Author's Note: Bleach and all its characters belong to Tite Kubo. If the series belonged to me, I'd be rich as hell and Bleach would have no fillers.

Okay. Who's been reading the Bleach manga lately? Anyone else feeling a little upset that Grimmjow's been forgotten in the wind? Good, then I'm not alone.

Going back to the story, I got to meet one of my two favorite female Bleach characters, Tia Halibel! And not only her, but her fraccion as well! Now if only I'd gotten to meet Yoruichi...

Also, Kuzeni and Hitori are just two of my Bleach original characters that you'll meet. I just made a new one a week or two ago. I hope you like her!

~Infernal Blossom

Damn, that hurt a lot! I mean, it's not every day you fall from a very tall ceiling to the floor right next to a hot tub. And face first, too. "Ow owowowowowow OW!" I kept saying over and over again while holding my face. I could feel some blood trickling out of my nose, along with another little stream of red going down my cheek. Great, just what I needed. Another gash to add to my collection. And this time, it was on my face!

"Are you alright?" Oh yeah, I'd almost forgotten that I was in the third Espada's tower. I looked up at Tia and her fraccion, who all winced simultaneously when they saw my face. "Ooh," Apacchi started, "that looks like it hurts." She helped me stand up, holding me by my shoulder so I wouldn't fall over from the slight dizziness I started to feel. "Where the hell'd you come from?" Her hand moved under my chin and pushed up so she could get a better look at my face. Sunsun came over with a wet rag to wipe off the blood, which had begun to dry and cake up. It stung like hell. What'd they put in Hueco Mundo water, acid?

But it eventually stopped stinging. Thank potatoes it did. "Thanks, Apachhi. I owe you two." I looked up at her, and she raised an eyebrow at me. "One for this, and one for correcting Sunsun when she ran her mouth." I saw Sunsun stick her tongue out at me from my peripheral vision. Ah, what a sight. The rag was removed from my face, and strangely, I felt a lot better than when I first arrived here. No, I mean BEFORE I crash-landed into the floor. Duh.

...Then I remembered. I'd called Tia and Apachhi by their first names. I knew who they were, of course, but they didn't know who the hell I was. "Oh. Right. I...called you guys by your names, didn't I?" Everyone nodded. "And...I have some explaining to do, don't I?" They all nodded again. "Okay. I can do that. But you've all got to promise that no matter what I say, you won't kill me. Can you do that for me?" The four women exchanged glances. After what seemed forever with their telepathic meeting, Tia stepped forward.

"Alright," she started, "You have our word." Hearing her say that put a big smile on my face. "Just let us change first. Once we're all settled, you can begin to explain who you are and how you got here." Right as she said that, my favorite female arrancar froze. Although her face was hidden behind her mask, her eyes told me everything.

Either Ulquiorra or Aizen was on their way here. And they were close.

"Crap, him again. Damned bat boy," Mila Rose muttered. Okay, so it was only Ulquiorra. I breathed a sigh of relief. She turned to me and, like the other women, raised an eyebrow. Why were they all staring at me like I was some crazy busty midget? …Oh yeah, because I was. "By that sigh of yours, I'm guessing you know who Ulquiorra is too. Aizen also."

I felt a cold shiver crawl down my spine at the mentioning of Aizen. "Yeah, unfortunately. I hate him so much-" I would've finished my sentence, but Ulquiorra's footsteps were getting louder. He was who knows how close.

"Hide her in the closet." Wait, WHAT? Without a warning, the three fraccion grabbed me and shoved me into what I suspected to be Tia's closet. Great, closet hopping again. That's just what I like to do when in another universe. Although I must say, Tia's closet was very neat. Roomy, too. I think her closet was the best one I'd landed in so far. I mean, Starrk's closet was just a mess. And Ichigo's still had the mattress inside from when it used to be Rukia's room. But Tia Halibel's closet? Everything was hung up, no Hollow dust bunnies, no possible diseases lurking around. She actually cared about her belongings.

Then I heard the familiar emo-ish voice. "What's going on in here?" Ulquiorra asked…Tia, I think. Knowing him, he'd acknowledge only another Espada besides Aizen, so he had to be referring to Tia. "I sensed an unfamiliar presence." There was a bit of a pause for, I'd say, three to six seconds, before he asked again. "Well?"

Please, I thought to myself, PLEASE let them be as awesome as I thought them to be. PLEASE let them be Aizen haters too!

I got my wish. "Can't you see, Ulquiorra? There's nobody else in here but us. You're imagining things." Wow, I never knew Tia could sound so…sarcastic. It just made her even more awesome.

"Hmm…" Bat boy didn't sound so convinced. I heard more footsteps coming into the room. I don't know if it was just my imagination, but I think he was getting closer to the closet. Crap crap CRAP! What should I do? He's gonna find me! My eyes moved around frantically, searching for a something – ANYTHING – to hide me from Ulquiorra. Then I looked up and saw a large white cloth on a hanger directly above me. Without thinking twice, I pulled it down and covered myself with it. I hope this worked.

I heard the closet door open. This was the moment of truth. This would decide whether or not the one character in Bleach who REALLY needed a hug would find me and be the tattletale who would tell Aizen I was here. I stayed dead still and dead silent for what seemed forever. Then he spoke. "You forgot to fold this." Yes! I was home free! He didn't find me! Ulquiorra only mistook me for unfolded laundry! I heard him start to walk away, and then he stopped. "You're slacking, Tia Halibel." Then he left, and the door shut behind him.

I pulled the cloth off of me and ran up to Tia, giving her a big hug. "Thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU! You're one of the most awesome people ever in Bleach!" I knew they were all looking at me weird again, but I couldn't care less. They'd just saved me from becoming puppet meat. Once I'd let her go, I latched onto the other three girls. "I owe you guys big time for this!" They nodded at me, showing their acceptance. Then I realized that they were still in their bathing suits. "Uhh, guys…" They all looked down and, after realizing it too, laughed a little. The girls went to change, leaving me alone to figure out how to explain everything to them. Even if they were on the enemy's side, these were awesome people that I trusted! Not only that, but they seemed to accept me right away AND they were nice!

…Okay, maybe not Sunsun, but the other three women were nice!

I'm glad they took their time, because it gave me time to catch up on my drawing. I sat down on one of the beanbags in the room – yeah, surprised me too – and pulled out my Bleach sketchbook. Still can't believe I almost lost this because of a frozen midget. But that was over with now, so I could focus on drawing whatever Bleach-related things popped into my head. I decided on drawing Tia and her fraccion, all in their resureccions. Strangely I hadn't drawn it yet. I don't know how much time passed from when I started to when I finished, but it came out great. Probably took me around twenty minutes. "There, finished."

"Wow, that's nice," I suddenly heard from behind me. That scared me a little, and I think I jumped up a few inches. Guess Tia and her posse were back. "Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you," Mila Rose apologized. The girls sat around me, looking at the picture I'd just drawn of them. They all smiled, which was all I needed to know that they loved the drawing… Although I wish I was able to see Tia smile. Man, it must suck to have a mask fragment cover most of your face and never be able to remove it.

Then the girls all turned to me. Yup, it was time for me to explain myself. I closed the sketchbook and put it back in my bookbag. "I'm just warning you guys now, this is going to sound REALLY crazy. You're most likely not gonna believe me, and you may even want to kill me a bit. So if you do feel the urge to, you know, run your blade through me or fire a cero at my ass, PLEASE don't." They all nodded. "Okay, here we go." I took a deep breath and, once again, started to tell my story.

As I explained to the arrancar girls where I came from and how I got here in the first place, I examined their faces. I wanted to see how their expressions changed as the story went on. This surprised me a lot, because besides Kisuke, they were the only ones that didn't put on WTF faces. Yeah, I missed causing people to make those faces, but I'm glad they didn't. It showed me that they sort of understood the crap that was pouring from my mouth.

After what I assumed to be around a half hour – maybe forty five minutes – I finished my explanation. "…Then I got stuck in the portal I made, and it took me a second to realize that I was in the presence of some of my favorite Bleach characters," I finished. "And when the portal spit me out, you guys know what comes next." Wow, they still didn't have WTF faces. That made me happy inside. "So, that's my story. What do you guys think?"

"In all honesty," Tia started, "That's the craziest story I've ever heard. But there's something about it that makes me believe what you said. Strange thing is, I don't know what." So Tia believed me? Sweet! And from the looks of it, so did the other girls. "I'm sure we all agree that she means no harm to us, right ladies?"

"Agreed," they all said simultaneously. I wanted to jump for joy, but I didn't. Even if I was extremely blissful right now, I didn't want them to give me any more weird looks.

And then I remembered something. "Hey, Tia." She turned to me, looking curious. "I know how just about all the guys here in Hueco Mundo are either perverts, douchebags or Aizen-" hearing me put Aizen in his own category made her fraccion laugh a little- "but I know a guy who's really into you. Now, he's a Soul Reaper, but he's a lot better than any of the asses here. I was thinking I could introduce you two, because you deserve a real man. You know, someone who will treat you the way you deserve to be treated." Her eyes had fallen a bit when I said this guy was a shinigami, but they lit up again when I mentioned that she deserved someone who would treat her right. And I knew that once she met him, Tia would fall for Hitori. They were paired up in a fanfiction I'd started, so why not pair them up for real?

I hung out with the girls for a few hours more, I think, then decided it was time I high-tailed it before anyone else got suspicious. But before I left, I gave them an awesome gift. I drew them a computer, cellphones to keep in contact with me, some iPods, headphones and iHome systems in my magical sketchbook. Of course, they became real. I even drew the girls some gigais so they could hang out in the world of the living any time they wanted. I can honestly say that I made four new best friends.

I drew a portal and captioned it so I could go back to Karakura Town. The trip was quick, and the portal dropped me off in an abandoned building somewhere near the high school. "Hmm...what to do now..." I paced the floor, contemplating what I should do next. "Let's see... I haven't drawn a group picture of the Vizards yet. Maybe I could do that." I thought about it for a second. "Nah, some other time." After thinking some more, I got an idea and snapped my fingers. I quickly pulled out my magical sketchbook and flipped it open once more. I was about to flip around the plot and other shit of Bleach so much! And in eleven ways, too! I drew all eleven of my Bleach original characters onto the pages and watched them come to life before my eyes.

Now standing in front of me were Kuzeni Harato, Hitori Gekidou, Komuri Harato, Hanzo Gekidou, Trevor Halibel, Shainingu Hagane, Kaichou, Saiyuri Aizen, Yuina Natsumu, Nikui Seichuu and Citlali Nikephoros.

Kuzeni Harato. Former human who died at age 22 giving birth to her son and from hemophilia. She'd be 37 if she were still alive, married too. She hand blond hair, styled just like Setsuka from Soul Calibur 4, brown eyes, freckles and Kukaku-sized boobs. Her zanpakuto: Shainingu Hagane, a metal-type. She had a locket and an engagement ring, from when she was still living. Squad 10, seat three, achieved bankai. She was in love with Grimmjow, had a very motherly personality and thought of her captain as her son. She was the first Bleach character I'd created.

Hitori Gekidou. Skater dude styled dirty blond hair and gray eyes. He, too, was a former human, who died at age 19. He'd be 30 if still alive. His death's actually a little ironic. He had a bad life and tried to commit suicide by jumping off a hotel roof, but a Hollow attack made the building collapse on him and killed him. His zanpakuto: Kaichou, a sound-type. He couldn't take anything seriously, except if it was in battle or for Tia Halibel. Squad 10, seat four, achieved bankai.

Shainingu Hagane. Silver hair, silver eyes. Looks like he's from Rukongai. He acts like a gentleman and is very protective of his master. He and Hyorinmaru are rivals.

Kaichou. Long wavy sea green hair, turquoise eyes. HUGE boobs. She tends to be quite the snob and thinks only music she likes is 'real music'. She has a rivalry with Haineko.

Saiyuri Aizen, Bitch Curl's younger sister. Squad 8, seat five. Looks a lot like her brother without glasses. Her zanpakuto, Munesanzun, is based on emotional illusions. Its powers are almost identical to Kyoka Suigetsu. Saiyuri's like a mix of her brother and Kira. She's very shy and thinks of Ukitake as a real big brother.

Trevor Halibel, Tia's older brother. He's a crocodile based arrancar. Looks and dresses a lot like her, including mask fragment. He's very protective of Tia, so Hitori better watch out. His personality's a lot like shainingu Hagane.

Komuri Harato, twin sister of Kuzeni. Totally obsessed with her looks. Mask fragment: something like a masquerade mask. Dresses and acts like a slut. Bear based arrancar. In my stories, she killed the seventh Espada and took his place. In her bio, Gin kills her, but she doesn't know it. Her aspect of death is seduction.

Hanzo Gekidou, twin brother of Hitori. Very serious. Hummingbird based arrancar. Mask fragment: something looking like a pair of headphoenes going around the back of his head. Became Espada nine after the former one was killed. Komuri kills him – and he doesn't know – when he finally falls for her seduction. Aspect of death: treachery.

Yuina Natsumu, my one and only Vizard. Magenta pinkish hair, purple eyes. Orihime sized boobs. She used to be third seat of Squad 3 and best friend to Soifon. But after a Hollow attack that poisoned her, Mayuri tried to create an antidote from the poison and ended up Hollowifying her. Yoruichi rescued her and she joined the Vizards. She's oblivious to Shinji hitting on her. She also tends to apologize when attacking her enemies, which Kensei absolutely despises. Her zanpakuto: Genshuku, a gravity type.

Citlali Nikephoros, Ulquiorra's fraccion. A jellyfish type Hollow. Long blue hair wrapped into a long ponytail and orange eyes. Same personality as Ulquiorra. Enough said.

And finally, Nikui Seichuu. She has black hair, black eyes and was formerly a member of Squad 1. She and Unohana were very close, until Nikui defected so she could follow the love of her life...Sosuke Aizen. Yeah, I made Aizen a girlfriend. So what? She's a kido master.

"Guys, I've got a proposition for you. I've brought you all to life for a very important reason. You eleven arrancars, shinigami, Vizard and zanpakuto spirits are my Bleach original characters. Right now we're in the Bleach universe. And since I'm bored, I say it's time we stir up some fun. So go ahead and join the Bleach world!" Everyone nodded and dispersed accordingly. Kaichou and Shainingu Hagane returned into their owners' zanpakutos. Kuzeni, Hitori and Saiyuri opened a Senkaimon and headed for the Soul Society. Yuina ran off to join the Vizards. Komuri opened a Garganta and headed into it, with Trevor, Hanzo, Citlali and Nikui following behind her.

I drew a comfortable recliner with cup holders, some snacks, three television sets and a remote. The first TV was set to follow the Soul Reapers, the second my Vizard, and the third for Nikui and the arrancars. I sipped my Brisk iced tea and had a few barbecued Pringles. This was going to be interesting.