Wils-kun - *gives lazy wave* Yo, as ya'll all know this is merely just a filler chapter so basically all that is going to be in here is pointless humor, but there will be some NejiGaa, ChojiXIno, and a fairly important scene at the scene so if you want to read all that go for it. Now if you'll excuse me *goes to sleep*

Sadistic Love: Filler Chapter 1 What to Wear?

"Then he gave me a kiss on the cheek and said yes," Naruto finished telling his story about how he asked Sasuke out to his friends, cutting out the make out session of course.

All of the girls squealed while the boys rolled their eyes at the cliché story. It was after school and everyone, well just Hinata, Yuki, and kind of Gaara, wanted to know how it went with Sasuke. So Naruto was dragged to the lone tree that stood in front of KHS.

"So are you and Sasuke-kun an official couple now?" Hinata asked a bit too forwardly for her, but hey this was juicy gossip and no matter how shy Hinata was she was still a girl and girls love gossip.

Naruto blushed adorably and nodded. "He even admitted to me that this was his first serious relationship," he confessed.

Yuki squealed again. "That's so cute! So, in a way, you two are each other's firsts."

Kiba groaned. "All this girl talk is killing me," he complained. "But I still can't believe you're the one who asked Sasuke put."

Naruto started to panic inside. This was his first relationship and he already messed it up. "Why?" Naruto asked, as he squeezed Kiba's forearm tightly.

"Shit," Kiba cussed in pain. "It's just that the guys are supposed to ask out the girls, not the other way around."

Naruto loosened his grip on Kiba. "But-"

"Sasuke would never think of asking Naruto to the ball, so it was Naruto or nothing," Gaara explained, interrupting Naruto.

"But I'm -"

Kiba nodded in understanding. "True that."

"But I'm not a -"

"Speaking of guys asking out girls," Choji said. "Guess who I asked out today."

Naruto sighed and finally gave up.

"Who, Choji-kun?" Hinata asked. "Is it that brunette girl that you were talking to?"

Choji shook his head no. "I asked out Ino Yamanaka," he said with his cut chubby-boy smile. "And she said yes."

The whole gang was silent for awhile until Yuki finally blurted out, "Isn't Ino one of those girls who stuck to Sasuke like glue?"

"Weren't you," Choji retorted.

"That's not the point!" Yuki exclaimed. "We're talking about Ino."

Speak of the devil and it shall appear. "What about me?" Ino asked as she sat between Choji and Gaara in their little circle. Everyone noted with interest in how she sat closer to Choji then standard.

Yuki made an I-obviously-don't-like-you face at Ino. "That you're using our adorable Pillsbury boy as a rebound guy," she spat out.

Ino flipped her long light blond hair. "Please, I'm so over Sasuke." Ino looked over at Naruto. "Since he is obviously committed."

Naruto mimicked Yuki's face. "Fine, but if you break Choji's heart we'll break you," Naruto threatened. Yuki cheered in agreement while Hinata just violently nodded.

Again, Ino flipped her hair. "Whatever." She then sighed melodramatically. "Now the only issue is what I'll be wearing."

Naruto reluctantly agreed with Ino. "Yeah I have no clue what to wear either," he admitted.

Kiba smiled mischievously. "Hey I have an idea," he announced. "How about you wear one of those sparkly gowns."

Naruto's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Hey, I'm not a girl!"

"Then stop fucking acting like one," Kiba snapped.

A little light bulb went on in Yuki's head. "I have an idea!" she declared. "Ane is taking Deidara-sempai to the mall tomorrow, I'll see if she can take us with her. The ex-stalker can come too."

"Nah, man, I'm out," Kiba declined. "I have to preserve my man card." There was a loud honk. "That's my mom so I have to go." Kiba gave Hinata a small peck on the cheek and waved bye to all his friends. "I'll see y'all later."

"I agree with Kiba," Choji said. "But tell me how it goes, kay." Choji checked his watch. "Crap I have to work at my family's restaurant soon so see ya."

"Unfortunately I can't attend this event either," Gaara told everyone.

Yuki placed her hands on her hips. "Is it because it involves me and Ane?" she asked.

Gaara raised a non-existing eyebrow. "Well that's not the main reason why," he said.

"Meanie."

Naruto flashed a smile at his friends (even Ino). "I guess it's just us."

Ino threw her fist in the air. "Let's do it!"

When Yuzuki heard that Yuki was bringing Hinata, Naruto, and Ino to the mall she squealed like a pig. As she drove her rundown Honda Civic she went on and on about how she should be able to pick all of their outfits since she has "such an eye for fashion". But, unfortunately Yuzuki had to help Deidara with his "fashion dilemma".

"Don't worry, Ane," Yuki assured her older sister. "I'll take good care of Hinata, Naruto, and Ino."

Ino's face paled. "No thank you," she said. "I can take care of myself." She obviously didn't want Yuki or Yuzuki to picking out her outfit, but how could blame her? Yuzuki will probably pick out some gothic Lolita gown or a punk girl mini dress while Yuki will make her wear a multi-colored indie skirt and neon colored shirt. So yeah don't ask the Kiyomizu sisters for fashion advice.

"I-I already have a dress in mind," Hinata ably told her best friend.

Yuki gave Hinata a soft smile. "That's cool, Hina-chan." Then Yuki looked at Naruto mischievously. "So how 'bout you, Naru-chan?"

"W-well I-I'm," Naruto stuttered a bit. Even he knew it was a bad idea to trust Yuki with his wardrobe.

"Great!" Yuki shrieked. "I will help you pick out something out."

Up in the front Deidara chuckled. "Good luck, kid. You're going to need it when dealing with a Kiyomizu, un."

With that Naruto couldn't help but to dread his time at the mall.

The sounds of talkative teens, pushy salesmen, and whining children filled the vast Naka Mall where once stood the Naka Shrine in the olden days. However ten years ago they tore down the historical shrine so they can build a place where shallow people can wast their money.* Yuzuki and Deidara with the younger ones stood in front of the mall so that they can run through the rules.

"Ok, so no talking to strangers, but if they keep talking to you kick them in the balls or if it's a girl, rip out her ovaries," Yuzuki told the girls (and Naruto).

"And stay in pairs at all times,un," Deidara added on. "We don't need one of you brats to go missing, un."

Yuzuki nodded in agreement. "We are going to meet in the food court at four and if one of you is missing-" The junior glared at her freshmen. "You guys will be in big fucking trouble." All of them could nod. Yuzuki can truly be a terrifying person. Suddenly Yuzuki smiled, pleased with the response. "Good, you kids have fun!" She then dragged Deidara in the crowd.

Ino got a firm grip of Hinata's arm. "Come on, Hinata. I have the perfect dress for you in mind," she said as she forced Hinata with her into the crowd, ignoring the Hyuuga girl's protest.

That left only Yuki and Naruto. Naruto avoided Yuki's mischievous hazel eyes hoping she will follow her best friend or older sister, but nothing good happen to blondes. Yuki took Naruto's hand; he was shocked by her almost manly strength. "Let's go, Naru-chan," she cheered. "I have the perfect dress for you, too."

Naruto's face turned a bright red. "I am not a girl!"

Yuzuki scanned the various suits on the rack. All of them were a different style or color, but none of them said Deidara. Yuzuki sighed dramatically. Who knew it was this hard to pick out a tux for a gay blonde boy? "Maybe we should just get you a sleeveless silver dress," Yuzuki suggested. "I'm sure Sasori would enjoy that."

Deidara, who was previously examining a light yellow tux, was now blushing a vibrant red. "For the last fucking time, Yuzuki, just because I'm the uke in the relationship doesn't mean I'm a girl!" Because Deidara screamed so loud, some shoppers stared at the two teens and snickered. Deidara blushed even harder, but Yuzuki just ignored it and continued going through the suits.

"Finally!" After almost an hour I finally found a frickin tux!" Yuzuki shouted in accomplishment. She held out the beautiful tux to Deidara. "Sasori will be on you like Donkey Kong on a barrel.**"

Deidara raised an eyebrow at the silver suit. "I'm not sure, Yuzuki. It looks pretty expensive, un," he said, unsure.

Yuzuki linked arms wittier blonde friend and led them to the cashier. "Let's worry about that when it shows up on your mom's bill," she said. Once the suit was paid for, the two juniors went out the store. "Now on to the shoes and accessories!"

"But I'm not a girl so I don't need accessories!"

And yet again Yuzuki sighed dramatically. "Fine," she said. "But now I need something to wear."

So the two teens went to punk heaven, Hot Topic. It was the newest addition to Naka Mall and Yuzuki and Deidara thought it was the best thing to come to Konoha. All of that punk and gothic styles were just right for them.

"I can't beilve you're going to wear this to a ball, un," Deidara said in disbelief as he looked at the outfit Yuzuki was modeling. "It's just so..."

Yuzuki smirked as she struck a pose. "Sexy," she offered.

Deidara's face paled. "Dark," he finally completed his statement. Yuzuki was sporting a black lace-up corset with white sides, white heels, and a long black skirt with lace web pattern train and a lace-up back.

"Actually I think it suits you," the lady that was looking through Hot Topic's collection of accessories, but was now she as smiling warmly at Yuzuki and Deidara said in English. "It's just as hardcore as you." The lady was of average height, had creamy skin, and unusual blue hair and amber eyes.

"Are you from America?" Yuzuki asked in the lady's native language. It's been forever since Yuzuki can speak in her own native language so she was a bit excited.

"My family is," she responded, then she offered a hand. "My name is Konan," she introduced herself in Japanese. "Nice to meet you."

Yuzuki shook Konan's hand and then Deidara did. "I'm Yuzuki and this is my friend Deidara." A smirk appeared on Yuzuki's face. "And trust me, the pleasure is all ours."

"Hinata, if you don't get out of that dressing room right now I'm coming in," Ino threatened. The shy Hyuuga heiress has been in there for probably half an hour and Ino isn't really know for her patience.

"B-but the dress you picked out is way too em-embarrassing," Hinata stuttered from behind the curtain.

Ino sighed. "You still have to let me see, though," she reminded her companion.

There was a brief moment of silence, an exhausted sigh, and then finally Hinata came from behind the curtain. She blushed as she tugged on the bottom of the skirt. "I-I'm n-not so sure about this."

Ino slowly circled around Hinata like she's some horse. It was a knee long lavender dress with a dark purple belt. They'll have to get some dark purple flats to match. Finally she stopped with a satisfied smirk. "Actually it looks cute on you, so you're buying," she practically ordered Hinata. Ino then pushed the blushing girl back in the dressing room. "Now hurry up and change we still have alot of shopping to do." As Ino sat in one of the stools "patiently" waiting for Hinata she saw a familiar flash of pink, Sakura. Ino groaned at the sight of the bitch. Sure Sakura and Ino used to be the best of friends, but ever since they entered high school their friendship turned into a bitter rivalry because of Sasuke.

When Sakura spotted her ex-best friend she flipped her hair and walked over with a superior smirk. "Oh, hey, Ino," Sakura greeted in a bittersweet way. "I see you're shopping for the ball too bad you'll be walking in their alone, huh?"

Ino's face reddened out of anger. "You're one to talk. Who would want to go out with as bitchy pink brat like you?"

Sakura placed a hand on her hip. "For your information I'm going out with a senior," she bragged.

Even though Sakura didn't say the name of the senior Ino knew who it was. "Poor Lee," Ino said. "He's being used by an ungrateful bitch."

Now it was Sakura's turn to become red. "Whatever," she spat out. "Who are you going out with?"

"Choji Akimichi," Ino answered.

Sakura snorted. "You're going out with that fat loser," she teased. "You must be real desperate."

"Choji's a real sweet guy," Ino argued. "And, unlike you, I can appropriate how sweet my date is despite their appearance."

Sakura rolled her eyes at how unbelievably sappy that was. "Whatever," she said again. "See you later, Ino pig."

After Sakura left Hinata finally came out of the dressing room wearing her own clothes. Hinata smiled at Ino who was still fuming. "I heard how you defended Choji, Ino," Hinata softly said. "That was really nice."

Ino smiled at her new friend. "Well we have to protect our Pillsbury boy right?"

"Right."

"I'M NOT WEARING THAT MONKEY SUIT!" Everyone in the tuxedo rental shop paused as they heard the sudden cry. It seemed like it came from one of the dressing rooms.

There was a loud thump as if someone was thrown against the wall. "IT'S EITHER THE KIMINO OR THIS!" All mouths hung open. There is a girl in there? they all thought.

"CAN'T WE JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE?" the other voice desperately asked.

There was a brief moment of silence and then the sound of clothes being to the ground. "FINE!" the girl finally gave up. "BE DIFFICULT!"

Yuki stormed her way out of dressing room. Why do blondes have to be so hardheaded? she thought. She raised an eyebrow once she noticed a sizable group of people watching her with prying eyes. "Hello?" Yuki greeted her audience. As soon as they realized Yuki was aware of them the crowd pretended to go about their own business. Yuki rolled her eyes but didn't say anything.

Minutes later Naruto came out of the dressing room with a satisfied look on his face. "I'm so glad I don't have to wear that ridiculous monkey suit," the blonde cheered.

Yuki whacked Naruto upside the head. "Oh shut up, Naru-chan," she said "We still have a lot of work to do."

The pair then left the tuxedo shop and worked their way through the violent crowd of shoppers. Suddenly Yuki stopped in her tracks. Naruto curiously watched as Yuki scanned the mall. "Umm, Yuki," Naruto began to say, but Yuki broke out in a run. Naruto had no choice, but to follow the random girl.

"NEJI!" Yuki shrieked as she tackled the surprised Hyuuga. It seems like whenever Neji is around Yuki will just know. Yuki took hold of Neji's hand and smiled up at him. "What are you doing here?"

Before Neji could respond Naruto finally caught up with them. Naruto tilted his head to the side adorably when he saw Gaara accompanying the Hyuuga. "Gaara?"

Yuki finally acknowledged the redhead and gasped. "Neji are you on a date with Gaara?" she asked accusingly. "What about TenTen?"

Neji frowned at the girl who was still clinging to him. "Of course not," he denied. "He's just a friend who's helping me out."

"Oh," Yuki said, pleased with the answer. She then went on ranting to Neji about her day.

To other people who didn't know Gaara they would've thought that he was completely indirectly about the situation, but Naruto could tell that Gaara was actually embarrassed and ... Is that disappointment? Naruto gave Gaara a What-is-going-on? look. Gaara responded with a deadly shut-the-hell-up glare. Naruto wiggled his eyebrows in a way that said, "You like him don't you?" Gaara's eyes narrowed in on his blonde friend telling him to back off from the subject. Why did Naruto have to be so observant when it comes to other people's emotions?

Unaware of the silent conversation, Yuki asked Neji what he was doing at the mall. "I rarely ever see you here," she pointed out.

"I'm getting a gift for TenTen, and Gaara-" Neji placed a firm hand on Gaara's shoulder. "Is helping me pick the gift."

'Helping out the enemy I see,' Naruto's look told Gaara. This time Gaara didn't reply.

Yuki smiled at Gaara. "That's really sweet, Gaa-chan," she said.

Gaara sneered at the Kiyomizu. "Call me that again and I'll snap your neck," he threatened.

As usual the threat didn't have the desirable affect, but the opposite. Yuki kept on smiling like a fool. "Well Naruto and I have places to go and it seems like you and Gaara are busy, Neji, so we'll be leaving y'all." Yuki waved goodbye to her friends as she pulled on Naruto's arm.

Before they left though Naruto gave Gaara one last look that said, "Remember to use protection!"

Neji raised an eyebrow at Gaara's slight blush that dusted his pale cheeks. He was about to ask what was wrong, but decided not to. Somethings are best left unknown.

Kyuubi was lying on the couch, drowning himself in music. It was very relaxing being home by yourself, no one making unnecessary noises when all you want is peace and quiet. Yes, this was pure bliss. SLAM! Well it was nice while it lasted. Kyuubi smirked at the blonde boy who oh so nicely barged in the house. "Had fun with the girls, Naruto?" he asked.

Naruto glared at his older brother as he threw his shopping bag on the armchair and fell on the ground, exhausted.

Kyuubi laughed at Naruto's reaction. "This is why you don't go shopping with girls."

"Uchiha Itachi here."

"Ita-koi!"

Sigh. "Hello, Yuzuki. As lovely it is to hear from you, I'm pretty busy so if this isn't important -"

"I took the ukes out to the mall today since the ball is just a week away. When finding the sexiest outfit at Hot Topic Deidara was totally trolling on it, but this cute American girl came to my defense-"

"Yuzuki, if this isn't going anywhere."

"She told me her boyfriend dragged her to Konoha for this special event that he's forcing her to intend. Her name is Konan Reed, you know Nagato's girlfriend. Did you ever meet her, Ita-koi?"

Pause. "Hopefully I'll be able to meet her during this 'special event' and I'll also be able to see you in this sexy outfit you were talking about, Yuzuki dear."

Giggle. "Of course, Ita-koi. See you at Kurisumasuibubōru."

*Obviously I hate malls

**This is actually a way someone described my friend and her boyfriend. It was so funny.

Master - Well that was Filler Chapter 1 y'all! Hope it wasn't too lame and boring! *winks* Next chapter will be of the ball so be looking forward to our favorite characters getting DOWN!