DERP!

Dear Fanfiction,

Now, I'm all for creativity, but this is quite ridiculous.

First of all, I'm not just some rambling loony. Sure, I enjoy facts of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...but who doesn't? Anyhow, this isn't the only things I talk about.

Secondly, why am I...non-existant? In stories which aren't about me...I'm never there. It is rather annoying.

Lastly, I do not enjoy being...what's it called...shipped with a bunch of people. I mean, Neville? He's sweet, but painfully normal. Ginny? You people are odd. More odd than me. And Malfoy? Never really spoke to him. Ever.

There are countless others, both those are the three I simply can't stand.

Have you all got Wrackspurts in your head?

Sincerely,

Luna Lovegood

P.S. Now I have to go and make sure there aren't any Luna/Umbridge stories...

Thanks littlegoldengirl for the amazing ending!

Well, I'm back! AND SEXEHIER THEN EVAH!

TEEHEE!

Sorry Luna is a bit OOC. But hey, what can ya do?

Next: Um...Neville Longbottom? Sure.

Hugs and PONIES,

~Gen