It's up to you, readers, to figure out what happened. Happy guessing!
Name: Emily Prentiss
Type of item: 1 jar/bottle of superglue remover
Reason for item request: Because without it one of our agents will likely starve to death.
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Name: Dr. Spencer Reid
DOB: 10/12/1982
Occupation: FBI Agent/Profiler
Reason for admittance: Large skin tears on upper and lower arms; slight chemical burns; large bruises on upper arms and shoulders.
Diagnosis: Superglue accident.
Treatment: 800mg ibuprofen 3x daily; ointment with aloe and Vitamin E for burns; cold compresses for bruises.
Notes: Patient claims his desk was booby-trapped by a coworker.
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Dear Mr. Morgan:
I am afraid it is impossible to allow our company to cover the costs of your coworker's medical treatment, even if his condition was caused by your wrongdoing. Please advise him that he will need to speak to his own health insurance provider.
Sincerely,
Carol Hartman
CEO, BCBS Virginia
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Dear Dr. Reid:
I regret to inform you that your insurance premiums must increase effective immediately due to your recent classification as a 'high-risk' insured. Please note the change in your policy forthwith.
Sincerely,
Paul Scopes
Aetna Healthcare