TCI EP11: Blinded Date with Destiny
Chris: This challenge is to camp out in the woods.
Harold: Didn't we do that before?
Chris: Yes, but no chit-chat, ok? Oh, and there will be bears. Okay, let's hut-hut! (The campers go out in the woods)
(Grips)
Phineas: Did Chris say there were bears out?
Ferb: Yes.
Nikki: The bears might be hibernating out here.
Owen: Wouldn't it be funny if we made bear sounds and then they came? (Laughs) RAAA!!!!! I'm a bear!!
Jen: AAAH!! (Runs off)
Phineas: Hey! Wait! (The rest of the Grips run after Jen)
(Gaffers)
Geoff: Chris said we need to find the food in the woods.
Ben: I don't see any food, all I see is trees… and moss. (Bridgette looks at Ben funny)
(In confessional)
Bridgette: I won't forget when Peter raped me! Geoff will be sooo jealous!
(Back to the Gaffers)
Bridgette: (Shudders)
DJ: What's wrong, Bridgette?
Bridgette: Ok, if I tell you, do you promise not to tell anybody else?
DJ: Ok, then, I guess.
Bridgette: Well, a few days ago, Peter sorta… (Cut to where Peter stuffed his finger up Bridgette's ass) …raped me. (DJ then barfed)
Geoff: What was that?!
Bridgette: Nothing!
DJ: Ugh…
Brian: Whose leg should I hump to get a dry martini over here? (Harold raises his hand)
(In confessional)
Harold: I didn't mean to raise my hand. Gosh!
(Back to the gaffers)
Jude: Dudes? Seriously, we've been walkin' for 5 minutes. Let's set up the tent right here.
Chowder: I'm cool but I miss Mung and Truffles.
Jude: It's okay, little dude.
(Grips)
(The grips already set up camp and is in line)
Kevin: He is so off the island.
Jen: Who is that? (Screen pans to Peter)
Kevin: Who do you think? He raped Bridgette!
Owen: But Peter is great at stuff.
Trent: Yeah! Who else is going to drink?
Bender: I will! (Kevin turns to the Grips)
Kevin: So?
Bender: So what?
Ferb: Yeah! (A growling is heard) I think I'm hungry. (A bear emerges from a bush)
Owen: Holy Lola!
All: (Except Kevin and the missing Bender) AAAAAH!!!!
The bear: (Roars)
Trent: AAAAAHHHH!!!
The bear: (Has Bender's voice) Hey, are you okay?
Trent: Uh, did the bear talk? (The bear grabs its head and takes it off. Bender is actually wearing a bear costume)
Owen: Whoa! I did not see that coming!
Bender: I'm sorry for scaring you guys, except Kevin.
(The next morning)
(At the bonfire)
Chris: I guess they're coming. (The Gaffers get there)
Ben: We won! (The gaffers cheered. The grips get there late)
Nikki: Ugh! They got here first! This is all your fault! (Pushes Kevin)
{Bonfire}
Chris: So blah blah blah, 6 marshmallows,
Peter,
Phineas,
Ferb,
Trent,
Jen,
and… Owen.
Nikki, Kevin and Bender, The BoL awaits.
(They 3 leave on the BoL)