Total Drama Return Episode 5 Part 1
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Katie was doodling in her notepad and giggling hysterically. Sadie walked over to her.
"Heya, bestie! Whatcha doing?" She said. Katie protectively held the notepad to her chest. Sadie gasped.
"Are you keeping a secret from me?" Gasped Sadie.
"Well, yes…but no. I am crushing on someone big time!" Said Katie, giggling.
"No! Who?" Gasped Sadie.
"Guess." Said Katie. Sadie sighed.
"Okay, so…Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Tyler, Brady and Owen are all taken…" Said Sadie. Katie nodded, to signal she was on the right track.
"Justin is crushing on Dawn…Harold's crushing on LeShawna…and Sierra would rip you in two if you liked Cody." Said Sadie.
"Right, right, and right." Said Katie.
"So that leaves…Zeke, Trent, Noah and Ale-hunk-dro." Said Sadie. She gasped.
"So please tell me it's not Alejandro?" She begged.
"Oh, of course I'm crushing on him, but that's only because he's soooo gorgeous. The guy I like is funny…smart…" Said Katie, swooning a little.
"So, that rules out Zeke. So it's either Trent or Noah. Is it…Trent?" Asked Sadie. Katie beamed, and shook her head. They both squealed.
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Dakota: Ok, hey guys! Dakota here! My whole plan with DJ worked, although he and Eva got together in the end. Oh well. Chris has an awesome challenge worked out today, and I recommended it! This will end sooooo well for drama.
The remaining twenty-four campers gathered in the mess hall. Chris walked out, grinning.
"Hello, campers! I hope you're ready for today's challenge, because it's going to induce a lot of drama!" Said Chris, grinning like anything.
"This can't be good." Said Noah.
"Anyways, so this is how it'll work. Each girl will be assigned a boyfriend, who they will take to the Camp Wawanakwa prom." Said Chris. Gwen spat out her coffee.
"Prom? Goth girl? Uh, no!" Shouted Gwen.
"Don't worry babe, I'll take you to the prom." Smirked Duncan.
"No, Duncan. You will be paired with a girl from another team." Said Chris. Duncan groaned.
"Now, this is how the challenge will work. The first part is the fashion parade." Said Chris.
"This will NOT end well for me." Seethed Gwen.
"Each pair will dress up as nicely as they can. Then, Chef and I will judge who has the nicest outfits." Said Chris.
"Girls." Coughed Alejandro. Chris ignored him.
"The team with the snazziest outfit gets a major advantage in the next challenge, which is…The Red Carpet of Shame!" Said Chris.
"Each male will have to carry the female down the red carpet, and then, here's the kicker; you have to kiss them!" Said Chris. Everyone groaned.
"Once you do all this, you are allowed into the prom room. If one person refuses to kiss the other, they are out. The teams that go into the prom room will then share a sweet, emotion felt slow dance. The teams with the best slow dances will win, while the team with the worst slow-dance must face off in a tie-breaker." Said Chris.
"Now, it's people on different teams, so the worst slow-dancers must face off in a tie breaker. The person who wins the tie breaker, their team will be safe from elimination, while the person who loses' team is going to elimination. So, good luck." Said Chris.
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Gwen: I will hate this challenge.
Noah: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually want to go to the dance with someone special…Gah! Chris, I demand you to erase that!
"Alright, now the process in choosing the pairs is going to be completely random." Said Chris. Everyone nodded.
"Alright, so the first pair is…" Said Chris. Everyone waited for the big moment.
"Trent and Heather! Ooh, that can only provoke drama!" Said Chris. Trent looked downright crestfallen.
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Trent: I've already had to kiss Heather before, and it didn't work out for me. I don't want to kiss her again!
"The second pair is…" Said Chris, shuffling the names in the hat around.
"Wow. Did not expect that. Cody and Izzy!" Said Chris.
"Oh, yay! Cody's my partner!" Said Izzy. Cody was looking terrified, while Owen glared at Chris.
"The third pair is…Owen and Dawn!" Said Chris.
"Damn." Muttered Justin, under his breath.
"The fourth pair is…Justin and Bridgette!" Said Chris. Bridgette threw an apologetic look at Geoff, who looked crestfallen.
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Geoff: Aw, man! My girlfriend's with the eye candy! How can I make sure that Bridgette's kiss isn't meaningfull…Nah, I'm just being stupid. Nothing will happen between them…right?
Dakota: *Giggles* I admit, I rigged that one so Justin and Bridgette would get paired up. I thought it would drive Geoff crazy.
Cody: Don't get me wrong, Izzy's kind, sweet, caring…and not to mention really hot, but I'm afraid she'll kill me by the end of the day. And if she doesn't, Owen will. Yikes!
Owen: Cody better take care of Izzy! I just love her so much…I don't want her getting hurt! …Nah, it's Cody! What could he possibly do?
"The fifth pair is…" Said Chris, dipping his hand into the hat.
"Tyler and Beth!" Said Chris. Beth reached in to high-five Tyler, but Tyler slipped, and banged his chin on the table.
"Awww, ow…" He moaned.
"Chris? I think my boyfriend has a concussion." Said Beth.
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Brady: Tyler, and my Bethy-kins? What if he trips over and hurts her? I know how clumsy he is…
"The sixth pair is…woah, sorry, Harold. You're with Gwen!" Said Chris. Harold shrugged, and held a hand out to Gwen.
"M'lady." He said, before Gwen kicked him in the crotch.
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Gwen: Uber nerd Harold? This will be the most horrible prom ever! Can he even carry me?
"The seventh pair is…Noah and LeShawna."
"Great. I get to carry two hundred pounds of attitude. Go me." Said Noah, before LeShawna slapped him across the face, angrily. Katie gave a sad sigh.
"The eighth pair is…Brady and Sadie! That's so cool, your names sound alike!" Said Chris, laughing.
"Really mature, Chris." Said Brady. Chris cleared his throat
"The ninth pair is…Alejandro and Eva." Said Chris. Eva roared.
"Great! I'm stuck with the stupid, self-centered, womanizing—" Started Eva. Alejandro winked at her.
"—hot." She finished, swooning at the end.
"The tenth pair is Zeke and Katie. The eleventh pair is Duncan and Lindsay, which automatically leaves…Geoff and Blainely! Hurrah!" Said Chris. Blainely and Geoff glared at eachother. Duncan winked at Lindsay, resulting in a slap from Gwen, and Katie looked in disbelief as Zeke scratched his ear with his foot.
"So, now that you all have your pairs, meet us at the stage tonight at six." Said Chris, as all of the pairs set off in their separate directions.
"No! You can not make me wear a dress!" Hollered Eva. Alejandro winked at her again.
"Ok, a dress is fine." Swooned Eva.
It was six 'o' clock on the dot. Chris and Chef were sitting in the auditorium. All of the contestants were backstage.
"Alright guys, welcome to part one of the challenge! Starting now, Chef and I will judge the costumes. I will rate the boys, and Chef will rate the girls. The highest combination of each score wins the advantage in the second round. Now, first, let's have out, Katie and Zeke!" Said Chris. Katie and Zeke stepped out. Katie was wearing hot red lipstick, and a black dress. Her hair was down, and draped around her shoulders, but Zeke's tie was not done properly, and his zipper was undone.
"Woah. Katie, I'll say this now. You look hot. But Zeke, what the hell?" Said Chris.
"He doesn't know how to dress himself, because he's never been to a social event." Said Katie.
"Aww, poor Zeke. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give him a three. Chef?" Said Chris.
"I give the annoying girl an eight." Said Chef.
"That's eleven out of twenty, not good enough to win. Shameful." Said Chris, and Katie and Zeke sadly went off-stage.
"Can we please see LeShawna and Noah?" Said Chris. LeShawna and Noah walked out. Noah was dressed in a snazzy tuxedo, and he had his hair gelled instead of his usual hairstyle. LeShawna was dressed in a one-shoulder red dress up to her ankles, and it had a rip in the side, going up to her knee. She was also wearing mascara, and cherry lipstick.
"Wow. Noah, buddy, is that you?" Said Chris, taking a photo. Noah blinked.
"Chris, I will kill you." Said Noah.
"That's Noah alright. I give you a seven, you snazzy boy." Said Chris.
"I give LeShawna a seven as well. Girl can sure rock that dress." Said Chef.
"Damn straight." Boasted LeShawna, and the two barged offstage, happy with their fourteen.
The next few people went very quickly. Chris gave Alejandro a perfect ten with his tuxedo, but Eva's poor attempt at actually socially dressing up got them a two, leaving them with twelve. Duncan just couldn't rock his tux, but Lindsay's skimpy dress boosted Duncan's four, and giving them fourteen. When Harold came out wearing a tux, Chris burst into laughter, and Gwen's five gave them the most disappointing score yet, with six.
"Owen and Dawn, get out here." Said Chris. Dawn was wearing a pure white dress down to her ankles with sparkles all over it. Owen, however, was having trouble fitting into his tuxedo.
"Dawn, you're not getting married." Said Chris.
"I know. But white matches my aura." Said Dawn. Chris sighed.
"Owen, are you having a little trouble fitting into that tux?" Said Chef.
"No, no. I'm fine." Said Owen, but at that moment, the buttons burst, and one flew to Chef, and hit him straight on the forehead.
"Whoops." Said Owen.
"Owen, you're going to sport a disappointing one for that." Said Chris.
"And Dawn, you're going to a prom, not a honeymoon. Six." Said Chef. Dawn and Owen glumly walked away.
Geoff looked very good in a tux, but Blainely simply wore her everyday dress, earning them a fifteen, which was still higher then everyone else. Brady looked sharp in his tux, but Sadie tried a skimpy dress, with terrible results, which only got them a ten.
"Justin, Bridgette, get out here." Said Chris. They both walked out, and they both looked exceptional.
"Woah! Justin, epic tux! You really can rock that look! That deserves an eight!" Said Chris. Justin nodded. Bridgette looked even better. She was recycling her old dress from when she apologized to Geoff in the Aftermath for Season 3.
"Wow, Bridgette, you look hot! Chef, what do you rate her?" Said Chris.
"I give her a nine."
"That's amazing! Justin, Bridgette, you've just broken Blainely and Geoff's lead with an amazing score of seventeen. Good job!" Said Chris. Justin and Bridgette high-fived, and hugged eachother.
"Wow, Justin! I didn't know you were so nice. What happened to the old you from Season 2?" Said Bridgette.
"I changed. Dawn has completely changed me." Said Justin. Bridgette cooed and hugged him again, but little did they know, Geoff was watching angrily.
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Geoff: He just hit on my girl! Justin's going down! Wait, I'm being over protective, aren't I? Yeah, it's nothing. Pshaw, nothing.
The last two costumes were slightly disappointing. Tyler was still recovering from his concussion, so Beth had to help him onstage. They received a nine. Cody's scrawny figure didn't match his tuxedo, and Izzy wore a very revealing dress, giving them an eleven. After that, all of the contestants were waiting for the results on the stage.
"Alright, everyone! We have the results! In third place…" Started Chris. Everyone crossed their fingers.
"LeShawna and Noah!" He said. LeShawna groaned, while Noah shrugged.
"C'mon, it wasn't that hard. Scrawny little Noah got third place? That's pretty good." Said LeShawna, patting Noah's back.
"I don't care about that. I just care that I made a fool of myself." Said Noah.
"In second place…Blainely and Geoff!" Announced Chris.
"My hotness got second place? What a rip-off!" Yelled Blainely, kicking the speaker at the side of the stage.
"An in first place, and winning the advantage in the next part of the challenge…" Said Chris. Everyone crossed their fingers.
"Bridgette and Justin!" Cried Chris. Bridgette screamed in excitement, and hugged Justin. Justin picked her up and twirled her round and round. Geoff seethed with rage.
"Alright, Bridgette, Justin! You have just earned your reward in the next part of the challenge! But, find out what happens, after the break." Said Chris.
What is Bridgette and Justin's reward? Why is Geoff so jealous? Will Gwen survive the prom? Is it Noah that Katie likes? Will the feeling be mutual? Who will lose the challenge? Who will get eliminated?