
Ladyasile: And cool!
Naraku: You're obviously misguided, huh?
I vote for Inu to be Bi. XD some of the fics where he's with another dude are just plain HAWT.but Kag/Inu? I barf at some of it.
Inuyasha: Finally someone agrees with me!
Ladyasile: I think others said that too.
Inuyasha: Whatever.
everyone: okay, if you were to do...IT...with another person of your gender, and fall in love with them, who would it be?
Everyone: Do we have to?
Ladyasile: Fine, we'll draw names from a hat! Darn cowards.
-Draws 3 names-
Ladyasile: Miroku, Naraku, and Kagura.
Miroku: Jakotsu… He does look like a female.
Naraku: Sesshomaru, he's more closer to my type.
Kagura: Do I have to?
Ladyasile: Unless you want to go into the closet…
Kagura: … I pick… Sango.
Sango: … Well, I'm… Flattered?
Sango: yo! how's my demon-slaying friend? sorry if you can't remember me... just kinda remember one of the kitsune problems you had to help deal with, you probably killed my family... but all is forgiven. I don't hold grudges against someone as awesome as you! besides, since I was hanyou, I was already on my way out!
Sango: Aw, I'm sorry too. You sound like an amazing person to know. I hope I remember you soon. Though I do apologize for your family.
okay... If I get in here, call me K.L.K, alright? this IS an OC I use for chats... gomen-nasai for any confusions.
Ladyasile: Not a problem.
OH! here:(gives puppy food) here, you'll need it.
(smacks hojo with a rolled up newspaper) bad Hojo! BAD Hojo! leave Kagome alone! she is dealing with a bunch of crap right now!
Ladyasile: Thank you for the puppy food! It's very kind of you, and Mohawk says thanks too!
Hojo: Alright, I'll leave her alone! Please don't hit me anymore.
XD luv it so far, Ja Ne, K.L.K
(Inuyasha IS kinda a Baka sometimes... isn't he?)
Ladyasile: Heh, he is.
Inuyasha: What? What are you talking about?
Ladyasile: Nothing, Inuyasha… Go chase the butterflies in your mind.
Inuyasha: And just when I thought you couldn't get weirder.
crap! can someone help me re-braid my red hair? I just sat on it and pulled it out...took me a LONG time on it too... it's as long as Bankotsu's!
oh! luv ya, Miroku, Sesshy, Bankotsu, Inuyasha, and Kouga!
Ladyasile: Perhaps Bankotsu can help. He does braid his own hair. Wow, my hair's long too! But not that long.
Miroku: I'd say something, but Sango…
Bankotsu: Heh, the ladies love me.
Inuyasha: Candy??
Koga: … You're not going to ask me to marry you, are you?
Sesshomaru: I can't love… Yet.
Bankotsu: Well, Kittyb78's comment will bring us to the next segment.
huggles anytime hon:D Fire away with the q's:D
Ladyasile: huggles back Alright, people, here are the questions. The following people stated specifically that they wanted to be asked questions when they posted their reviews. I thank you all for that! As you might not know, the cast of Inuyasha is very curious about their fans. So, this is a little thing for them to know about you all!
Jakotsu: All of you were asked the same questions since we all wanted to know what your responses would be. So, the first one up is… Chaseha-Wing!
1. Who is your absolute favorite character from the series?
which series, yyh or Inuyasha? Oh well, I'll answer both; Kurama and
Inuyasha.
Ladyasile: We both have the same favorite for YYH! Awesome!
Sesshomaru: Why Inuyasha?? Why not… me?
Inuyasha: Woo-hoo!
2. How good are you at math?
A got a 72 in prinicples math, which means I'm pretty good.
Kagome: If you didn't hate me, I'd ask you to help me.
Sango: Amazing, you're pretty good!
Jaken: It is… Very impressive.
3. What are your top three best skills?
reading, writing, and sports
Inuyasha: We should play catch!
Bankotsu: Sports, huh? Are you willing to go up against me in any sport?
Sesshomaru: At least you know that reading is important.
Naraku: … What do you write?
4. Candy or cake?
depends on the cake
Naraku: CAKE! FEED ME!
Ladyasile: If I can stand temptation, then you should too!
Naraku: Idiot! What do you know of the fine art of cakes!
Ladyasile: … Should I even respond to that?
5. What do you think about Naraku?
He can die in a pit of acid slowly for all I cared. Give him the most painful
death imaginal, and then shove a bat up his ass if he still has 1.
Naraku: … I feel so unloved… I'm going to be in the emo corner if anyone needs me….
6. Where would you want to go if you had to move?
I have no clue! Probally Ireland, or matbe some place in Canada.
Ladyasile: Ireland… I wish I had a friend there…
Bankotsu: Why?
Ladyasile: Well, I want a friend in every country!
Bankotsu: Anyone ever tell you you're demented?
Ladyasile: Next response to our questions is from my good buddy Kittyb78!
1. Who is your absolute favorite character from the series? BANKOTSU of
course:D
Bankotsu: I feel so loved. Thanks, babe! Come back soon!
Sesshomaru: It's better than Inuyasha.
2. How good are you at math? pretty good actually
Kagome: Then would you please help me?
Jakotsu: So, what's math?
Bankotsu: You know what it is!
Jakotsu: I do?
Bankotsu: You used to teach it!
Jakotsu: You know what, Bankotsu? I think you're confused.
3. What are your top three best skills? Reading, cooking, and cleaning:P
Sango: Very awesome skills.
Miroku: Yes… Very nice…
Inuyasha: Maybe you can help Sesshomaru clean his room. It's so messy!
Sesshomaru: That was your room, baka!
4. Candy or cake? depends
Naraku: Can I have cake when you don't want it?
Ladyasile: It must be obvious who suggested this question by now.
5. What do you think about Naraku? I think he's a mean guy
Naraku: … Emo corner…
6. Where would you want to go if you had to move? Aulstralia
Ladyasile: Cool! I want to visit there too!
Bankotsu: We should all go there when we have the chance in this show.
Ladyasile: … I'm not paying.
Bankotsu: You're so stingy when it comes to money.
Ladyasile: With our economy, of course I am!
Miroku: The next set of responses are from Silverwing X Moonrise!
1. Rin
Rin: No one's ever said that! Thank you!
Shippo: Nice choice.
Sesshomaru: Why not me?
Kagome: Rin is an awesome person to know. You made a great decision in picking her!
2. Im top in my class :D
Ladyasile: Congratulations!
Naraku: They just keep getting smarter and smarter, don't they?
Jakotsu: Perfect, you can explain to Bankotsu that I don't know math. Please?
3. Babysitting, Running, Math
Naraku: Why running? Was someone chasing you?
Ayame: Wow, that's a lot of impressive qualities! Hm, when Koga and I have kids, would you be interested in babysitting them?
Koga: WHAT?!
4. Candy
Ladyasile: CANDY! Oh, right, I'm suppose to be semi-sane.
Naraku: Not that you ever are.
5. weird guy with mostly GIRL incarnations
Naraku: What the…
Ladyasile: Heh, it's what I thought too!
Inuyasha: Me too!
Sesshomaru: I bet we all thought that.
Jakotsu: Even me.
6. Garden House Apartments; Mesquite, Texas :D
Ladyasile: … That's…
Naraku: Big shock… It happens to be near the idiot's location.
Ladyasile: Shush! No one must know… I can't let them know where I live…
Inuyasha: It's not a secret…
Ladyasile: Sorry, but my senses are as sharp as Snape's… Somewhat.
Naraku: Poor you. Someone should put you out of your misery.
Sesshomaru: If you kill her, then this won't go on… And you will get no more cakes.
Naraku: Ugh! Why does everyone not let me do what I want?!
Bankotsu: Has Naraku even had any cakes?
Everyone: …
Naraku: Hey, he's--
Ladyasile: Next person up is Elctromagnetic Powers Rule!
1. Well, I like both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru the most, but I guess Sesshomaru
would be my first choice of my absolute fav.
Sesshomaru: HA! I win! There is justice in this world!
Inuyasha: Whatever, I was close too!
2. I suck at math! But when people who know that I like Star Trek: TNG and
Star Trek Enterprise, they would quickly think that I'm good at it just
because I like sci fi shows. They even think that I'm good with computers,
which I'm not all that much, but oh well! I wish I were good at math!
Ladyasile: Another fan of the show!
Naraku: What show is that?
Ladyasile: I really don't know, but one of my friends is a huge fan of Star Trek… I just don't know anything… Except the captain's name… One of them.
Naraku: Loser!
3. My top three best skills would have to be: Writing, horseback riding, and
acting.
Bankotsu: Ah, let's go horseback riding!! I want to!
Naraku: Acting? Very interesting.
Ladyasile: You have great talents then!
Naraku: Why? Because you can't write?
Ladyasile: Naraku… I can hurt you… So bad that you will wish your death were sooner…
Naraku: You're a puny human…
Ladyasile: … Jerk! However, acting is awesome! Though I never liked being in front of a crowd.
4. It depends on what kind of candy, so I guess I'll say cake as long as it
doesn't have fruit in it and isn't cheesecake.
Naraku: Can I have the ones you don't want? Please?
Sesshomaru: I would also like the ones you would not like.
Ladyasile: Guys, you might want to stop bothering the reviewers!
5. Well, all I can say about Naraku is, he's cute. That's about it on him,
though.
Naraku: YES! Someone loves me! YAY!
Bankotsu: Maybe he'll be less of a jerk now.
-Naraku sneaks up behind Bankotsu and lowers Bankotsu's pants to his ankles-
Bankotsu: Naraku! You're dead!
6. I wouldn't mind moving to California, but only to hopefully I nice spot
where fires don't really hit! I so don't ever want to be caught in one!
Ladyasile: I feel so bad for all the people there. Not to mention for the land and animals as well.
Kikyo: Very good for you.
Miroku: I wish I lived there too…
Sango: Better not be for what I think it might be.
Miroku No, not that! I was just…
Sango: Miroku, you better start running now!
Ladyasile: As usual they're all trying to kill each other… Thank you for participating and for reviewing. If you would loved to be asked questions again, then by all means, do it. We all appreciate your feedback. Thank you! Oh, and if you would like to know the personal responses from specific characters, then feel free to direct your responses to them.
Bankotsu: Everyone run! Naraku got hold of my sword!
Naraku: MWUHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME!