Twi Trek

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.

13. Chapter 13

Twi Trek

Chapter 13

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I flung myself down in my command chair and peddled it around with my feet until I had Ensign Swann in my eyeline. I couldn't help but wonder if Yorlu's 'gaseous anomaly' might have been the work of our traitor. If he or she had tampered with our food supply – well then it was only a matter of time before we would all succumb to the gastronomic torture.

"Captain?"

A-whora's voice stole my attention away from my sweet Ensign, and I pushed out of my chair with a harrumph to join her.

"I've started to receive distress calls from Rimjob."

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A/N: Aren't you glad you this fic comes with a lesson!

So...could the traitor be messing with the mess hall and giving them all messy pants?

Seriously?

If you hadn't already known this shit was crack...it's all spelled out now.

So...distress calls from Rimjob. They must have run out of lube!

What's next, Hot Tot?

MWAH!

MR