Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Namine..."
Namine giggles shyly.
"Namine has 37 tattoos..."
"Well I do love art..." Namine started nervously, "but not so much on myself."
"One of them says 'I love you Roxas.'"
"Yeah...I don't have that...sorry..."
"Namine enjoys getting high off of markers."
"Huh?!"
"She's a sniffer."
"Only the scented ones, I swear!"
"She aspires to be a pole dancer when she grows up."
Namine blushes innocently.
"Her stage name is 'Graceful Barbie."
"Um yeah, that isn't..."
The Mysterious Voice kept going, thinking Namine was an "easy" target.
"Namine is really Kairi. She just dresses up like different characters for attention. She has a black wig to play Xion as well."
"No, I am..."
"WE WON'T STAND FOR THIS!" Suddenly, Kairi and Xion walk onto the stage and comfort Namine. "We'll make sure he doesn't bother you anymore." The girls walk backstage and a loud scream is heard.
"AHHHHHHH!"
The girls walk back onto the stage.
Kairi: "Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star. Well not really, but we're done here."
Xion: "Buh Bye!"
The three girls smile and wave as the camera backs away.
THE END.