Sorry for the crappy chapter and the long time it took to update.

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The Vow of Eternal Maidenhood: Truth or Dare Part 2

"Okay, Artie, here is the question that will make you regret ever crossing me. Who is the hottest guy in this room?"

Artemis gulped. This was a question where there was only one loophole available.
"Apollo," she gasped out. Never in her wildest nightmares had she ever imagined that she would openly say that her disgusting brother was the "hottest" person in a room. Well, unless, if the rest of the people in the room were all Hyperboreans or something.

"What?!" Athena asked incredulously while Apollo pulled out his hand mirror and murmured something along the lines of, "I knew it."

"Well, technically, he drives the hottest car so theoretically that could lead to him having a higher body temperature than normal people," Artemis explained logically.

The wisdom goddess gritted her teeth. 'Stupid loophole,' she thought.
"Sweetie," she said in a sickening sweet voice, "You know what I mean."

Artemis sighed theatrically.
"Fine, I guess Hephaestus will do just as well. He works in the forges so I guess he must have a higher body temperature too," she deduced.

Athena was angered to the point of shooting life-threatening glares.
"Why you little-?!"

'Ah…' she thought, 'I love loopholes.'


Orion smirked. Someone had finally remembered that he was actually in the room and asked him 'Truth or Dare'?

"Dare," he said confidently.

"Uh… um… Go outside and tell the first person you see… 'I love you'."

The hunter stood up and walked straight out of the common room. The rest of the young immortals followed him slowly.

Hades walked straight past the wandering eyes of Orion. The young man continued on looking for someone to "confess" to.

"What in the Tartarus Orion?!" Artemis complained, "He walked right past you, why do we not see you pouring your heart out?"

Orion frowned,
"Idiot, I'm searching for a girl, remember? So unless Hades received a gender transplant in the last few days, I don't think so."

"Well… Actually," Aphrodite smiled coyly, "Hermes said person, not girl… So…"

Orion gaped at the group disbelievingly.
"You guys want me to tell Hades I love him?!" he shrieked. "Ick, ick, ick!" He ran to catch up with the now-distant Hades.

He stopped the towering god in his tracks by tapping him on the shoulder.
"Uh… Hades? No, I mean… sir… no, uncle? Wait, not that. Uh? What?" he stuttered nervously.

"Oh get on with it," Hades snapped impatiently, "I have a Winter solstice meeting to attend."

"I-I-I love y-you," he choked out, removing his dignity.

Hades frowned, confused.
"Stupid child," he muttered before gliding away.


"Okay," Orion said calmly, "Artemis, truth or dare?"

"Dare, of course."

He smirked proudly. 'Just you wait Artemis! You won't expect what I've got in store for you,' he thought.
"Artemis, your dare is… Tell me on bended knee that I'm a better archer than you are."

The goddess frowned.
"Oh, um, well okay," she said confused. "On bended knee that I'm a better archer than you are. I still don't get why you wanted me to do that, it was way too easy!"

Orion face-palmed.
"Just bend down," he said, pushing Artemis down towards the ground. "Now say ,'Orion, you are a better archer than I ever will be,'".

"Orion, you are a better archer than I ever will be," Artemis said without much protest.

Apollo smirked while Orion scratched his head.
"I expected you to have a really bad reaction…"

Artemis raised her eyebrow.
"Do you have any idea how many times Apollo has dared me to say stuff like that? I'm used to it now!" she explained.

"Dang!"


"Ares, truth or dare?" Artemis asked him.

"DARE! Picking a dare is manly and macho!" he screamed.

"Put lipstick on another person in this game without using your hands. Oh, not Aphrodite. Anyone but Aphrodite," she challenged.

"What if I don't own lipstick?"

"I'm sure Aphrodite has plenty," Artemis said matter-of-factly.

"Shoot."

Twenty seconds later, the god of war came back with a tube of cherry red lipstick. He smeared it all over his elbow while Aphrodite winced at the sight of her expensive lipstick being wasted.

Ares vengefully rubbed his elbows all over Artemis' lips for setting him with this dare.

She retched when she felt Ares' disgustingly dirty elbow on her face.

Another twenty seconds later, Artemis emerged from the battle, defeated, with lipstick in inconsistent blotches.

Aphrodite gasped,
"Oh honey! That looks awful!" before hastily ushering the makeup clad goddess out of the common room.

And yet another twenty agonisingly long seconds later, the two girls walked back in. And Athena of course, had her lipstick applied immaculately.

"Hermes, truth or dare?"

Hermes, not being a complete and utter idiot chose truth. Because Ares would've chosen some outrageous dare like start a war with Zeus.

"Wimp," Ares complained, "Fine, what do you fear most?"

Hermes didn't even have to hesitate and gave the same answer that he had given Artemis a couple of days ago.
"To never be known for my accomplishments."

"Aw…" the goddess of love sighed affectionately. "You like someone, right? That's what this is all about, right?"

Everyone in the room but Ares sweat-dropped and groaned due to Aphrodite's single-mindedness.

"If you don't get a better attitude in five seconds, I'll beat you up!" Ares yelled.

Sorry this chapter was so short. I know I said that I would update really soon last time but I got really caught up with school seeing as we got a giant bombardment of final assessments and assignments. It's sooooooo annoying!

League of Legend buddies high five!

-GoddessOfDucks out