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Meanwhile at Inu-Yasha and La shippo whom had dissapeared ever since chapter two...
Inu-yasha was at the village pub. He was bummed that Riza haden't become his wife. What was so bad about him? Nothing! He was perfect as could be! He was the most popular guy in town! And Riza was the most beautiful girl in town! They were meant for eachother! They were destined to get married!
" Hey Inuyasha! Don't be so down in the dumps! So what if Riza dumped you? There are pleanty of other fish in the sea! Like goldfish, and sunfish, and catfish, and tuna and salmon and shrimp and clams and oysters, of course they're kinda like clams aren't they? And minoes and guppies and seahorses and starfish and jellyfish and squids and octopuses and anchovies! But don't marry any anchovies, they don't taste good on pizza. They're too salty and slimy and bleah! Why, One time I tried some anchovies and-" La shippo said, but inuyasha grabbed him by the neck.
" I.dont.care.about.fish." he said sternly and dropped him. La shippo frowned. How was he supposed to cheer inuyasha up? He didn't want him in a bad mood, that's for sure. He remembered the last time inuyasha was in a bad mood. That...that wasn't fun. La shippo turned to the bartender.
" Another beer. " He said. The bartender nodded and filled a mug up with the stuff.
" Here Inuyasha. Have the answer to all problems! Alchohol! Just drown your miseries in this for a while and you'll feel just fine!" La shippo said enthusiastically. Inuyasha sighed and grabbed the beer. He drained it in one gulp. Impressive isn't it? Inuyasha clonked the mug down on the bar and sighed, still trying to figure out what was wrong with him.
La shippo frowned. Usually, it only took a little beer to make him stop acting so damn depressed. Then, something ignited in La shippos tiny brain. Time for a song!
La shippo cleared his throat and prepared to sing a familiar song.
"ooooh...
What is the multi liqour? what gets you druken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
Can't get enough of it!
BEER!
How we really love it!
BEER!
makes me think imma man!
I could kiss and hug it!
BEER!
But I'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Fill my belly up to heereee!
I could not refuse it, I could really use it,
Beer beer beer. Beer beer beer beer beer!
I can't remember how much I have had!
I drank a twelve pack! burp With my dad!
Thaaaaaat's my son the drunken manly stud! I'm proud to be his bud!
Here have some pretzels.
Noooo I'll call it quits! Those things give me the shlits!
Ahahaha!
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends!
Drink till you're faaaat, stomach, disdends.
Beeeeeer, is liquid bread . It's good for you! We like to fdrink till we spew!
EEWWW!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that! As we sing once more...
What is the multi liqour? What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
can't get enough of it!
BEER!
How we really love it!
BEER!
Makes me think imma man!
I could kiss and hug it!
BEER!
But i'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Fill my belly up to heeeerre!
Golly I adore it! Come on! Damn import it! Brew it for me! feed it to me! Speed it to me!
THE MOST WONDERUFL DRINK IN THE WORLD..
HOORAY! buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrp..."
Everyone sang. Ha, you thought only La shippo was singing didn't you? Well, he was. But eventually, everyone joined in. By the time the song was over, everyone was completly drunk. Even inuyasha. After all, who could resist beer? That's right nobody.
Inuyasha smiled. So what about Ol' what's her face? Ha ha...so what?...ha ha ha...beer...ha ha...
" I tell you La shippo...That was a good song!" Inuyasha mumbled to someone who was most certainly NOT La shippo. Inuyasha wiped his mouth on his sleeve. Ahhhh...beer...
Eventually though, everyone stopped being so damn drunk because drunk doesn't make good plot.
La shippo walked over to Inuyasha.
" Inuyasha, what are we gonna do about Riza?" He asked. Inuyasha smirked.
" La Shippo my friend I've been thinking,"
" A dangerous pastime."
" I know. But the cogs in my head have been turning you see and i've got us a plan."
La shippo frowned at the rthemic pattern of the conversation they just had. It could've been in a song. Hmmm...
" Now listen up. Ya know that old, loon, man Bill Cosby?"
" The crazy inventor?"
" That's him. You should know i've been thinking, about that crazy old loon."
La shippo sighed. What was WITH the rythemic patterns in their speech?
" I'm thinking that we should, go and hire my dear old sweet friend."
" the one working the asylum?"
" yeah, that's him. We should hire him to put crazy bill cosby in jail, and then Riza will come running." Inuyasha said.
La shippo sighed with relief. He had finally stopped talking in rythmic patterns.
Inuyasha whispered his plan into La shippos ear. La shippo nodded. It sounded resonable. nd logical...But was it even legal?
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So, did you like it? I bet you weren't expecting the beer song now here ya?.! Yeah! Oh, and by the way, if you wanna hear the song that was sung in this lovely chapter, go to youtube and search fma BEER orgazmogirl. Yup. Oh and reveiw reveiw reveiw!