232c.) Fairies Aren't Gay
Genera: Humor, Parody
Main Characters: Soifon, Suzumebachi
Rating: T
Suzumebachi was flying around Soul Society with two signs. The first read, "Faeries Aren't Gay." The second read, "Just Because A Guy Is Pretty, Doesn't Mean They Are Gay."
"You!" Soifon suddenly caught up with her. "I suddenly have a bunch of guys asking me out on a date!"
"Is that really a bad thing?" the pixie like creature asked.
"You are thinking of rebelling against me again?" Soifon pointed at the signs.
"Oh… these… they're about Metrosexualism," Suzumebachi commented. "You know, some people believe that fairies are only female, and that a male with wings not only would look gay, but would be that way too?"
"Ehh?"
"Just because a guy is feministic, doesn't mean they're gay, and they say if there were guy faeries with wings, they'd be gay."
"O.K. … never mind," Soifon turned away, deciding she really didn't want to know and walked away.
Author's note – On Neopets, there are no male ones, and I've had some interesting discussions about it. Also, not saying Yumichika isn't gay, but he isn't necessarily gay either. Hope I got that big work right…