Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns Inuyasha manga, anime, characters, storyline, etc... The only thing I own is my love for the characters.

Ok so I felt that you guys needed a boost from all the drama so I decided to add a bonus chappie for you to laugh on. Hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face. Enjoy you guys!

Ring My Bell

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle. "Sesshomaru! Jingle. Jingle. Jingle. "Sesshomaru!"

Sesshomaru came hurrying down the hall toward their bedroom. "Yes Inuyasha?"

"Didn't you hear the damn bell?" He shook it once more making sure that it was working to his ears. "Jingle Jingle Jingle it seems like it works to me."

The daiyoukai slowly counted from one to ten before replying. "I apologize. What is it you need?"

"Umm…I forgot. Ya see, If you would've came sooner I wouldn't have forgotten." He complained folding his arms, sitting upright on the bed pouting.

Sesshomaru wasn't going to let his temper get the best of him. He'd learned recently two days ago what that anger was capable of. Inuyasha was still injured and recuperating from the broken bones. His ribs healed yesterday and so did his skull. But his legs were being stubborn taking much longer to mend. Against his better judgment he'd given Inuyasha a small bell to ring whenever he needed something. What processed him to do such a foolish thing was beyond him. " I apologize for keeping you waiting. Ring the bell when you remember what it was you needed ok?."

"Ok." Inuyasha answered cheerfully.

The elder brother turned to leave but was stopped once more.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"Yes Inuyasha?" He said patiently.

"Oh you heard it this time? Good I was just making sure." Smiling brightly not knowing he was being an annoyance.

Sesshomaru waited a moment longer before turning again to make his departure.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"Yes Inuyasha?"

"Umm…I forgot again. Sorry I'll try to remember just time."

"Fine."

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

Unbelievable he hadn't even made it three steps before the bell rung again. "Yes Inuyasha?"

"I remember this time. Could you fix me a sandwich please?" Inuyasha requested innocently.

"Of course. Wait one moment."

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"What is it Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru was losing a slight pinch of his cool.

"Could you make sure to put a pickle on the side as well? Oh and some chips? Thanks."

Sesshomaru groaned inwardly. "Yes Inuyasha." He turned to leave but swirled back around waiting for the bell to ring again.

The hanyou tilted his head to the side regarding his brother's strange movements. "What the hell ya waiting for?" He asked snippily. "The sandwich isn't going to make itself. Get a move on. Chop, Chop!" He clapped his hands to hurry his brother along.

'1,2,3,4,…' Sesshomaru mentally counted walking out of the room toward the kitchen. He picked up the loaf of bread and ripped the bag open. He reached the refrigerator to pull out the mustard, mayo, lettuce, roast beef, sweet ham, salami, turkey, steak stripes jalapenos, banana peppers and the jar of pickles. He set to work on cutting up the meat on four slices of bread. He slapped on the mayo and mustard lightly on one side of the bread and laid a single piece of lettuce in the center. The peppers were sprinkled here and there between the meat just like Inuyasha liked it. The finished product was deliciously sitting at least 1½ feet off the plate with a pickle on the side. Sesshomaru reached into the cabinet for the hanyou's favorite chips: Woof' Em Down Chips. Satisfied with his task

He carried the meal in the bedroom to a impatient hanyou.

"Geez I thought I was going to have to come and get it myself." He said taking the plate from his brother. "Hey where's my apple juice?"

"You didn't say a word about Apple Juice."

"Are you sure? I could've sworn I said Apple Juice." The hanyou said suspiciously lifting an eyebrow.

Sesshomaru took a deep breath and settled his temper down. He's injured, He's injured, He's injured. "I'll just go and retrieve you soon then."

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"Sesshy would you make sure there's only a couple cubes of ice? I don't want it to taste to watery."

Temper. Temper. Temper. "Of course."

"Thanks babe." Inuyasha swatted Sesshomaru on his butt affectionately making the older brother blush a bit.

Sesshomaru returned with a large cup of cold apple juice with only a couple of ice cubes as requested. He handed the cup to his brother's outstretched head and turned to leave.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"What is it now Inuyasha?"

"Umm I think there's a speck in my glass. Could you bring me another?"

Sesshomaru took a hold of the glass and looked inside of it. He didn't see a speck. Not a single one. "There is nothing in this glass except the contents I poured inside."

"Are you sure? I see it righttttttt….there. Do you see it on the piece of ice?"

Seeing there was no point in arguing he took the glass to refill it with more juice. He returned once again with a cleaner cup and more ice.

"Tpfanks Sphsessy." He mouthed over his sandwich.

"Your welcome." Maybe this time he'd be able to make it to the living room this time.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

He didn't answer this time, only turned with narrowed eyes.

"I love you Sesshy!" Inuyasha smiled happily.

Sesshomaru grumbled and walked out the door.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"What Inuyasha?" He snapped pissed.

"Umm hello I didn't hear you say 'I love you' back!"

"I love you!" Sesshomaru had an attitude in full gear now. His patience was slowly wearing thin. He swirled around angrily heading toward the living room again.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

"What Inuyasha?"

"You ain't gotta get an attitude you jerk!" Inuyasha huffed folding his arms like a spoiled brat.

Tossing his head back, Sesshomaru threw his hands in the air slammed the door shut and left this time actually making it to the location. He sat on the couch and sighed his resignation. Tired was not the word for how he felt right now. When the hanyou was well again, he was going to learn a serious lesson about being a pain in the ass.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

That's it. He'd had it with that damn bell's ringing. Temper be damned he was going to put a stop to it right now.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

Sesshomaru barged in without knocking and pounced on top of the unsuspecting hanyou to snatch the bell out of his hands. He pinned his hands over his head being mindful of his broken legs. "If you so much as chime that bell again, I will shove my cock so far up your ass, that even that wolf would want a taste of it!"

Inuyasha shivered blushing all over from the threat. " H-Hey what are you doing?" He asked his brother.

Opening their bedroom window, Sesshomaru pulled his arm back and threw the bell as hard as he could. The bell rung its dying ring as it vanished into the distance. Now he was going to have his peace and quiet.

"So what am I suppose to do now? Inuyasha said curiously. "What if I gotta get up to pee?"

Sesshomaru tossed him the cup he had drunk his apple juice from earlier and left the room ignoring the ranting hanyou.


Koga was chopping up his last log for the fireplace, when all of a sudden he heard a shrieking sound coming his way. He looked up just in time to catch the flying object that nearly clunked him on the head. He studied the object between his fingers and thought it strange to see it flying out at this speed. "A bell?" He looked in the direction he saw it come from and shrugged his shoulders. It was probably just those two dogs at it again.

A/N: I hope that this was enough to lift your spirits somewhat. Also I wanted to inform you guys that a new character will be introduced into the series. Don't worry he's apart of the anime show. And no I'm not going to say who it is. You'll have to wait and see lol. You'll be surprised at who it is. I promise *wink*